Has Sturridge Earned a Song Yet?

[Dirkus_Circus]

Anyone have any ideas?

 

[jexykrodic]

He's black
He's red
He's rubbish with his 'ead
Super Dan
Super Dan

 

[doctor_mac]

...moving on, lets have some non racist efforts.

 

[jexykrodic]

...moving on, lets have some non racist efforts.

What?

 

[Modo]

Deaaaaaanoooo
Deaaaaaanoooo

 

[redhorizon2]

Sturridge he eats porridge for breakfaaaast

 

[Modo]

Has got to be a Reggae beat to it.

Sturr it up. (Stir it up)

Or, Daniel, Daniel Sturridge
Let the good vibes, get a lot stronger (Sunshine Reggae).

 

[iseered]

The sunshine reggae one is actually a really good shout.

 

[Farkmaster]

If you have no taste in reggae, sure, go for that one.

 

[FoxForceFive]

A crowd singing a reggae song without an accompanying music?

Nope. Wouldnt happen, or work in it did. Even less so in a Scouse /Norwegian accent.

 

[Piedro]

What?

I'm with you. Saying he's black is racist?

Go back to the days of coloured then shall we?

 

[Squiggles]

Most of the time it's got nothing to do with deserving a song and everything to do with how easily their name fits into one.

I've got a feeling Daniel Sturridge could be waiting for a good while yet.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I'm with you. Saying he's black is racist?

Go back to the days of coloured then shall we?

Well we never chanted,

He's white,
He's shite,
He plays on the right,
Downing, Downing.

 

[Red Mullet]

Series question: Has any song made up by a SCMer ever made it to Anfield?

 

[ILD]

We did Crouch was big and red. Tallist?

 

[StevieM]

There's a genuine lack of good songs for our current crop.

Only Suarez, Gerrard, Mingolet & Toure have catchy ones.

 

[gkmacca]

God sings to him in his head. He's all right. You can't compete with that. But if you must, try Monty Python's Spam song:

Studge! Studge! Studge! Studge!
Lovely Studge! Wonderful Studge!
Studge Stu-u-u-u-u-dge Studge, Stu-u-u-u-u-udge. Studge.
Lovely Studge! Lovely Studge! Lovely Studge! Lovely Studge!!


Or Queen's Flash:


Studge a-ah
Saviour of the Universe!
Studge a-ah
He'll save every one of us!


But leave it to Jesus, eh? He's got a smashing voice and a hell of a lot of clout, and Studge has spotted the little rascal right above his head.

 

[Dreambeliever]

We did Crouch was big and red. Tallist?

Ha ha I doubt being call tall is as bad as being call black.

 

[Dreambeliever]

How about,

They score, They bite,
They bite and score and bite,
bite, bite, bite,
Score, Score, score,
The Suarez and Sturridge Show

 

[Dreambeliever]

Or to the tun of Ain't nothing going to break my stride

Last night I had the strangest dream,
I Drove away to Chelsea in a beamer to find you And you said you had to be given a chance ,
Didn't want Chelsea to hold you back, what does that mean? And you said,
Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh no,
Daniel Sturridge keeps on scoring
Ain't nothing gonna break his stride
he's running and I won't go to ground Oh no,
Daniel Sturridge keep on scoring.
You're at the anfield road and now your woes have gone.
The road behind was rocky But now you're feeling cocky
You look at the Kop as you run so fast? And you say
Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh no,
Daniel Sturridge keep on scoring
Ain't nothing gonna break his stride
He's running and he won't go to ground Oh no,
Daniel Sturridge keep on scoring
Now he's won the kop over, keeps on running, keeps on scoring and we sing,
Ain't nothing gonna break his stride Nobody's gonna slow him down Oh no,
Daniel Sturridge keep on scoring
Ain't nothing gonna break his stride
He's running and he won't go to ground Oh no,
Daniel Sturridge keep on scoring

 

[DHSC]

Daniel Sturridge

Just can't get enough, just can't get enough

Du du du etc etc etc.

 

[Halmeister]

Ha ha I doubt being call tall is as bad as being call black.

Being called black is an insult now!?

 

[TheFasterBlade]

It is indeed a sad day when calling a black man 'black' gets you labelled a racist.

 

[Ryan]

What a wonderful thread this has turned out to be.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Ha ha I doubt being call tall is as bad as being call black.

You do realise that that's by far the most racist thing said in this thread?

 

[Buddha]

What a wonderful thread this has turned out to be.

That'll never catch on.

 

[Woland]

He might look like a statue on Easter Island
But he kept scoring goals when Suarez was bite banned

That's all I got.

 

[Buddha]

It's Sturridge
Yeah baby it's Sturridge
He's got a penis
He's on fire
Our messiah

Awesome.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

That's definitely in the lead so far.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Ha ha I doubt being call tall is as bad as being call black.

Fucking hell Pat!

You really have a way with words.