Newcastle vs Liverpool (Saturday 5.30pm Live on ESPN) MATCH THREAD

[FoxForceFive]

Hahaha. Going home going home going home!

 

[RedZeppelin III]

haha , i fucking hate pardew so this is great . Is that bellend on like a 400 yr contract with them ?

 

[Shadey]

Get Borini on..

 

[Shay_K]

Nighty Night Newcastle

 

[Mystic]

I have Sturridge and Coutinho in my fantasy football team, win.

 

[Dahuge]

I don't think we've played THAT well.

I agree, even though we are 4 up...

 

[gkmacca]

In the style of an old Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch, the FA are now hurriedly compiling a list of such crimes for Coutinho, such as 'Being in possession of curly hair,' 'Looking at us in a strange way,' 'Speaking in a funny accent,' etc etc. It'll come...

 

[the_khl]

We've got bite today.















:|

 

[Fabio]

Borini on at some stage please

 

[Mystic]

Chuffed for Henderson today too, bring Borini and Suso on I say.

 

[Fabio]

0-4

Hendo very, very unselfish and passes to Sturridge for the finish

Both unselfish with their assists today

 

[Mystic]

Why are Newcastle fans singing about Suarez?

 

[the_khl]

Henderson is getting better and better and better.

 

[Fabio]

Why are Newcastle fans singing about Suarez?

They werent

We're just loud and boss

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We've put a dent(ure) in newcastle's hopes of staying up

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

0-4

Hendo very, very unselfish and passes to Sturridge for the finish

Great pass from Gerrard but he won't get the "assist"

Like coutinho for the second. Studge and hendo did well, but second goal was all about coutinho's pass.

 

[FoxForceFive]

We've put a dent(ure) in newcastle's hopes of staying up

Oh dear.

 

[dee]

Tiote off - Game definitely, definitely over now.

 

[Mystic]

They werent

We're just loud and boss

Why would our fans be singing "Luis Suarez, you know what you are"?

 

[Shay_K]

Ha Ha The toon supporters are singing about Suarez

 

[Mystic]

Ha Ha The toon supporters are singing about Suarez

Not just me then.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Newcastle are toothless up front

 

[dee]

Sturridge should have scored then (or passed to Couthino) but I think he had hattrick eyes.

 

[FoxForceFive]

The first real chance Sturridge missed & waddle puts the boot in. Cunt.

 

[King Binny]

Sturridge 7 goals, 5 assists in 12 league appearances.

Coutinho 2 goals, 4 assists in 11 league appearances.

😎

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Sturridge messing there. Great chance for 5. God, newcastle are shit. It's great. I fucking hate alan pardew.

 

[the_khl]

This could be Toons Pearl(y White) Harbor.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Sturridge should have scored then (or passed to Couthino) but I think he had hattrick eyes.

It's four nil, I don't blame him, any striker on a hat trick at 4-0 would do the same, they wanna score for themselves once the win is secured.

 

[Mystic]

Great statistics Binny.

 

[dee]

Borini coming on -YEYYYYYY