Liverpool vs Everton. Tuesday, 28th January, 20.00

[Athens]

Fucking Suarez's first touch letting him down! What's happened?

 

[dmishra]

Cissokho, you fucking imbecile.

 

[Fabio]

Cissokho is shite

 

[Tal]

I bet Henderson bangs those in all day in training

Yeh. He saves his sidefooted 'centrebacks-clearance' type shots for the match. That lad needs some basic coaching on how to address the ball with his foot.

 

[Farkmaster]

Cissokho... did he just get there first and kick it out?

Yes, I'm telling you he's hilarious, you may as well enjoy him.

 

[Tal]

Utd 1-0 up at home to Cardiff (Van Persie) and Arsenal 0-1 down away to Southampton.

 

[Tal]

At least we are playing with the high tempo Rodgers prefers. That was one of our primary worries before kickoff.

 

[Markeh]

Yeh. He saves his sidefooted 'centrebacks-clearance' type shots for the match. That lad needs some basic coaching on how to address the ball with his foot.

I still reckon he does though, didn't he take freekicks and stuff for England u21's?

 

[Athens]

Do you know what? I fucking hate football. I'm not enjoying this in the slightest.

Why do I put myself through it?

 

[Whirly]

Do you know what? I fucking hate football. I'm not enjoying this in the slightest.

Why do I put myself through it?

I'm stuck in a mechanics of materials course for the next hour and a half...

 

[Farkmaster]

Gerrard caught that one. Haven't seen him hit one that hard in a while, sadly.

 

[Markeh]

fuuuuck what a ball from Sturridge

 

[Shadey]

Cof howard

 

[Farkmaster]

FUCK ME that would have been gorgeous, Sterling should have put it away.

 

[dmishra]

Absolutely brilliant from Sturridge. Sterling should've scored.

 

[Fabio]

Unlucky Raheem

 

[Athens]

I'm stuck in a mechanics of materials course for the next hour and a half...

Sounds... a bit dull.

Have you learned anything new?

 

[Tal]

Gerrard caught that one. Haven't seen him hit one that hard in a while, sadly.

I think he avoids it to save pulling his dodgy groin. I think he decided to make the Derby an exception to the norm.

 

[dmishra]

Sturridge's goalscoring ability distracts from his ability on the ball. It's world class. Very interesting idea of playing him deep.

 

[Tal]

Bastard. That's the sort of chance our secondary 'strikers' (Sterling and Coutinho) need to start putting away if we have any hope of getting into the top four.

 

[Shadey]

Gerrarrrrrrd

 

[Farkmaster]

YES!!!!!

 

[Fabio]

Stevie!

 

[Athens]

Stevie G!!!!11

 

[Farkmaster]

Right in front of the cunts!

 

[Markeh]

Serves you right for throwing coins at Suarez

 

[dmishra]

Yes!

 

[Holle]

Get in!

 

[Fabio]

I'm often the first to criticise Gerrard, but he's doing well today and he's just scored a vital goal

 

[dmishra]

What a corner from Suarez!