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Dodgy pitch, competitive opponents with dangerous forwards, bad start and it never got any better.

Blame the ref for the first and Skrtel for the second but we created fuck all. Coutinho, Firmino and Lallana were anonymous, they're meant to be the creativity.
 
Slowly Klopp is realising the challenge ahead for him.


On the face of it, we have some decent players.


Just no bottle.
 
Conceding after 2 mins put us off and we never found a way back.

That was fucking awful.
I'n considering making Christmas footy free.
 
Slowly Klopp is realising the challenge ahead for him.


On the face of it, we have some decent players.


Just no bottle.
He already knew this before he came. Hence the comment "Doubters into Believers" and how surprised the players were when we were 3-0 up against Citah.
 
Klopp needs someone in his backroom staff with info about the premiership I think he lacks that input which would help him with his decisions I bet he had no idea how small and tight vicarage Road ground is. With a small pitch 442 against our 3 immobile midfield was asking for trouble.
 
As poor a performance as anything seen in the last 10 years. Abject and embarrassing. Makes all the delirious chatter of Top 4 or even a title challenge look risible and rancid.

I had large concerns when I saw the teamsheet, similar to how I felt before the Newcastle game, and this was even worse. Klopp needs a gigantic amount of money to spend, because this squad isn't good enough to make the Top 4.

Bogdan (3) I've never rated him above Mongolet, and that opinion was reinforced within 3 minutes. A calamitous joke and fortunate to only concede three.

Skrtel (4) a blessing for him when he went off, as he was getting brutalised by Watford's attack.

Sakho (2) one of the worst defensive displays I have ever seen. Clumsy, sloppy, awkward, brainless. Utter shit from start to finish, Watford will wish they can play him every week

Clyne (5) no attacking quality, but at least he can run and change direction. Without falling over. Poor final ball.

Moreno (6) some poor decisions at times, but he never gave up and offered some threat in attack.

Lucas (2) so embarrassingly far away from the required standard, it was almost funny. Weak, slow, poor passing, he's easily the worst defensive midfielder in the Premiership and should never ever play for Liverpool again. A joke.

Can (3) passing was as accurate as khat-chewing Congolese boy soldier shooting an AK into the jungle. And as dangerous. He was a clumsy, useless twat, lumbering around midfield ineffectually like a bear looking for picnic scraps in Dumpsters

Henderson (5) some nice long passing and one of our better players, but he's not good enough to ever really change the course of a game, and his personality doesn't scream 'leader of men'

Coutinho (4) fact is, tragically, is that he is one of our most talented and important players. That's depressing really. Didn't look arsed.

Lallana (2) such a total anodyne non-entity. No goals - which is standard - but offered no pace, threat, bottle or attacking threat. A spineless shithouse

Firmino (2) kept up his usual form. Will never make it, because he's not very good. He's fucking useless actually.
 
Sakho gets a bit of a free card after 1 week of training after being out for 5-6 weeks.
 
Sakho gets a bit of a free card after 1 week of training after being out for 5-6 weeks.

Yea that's true, thought he was shit but his return feels a bit rushed and the performance was somewhat understandable
 
Unfortunate not to have any other players to call upon. When Lallana, Lucas, Firmino and Coutinho are not performing, who the heck do you bring in?
 
You remember when we booed ineffectual performances back in the day like when we used to boo lucas off the pitch..

We need to get that back.....fuck being nice. These players deserve to know when they put in a performance like that.
 
If Barca offered us 30m for Coutinho I'd take it, if I wasn't so terrified that we'd piss it up the wall
 
You remember when we booed ineffectual performances back in the day like when we used to boo lucas off the pitch..

We need to get that back.....fuck being nice. These players deserve to know when they put in a performance like that.
No, cos that was shit.
 
You remember when we booed ineffectual performances back in the day like when we used to boo lucas off the pitch..

We need to get that back.....fuck being nice. These players deserve to know when they put in a performance like that.

Yeah, everyone wants us to get back to booing players off the pitch. The good old days!

Fuck me
 
[QUOTE="manwithnoname, post: 1376074, member: 1731"]As poor a performance as anything seen in the last 10 years. Abject and embarrassing. Makes all the delirious chatter of Top 4 or even a title challenge look risible and rancid.

I had large concerns when I saw the teamsheet, similar to how I felt before the Newcastle game, and this was even worse. Klopp needs a gigantic amount of money to spend, because this squad isn't good enough to make the Top 4.

Bogdan (3) I've never rated him above Mongolet, and that opinion was reinforced within 3 minutes. A calamitous joke and fortunate to only concede three.

Skrtel (4) a blessing for him when he went off, as he was getting brutalised by Watford's attack.

Sakho (2) one of the worst defensive displays I have ever seen. Clumsy, sloppy, awkward, brainless. Utter shit from start to finish, Watford will wish they can play him every week

Clyne (5) no attacking quality, but at least he can run and change direction. Without falling over. Poor final ball.

Moreno (6) some poor decisions at times, but he never gave up and offered some threat in attack.

Lucas (2) so embarrassingly far away from the required standard, it was almost funny. Weak, slow, poor passing, he's easily the worst defensive midfielder in the Premiership and should never ever play for Liverpool again. A joke.

Can (3) passing was as accurate as khat-chewing Congolese boy soldier shooting an AK into the jungle. And as dangerous. He was a clumsy, useless twat, lumbering around midfield ineffectually like a bear looking for picnic scraps in Dumpsters

Henderson (5) some nice long passing and one of our better players, but he's not good enough to ever really change the course of a game, and his personality doesn't scream 'leader of men'

Coutinho (4) fact is, tragically, is that he is one of our most talented and important players. That's depressing really. Didn't look arsed.

Lallana (2) such a total anodyne non-entity. No goals - which is standard - but offered no pace, threat, bottle or attacking threat. A spineless shithouse

Firmino (2) kept up his usual form. Will never make it, because he's not very good. He's fucking useless actually.[/QUOTE]





There's no fucking way we have a worse squad than Watford, West Ham, Palace and Leicester....and those 4 sides sit above us.

It's easy to say after that horror show 'we're not good enough for top 4' and suchlike and yeah we have some real problem areas that need addressing and not to mention some bang average players but I don't go along with this notion we don't have a squad capable of fighting it out for top 4.
Not in a season as wide open as this and a League which is evidently short of quality throughout.
 
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Despite everything, losing to the mighty Watford et al, we are still only 5 points off 4th spot. This years league is nuts. How can shit like us be within striking distance of a CL spot?

Because everybody else is sh!t too. Some teams have been marginally less so up till now, but not all of them will be above us by the end of the season.
 
Despite everything, losing to the mighty Watford et al, we are still only 5 points off 4th spot. This years league is nuts. How can shit like us be within striking distance of a CL spot?
You seriously need to let go of the top four thing. It's going to be easier on you in the long run.
 
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