Joe Allen, LFC midfielders and midfield combinations and now the Jordan Henderson thread

[dmishra]

I'll have a wank if we sign this kid.

 

[Mystic]

I'll have a wank if we sign this kid.

I thought you preferred Ramirez?

 

[dmishra]

Downing actually.

 

[themn]

Don't know who he is and it's probably a load of bollocks, but it's good to hear the right noises!

He writes for the Irish Examiner.

 

[bourne]

Get Football News‏@GetFootballNews
Swansea City have made an approach for Bolton Wanderers midfielder Mark Davies.

 

[Mystic]

Replacement?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Replacement?

Confirmed

 

[Jack D Rips]

2 + 2 =

 

[Sunny]

Confirmed

Who's doing all this confirming that you're confirming ?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Who's doing all this confirming that you're confirming ?

(you are mate)

 

[Sunny]

(you are mate)

I can't confirm that

 

[Buddha]

I'm really excited about this.

Dmishra hasn't had a wank in ages.

 

[Rosco]

Don't know who he is and it's probably a load of bollocks, but it's good to hear the right noises!

His twitter profile states: Irish Examiner Gaelic games correspondent. Liverpool FC supporter. Personal views aired here, not the newspaper's.

He also says:

Allen deal is not imminent but interest from Arsenal has accelerated things. Had previously looked like a '13 transfer ‪#LFC‬

 

[Judge Jules]

I'm really excited about this.

Dmishra hasn't had a wank in ages.

And how would you know? 😉

 

[dmishra]

Exactly what I was going to ask.

*hunts for hidden camera in loo*

Also, why'd it excite you?

 

[Jürgen4PM]

You do your wanking in the loo?

Thats wrong.

 

[the count]

Downing actually.

You spelt drowning wrong mate

 

[dmishra]

You do your wanking in the loo?

Thats wrong.

Why?

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Sorry mate i read that wrong.

 

[Woland]

A drowning wank? A unique twist on the popular stranglewank? Otherwise known as a Houdini?

 

[Judge Jules]

I thought it was known as a Milligan, after that poor MP.

 

[goodspam]

Somewhat related - if you use twitter, Megan Amram is worth following...

 

[Woland]

I thought it was known as a Milligan, after that poor MP.

That wasn't underwater. If anyone could, Houdini could.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

Somewhat related - if you use twitter, Megan Amram is worth following...

she looks almost exactly like your avatar

 

[goodspam]

she looks almost exactly like your avatar

Yep, most attractive!

 

[juniormember]

Allen, Henderson, Lucas, Shelvey, Gerrard for 3 midfield berths is sound. Sell Adam and Aquilani.

Oi!
Dismiss Suso at your own peril.

 

[ILD]

Can't believe the lead singer from Creedence clearwater revival is a Liverpool fan.

 

[bourne]

Graeme Bailey

• Sky Sports understands Liverpool are closing in on the signing of Swansea City midfielder Joe Allen. They are ready to meet the £15million valuation of the Welsh international. http://www1.skysports..

 

[RedZeppelin III]

That sky gimp's 8 mobile phones have all gone off with a text from his mum .....

Sky Sports understands Liverpool are closing in on the signing of Swansea City midfielder Joe Allen.
Reds boss Brendan Rodgers confirmed his interest in Allen earlier this week as he looks to rebuild the squad at Anfield.
As revealed by Sky Sports earlier this week, Liverpool were preparing a bid for Allen and both clubs are thought to be in advanced talks as they look to thrash out a deal
Allen, who is away with Team GB at the Olympics, is thought to be keen on a move to Liverpool to be reunited with Rodgers.
Swansea are reluctant to lose the midfield schemer, but know they will not be able to resist a big-money offer for Allen.
Allen is thought to have a release clause in his contract and Liverpool are believed to be ready to match the £15million fee to land the Wales international.
Swansea are already looking at possible replacements for Allen with Spanish midfielder Michu poised to make the switch to the Liberty Stadium.
Rodgers is keen to get a move for Allen wrapped up as soon as possible as he looks to add the midfielder to the signing of Fabio Borini.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

15 mills far too much for the simple job he does, having said that he's a good player who id like in the tea