Newcastle vs Liverpool (Saturday 5.30pm Live on ESPN) MATCH THREAD

[King Binny]

Sturridge 7 goals, 5 assists in 12 league appearances.

Coutinho 2 goals, 4 assists in 11 league appearances.

😎

Henderson 5 goals 4 assists in 28 league appearances

Downing 3 goals 6 assists in 27 league appearances

 

[Mystic]

You guys can relax, but I've got Enrique in my team and there's always a stupid concellation goal in thrashings like this.

 

[Fabio]

People are singing for paolo di canio...

 

[dee]

Couthhino hits bar

 

[the_khl]

FA will now give the club a five match ban for humiliating the French live on telly.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Is that the Newcastle team bus they've brought into the pitch?

There's 11 men quite literally behind the ball.

 

[Fabio]

coutiniho nearly scores a belter

fuck me the lad could have it all

 

[Shadey]

Another one bites the dust..

 

[themn]

So, YAYA scores a bomb goal with his left foot and we ruin the life of Alan Pardoodoo.

*sips Scrumpy Jack*

Life is gooooooooooooooooooooooooood !

 

[Cerberus]

Can we please play Coutinho through the middle from now on please?

 

[dee]

FA will now give the club a five match ban for humiliating the French live on telly.

Naahh Newcastle is north of the Metropolitan Line too

 

[FoxForceFive]

Can we please play Coutinho through the middle from now on please?

Can we play Newcastle every week?

 

[keniget]

Love how Coutinho often looks the other way as he's about to pass. He's had a great game - credit to Fudgie for giving him a central role today. It's worked.

 

[gene hughes]

I'll be gutted now if we don't get 7.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Bringing on more frenchmen when you need a fight back deserves all it gets.

 

[dee]

Shelvy/Suso on

Couthino/Sturridge off

 

[Fabio]

shelvey and suso on

stugs and coutinho off

 

[gkmacca]

Performance of the season by Coutinho.

 

[Modo]

YAY SUSO!!!!

 

[nealmac]

You guys can relax, but I've got Enrique in my team and there's always a stupid concellation goal in thrashings like this.

Same. It's playing on my mind the whole time.

Actually I have him as a sub. Luke Shaw didn't play for Southampton so Enrique will get his place.

 

[Shadey]

Couthhino hits bar

I will be after this game 😉

 

[Modo]

Can we please play Coutinho through the middle from now on please?

That's what I suggested a while ago. They told me he was to small.

 

[Mystic]

Suso! Credit Coutinho and Sturridge, we have to potentially world class two there!

 

[themn]

So happy that wee Phil is being a skill-ridden raasclaat.

 

[Fabio]

Bar a 20 minutes spell, our defence has been incredible

 

[dee]

Stat from ESPN commentary. Only Citeh have more clean sheets than us

 

[Mystic]

Suso goal would ice the already beautiful cake.

 

[Fabio]

So happy that wee Phil is being a skill-ridden raasclaat.

WHATS A RAASCLAAT? I've asked my mrs loads to find out from her london peoples and i'm getting nothing

 

[Cerberus]

Can we play Newcastle every week?

Heh. Seeing that cunt Pardews reaction everytime if we did would be worth the monotony.

 

[Fabio]

And i don't want to use google