Don't trust them, fake news 😛
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OFFICIAL: Arsenal have been by far the most injured team in recent Premier League history
Here you go Gary.
Don't trust them, fake news 😛
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Anyway, could be an Arsenal thing.
OFFICIAL: Arsenal have been by far the most injured team in recent Premier League history
Hes going to be called Ox. End of.
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Not typin all that fucking shite out every time.
'The' bit is stupid and Arsenal can keep it.
Ox.
Andy Jacobs was even more oafish than usual as he criticised Oxo's stupidity for preferring a move to Liverpool over Chelsea. He's a major berk.
That's the truth of that. Lets hope its Beef rather than chicken or lamb.Depends how well he plays
That's the truth of that. Lets hope its Beef rather than chicken or lamb.
Fee is mad but good signing. Even better if he is making sacrifices to play for Liverpool, I haven't heard that one on a long time - took a pay cut to join Liverpool, who was the last to do that?
Klavan is 17.I thought he said he wants his surname to be Chamberlin now. Parent stuff or some such guff
... and as for squad numbers 17 is up for grabs
Fuck me he must have had some paper round.Klavan is 17.
Telling quote: "I'm not so used to running off the ball in the behind, I prefer the ball to feet." This was something Rodgers changed about Sterling's game early on – he asked him to run in behind more often instead of waiting for a pass to feet. I wonder if Klopp will try to change this trait in a similar way or on the contrary – take advantage of Ox's dribbling ability and strength to drive the ball forward, a bit like Mane does when he comes deep (Salah, on the contrary, is very much a "run in behind" player).
Yeah happy with this signing. But need VVD and another bonus signing if possible.
I think Ox signing ends our interest in Lemar. Was way over priced, though I still wanted him.
"In behind" I could understand. "In the behind" is a little worrying.
I'm really happy with this.
And not in a "he's just signed so I'll clutch at any positive fucking straw I can" kind. I've long been a fan of him, and if you don't believe me and/or can be arsed you can see for yourself here:
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/ox.100896/page-4#post-1562520
Firstly, a player's goal record is entirely influenced by the team they play in and the way they play.
How many times had Torres scored 20+ goals a season for Atletico before he joined us? None. Was Suarez a goal machine at Ajax? No. Was Mane plundering goals at Southampton? No. And Salah contributed two bits of fuck all attacking threat at Chelsea, before going to a side that suited him in Roma.
The way we play will create opportunities for him to score. He'll score goals for us.
Secondly, outside of one or two individuals - no one at Arsenal out of their 486 attacking mids scores a lot of goals. They've got Sanchez, and to a lesser extent Giroud. Ozil scores fuck all, Walcott doesn't get enough, Ramsey, Xhaka, Wellbeck. None of them score the goals that players of their repute should. Same goes for AOC.
And lastly, he's a very good footballer. Watch him retain possession with ease, make clever runs, create space in pockets, drift to the touchline if needed work extremely hard (I'm convinced Klopp see's him fitting easily into the high-energy pressing game), and provide an alternative to what we've got. He's quick, but not in a sprint-past-last-man-like-Salah way. He uses his pace differently, and he can play in a variety of positions.
If you're competing on multiple fronts then you need guys like this. 24 years of age - 5 years of playing for a top 4 side and for his country, and able to impact immediately.
This is a very good signing.
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You think 49 goals in 48 appearances in his final full season with Ajax qualifies as "goal machine"? 😉Good post and I agree with the gist of it but one bit is just plain wrong! Suarez was an absolute goal machine at Ajax.
He absolutely was. Top scorer in Europe the year before he joined us.I'm really happy with this.
And not in a "he's just signed so I'll clutch at any positive fucking straw I can" kind. I've long been a fan of him, and if you don't believe me and/or can be arsed you can see for yourself here:
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/ox.100896/page-4#post-1562520
Firstly, a player's goal record is entirely influenced by the team they play in and the way they play.
How many times had Torres scored 20+ goals a season for Atletico before he joined us? None. Was Suarez a goal machine at Ajax? No. Was Mane plundering goals at Southampton? No. And Salah contributed two bits of fuck all attacking threat at Chelsea, before going to a side that suited him in Roma.
The way we play will create opportunities for him to score. He'll score goals for us.
Secondly, outside of one or two individuals - no one at Arsenal out of their 486 attacking mids scores a lot of goals. They've got Sanchez, and to a lesser extent Giroud. Ozil scores fuck all, Walcott doesn't get enough, Ramsey, Xhaka, Wellbeck. None of them score the goals that players of their repute should. Same goes for AOC.
And lastly, he's a very good footballer. Watch him retain possession with ease, make clever runs, create space in pockets, drift to the touchline if needed work extremely hard (I'm convinced Klopp see's him fitting easily into the high-energy pressing game), and provide an alternative to what we've got. He's quick, but not in a sprint-past-last-man-like-Salah way. He uses his pace differently, and he can play in a variety of positions.
If you're competing on multiple fronts then you need guys like this. 24 years of age - 5 years of playing for a top 4 side and for his country, and able to impact immediately.
This is a very good signing.
I'm really happy with this.
And not in a "he's just signed so I'll clutch at any positive fucking straw I can" kind. I've long been a fan of him, and if you don't believe me and/or can be arsed you can see for yourself here:
http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/ox.100896/page-4#post-1562520
Firstly, a player's goal record is entirely influenced by the team they play in and the way they play.
How many times had Torres scored 20+ goals a season for Atletico before he joined us? None. Was Suarez a goal machine at Ajax? No. Was Mane plundering goals at Southampton? No. And Salah contributed two bits of fuck all attacking threat at Chelsea, before going to a side that suited him in Roma.
The way we play will create opportunities for him to score. He'll score goals for us.
Secondly, outside of one or two individuals - no one at Arsenal out of their 486 attacking mids scores a lot of goals. They've got Sanchez, and to a lesser extent Giroud. Ozil scores fuck all, Walcott doesn't get enough, Ramsey, Xhaka, Wellbeck. None of them score the goals that players of their repute should. Same goes for AOC.
And lastly, he's a very good footballer. Watch him retain possession with ease, make clever runs, create space in pockets, drift to the touchline if needed work extremely hard (I'm convinced Klopp see's him fitting easily into the high-energy pressing game), and provide an alternative to what we've got. He's quick, but not in a sprint-past-last-man-like-Salah way. He uses his pace differently, and he can play in a variety of positions.
If you're competing on multiple fronts then you need guys like this. 24 years of age - 5 years of playing for a top 4 side and for his country, and able to impact immediately.
This is a very good signing.