Liverpool vs Everton. Tuesday, 28th January, 20.00

[dmishra]

And by hoping that Suarez and Sturridge have their mojo on today.

 

[irishred]

Has the makings of an epic! Can't wait!

 

[Leo]

Our bench makes me ill.

 

[Tal]

That's a rubbish team. Our chance of winning this is actually by turning this into an ugly old-school derby battle.

And who, pray tell, is capable of delivering the charge from our side and inspiring blood and thunder from the troops?

 

[Leo]

And who, pray tell, is capable of delivering the charge from our side and inspiring blood and thunder from the troops?

Henderson.

 

[Tal]

Maybe Flanagan?

 

[Mamma Mia]

And who, pray tell, is capable of delivering the charge from our side and inspiring blood and thunder from the troops?

Luis Suarez and Steven fucking Gerrard.

 

[Leo]

Maybe Flanagan?

Or his thundercock

 

[Mamma Mia]

And if anyone is thinking of photoshopping Steven fucking Gerrard in the style of Jesus fucking Christ, that would absolutely be worth doing.

 

[Tal]

Luis Suarez and Steven fucking Gerrard.

We don't want Suarez going into battle, it might fire up his old cannibal instincts and Gerrard would probably wreck his dodgy groin that he manages these days by avoiding trying any long range shots whilst marauding forward. We need someone we can sacrifice for a week or two just in case things go wrong on the night.

 

[Frogfish]

And who, pray tell, is capable of delivering the charge from our side and inspiring blood and thunder from the troops?

Flanagan, Skrtel, Toure, Gerrard, Suarez, Sturridge, Henderson ... maybe the Q should have been who isn't ?

 

[Tal]

Men, the answer is staring us in the face!

Step forward into the bright light of cult hero status, your time has come, little Iago Aspas. Your destiny awaits.

 

[Mamma Mia]

We don't want Suarez going into battle, it might fire up his old cannibal instincts and Gerrard would probably wreck his dodgy groin that he manages these days by avoiding trying any long range shots whilst marauding forward. We need someone we can sacrifice for a week or two just in case things go wrong on the night.

Good thing we have the sheer force of our fans getting behind the team in a positive and supportive way.

 

[Leo]

Did Neverton sign Steve Stone on loan aswell?

 

[Leo]

He'd still batter Cissokho the bald fuck

 

[Tal]

Good thing we have the sheer force of our fans getting behind the team in a positive and supportive way.

Hush now, we are using cunning faux-negativity to draw out the fact that really we aren't all that bad and can easily win this game if we have the right attitude (and tactical setup) from the start.

I'm convinced at 20:00:01 we are going to.........









..... RELEASE THE KRAKEN

 

[Ijg]

Any streams?????

 

[Tal]

Any streams?????

See the LFC v Everton streams thread. The title is a dead giveaway, huh?

 

[Tal]

Is there going to be a separate match thread?

 

[dmishra]

There's that gaping hole in midfield already.

 

[Athens]

Let's do these mothers!

 

[dmishra]

Nice play by us. Sturridge is playing quite deep. Interesting from Rodgers.

 

[Farkmaster]

Cissokho will cement himself as my cult figure today by scoring today. What are your dumb predictions?

 

[Athens]

Some nice harrying there.

 

[Athens]

Some terrible shooting there.

 

[Markeh]

I bet Henderson bangs those in all day in training

 

[dmishra]

Henderson's up for it.

 

[Farkmaster]

Great work from Sterling there, the stronger he gets the more of a pain in the ass he is.

We've seen that before from Henderson.

Everton looking nervy in defense.

 

[gene hughes]

This game has draw written all over it.

 

[Markeh]

Cissokho... did he just get there first and kick it out?