Newcastle vs Liverpool (Saturday 5.30pm Live on ESPN) MATCH THREAD

[FoxForceFive]

This could be Toons Pearl(y White) Harbor.

Fuck me they're getting worse!

 

[dee]

The first real chance Sturridge missed & waddle puts the boot in. Cunt.

Not really, but then commentary is all about saying things that everybody knows to be true:

"John Terry is brave"
"Sturridge is greedy"
"" when Bale dives AGAIN

 

[King Binny]

Robbie Fowler ‏@Robbie9Fowler

39s​

Feared the worst when I saw coutinho v west brom(debut).but looks to be a real player #thevisionRaheem

Sterling ‏@sterling31

2m​

Good see the boys winning #cant wait be back fit and training

 

[Mystic]

FABIO!!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think this performance shows were working out our teething problems under Rodgers.

 

[dee]

Sturridge 7 goals, 5 assists in 12 league appearances.

Coutinho 2 goals, 4 assists in 11 league appearances.

😎

Like x 1,000,000

 

[Mystic]

Borini is chomping at the bit to get on.

 

[themn]

"Newcastle have proved time and again over the last few months that we can compete with big-name clubs like Liverpool, and maybe it will encourage players to think again if they dare to believe the grass is greener elsewhere."

- Alan Pardew, last year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA PARDOODOO, YOU SMUG TWAT !!!!!!!!

 

[Athens]

Did I just hear that Liverpool have had more efforts on goal than any other team in the premiership this season?

 

[Fabio]

GWAN THE FABIO

 

[dee]

Borini for Stevie ???

Fair enough I guess

 

[Fabio]

"Newcastle have proved time and again over the last few months that we can compete with big-name clubs like Liverpool, and maybe it will encourage players to think again if they dare to believe the grass is greener elsewhere."

- Alan Pardew, last year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA PARDOODOO, YOU SMUG TWAT !!!!!!!!

YAY THEMN!

 

[Mystic]

Coutinho in the middle?

 

[dee]

BORINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

0-5

 

[DHSC]

Wow!!!

 

[gkmacca]

Fanfeckingtastic!

 

[Cerberus]

FUCKIN GET IN THERE LAD!

Welcome back Fabio!

 

[King Binny]

Robbie Fowler ‏@Robbie9Fowler

39s​

Feared the worst when I saw coutinho v west brom(debut).but looks to be a real player #thevisionRaheem

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton

1m​

@Robbie9Fowler Think he'll be great whilst its warm. Championship won in the rain and snow of Oct-Feb. You think he'll fancy that?

 

[Shadey]

Absolutley made up for the kid welldone 5-0

 

[Fabio]

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN THE FABIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[DHSC]

Haha are Newcastle.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Great goal. Made up for the lad.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Get in!

Five.

Going down going down doing down.

Borini whipped his hand out of his mouth quick sharp there, obv been told to not make a point of it.

 

[Mystic]

Fabio!!! So chuffed for him!

 

[Cerberus]

That has fucking made my day. I have an irrational urge for Borini to do well for us.

 

[gkmacca]

Ha ha ha, he's off!

 

[Fabio]

coutinho is a diamond

a proper proper diamond

just got debuchy sent off

 

[dee]

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton

1m​

@Robbie9Fowler Think he'll be great whilst its warm. Championship won in the rain and snow of Oct-Feb. You think he'll fancy that?

Yeah cos its fucking boiling today

Geordies down to 10 men for lat 20 mins

 

[DHSC]

Disgusting dirty player.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Debuchy red card. Ha. Coutinho is a strong little fucker.