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Has Sturridge Earned a Song Yet?

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Although I'm reluctant to remove the penis reference, this is (unbelievably) even better...

It's Sturridge
Yeah baby it's Sturridge
He loves Jesus
He's on fire
Our messiah
 
Jesus rhymes with please us. You can't have Jesus at the end of that line and not have something about getting wanked off in the next.
 
He's Daniel Sturridge, came from City, they didn't want him, that's their loss
He's scoring go-als, more than their lot, and he's black
He's Daniel Sturridge, came from Chelsea, they didn't want him, that's their loss
He's scoring go-als, more than their lot, and he's black

I can't quite get the last bit of each verse right. DB can you help me out?
 
George Sephton's Top Ten for October:

1. 'Sturridge Seems to be the Hardest Word'
2. 'Want to be Starting Sturridge'
3. 'Sturridge for the Weekend'
4. 'The Sturridge with a Fringe on Top'
5. 'You Do Sturridge to Me'
6. 'Sturridge Got Me Started'
7. 'Suarez Monsters (and Sturridge Creeps)
8. 'Sturridge in the Way He Moves'
9. 'Don't Studge Me Now'
10. 'Good Morning Studge'
 
To the tune of It Must Be Love

It must be Studge, Studge, Studge

Repeat X 1000
 
Ooh err missus. I don't think that behaviour is allowed these days in the family friendly stadiums.
 
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Tall? Black? Git your sorry asses in here now!
 
2. 'Want to be Starting Sturridge'

Ladies and gents, we have ourselves a winner.

The first bit writes itself, fill in the gaps with stuff like

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Sturridge
You Got To Be Startin' Sturridge
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Sturridge
You Got To Be Startin' Sturridge
Defenders he'll skin 'em (Yeah, Yeah)
He scores when you play him (Yeah, Yeah)
He plays through the middle (Yeah, Yeah)
When he plays we're winnin' (Yeah, Yeah)
 
How does it work usually? How does a song get from somebody's idea to being sung by 45K fans in Anfield?
 
How does it work usually? How does a song get from somebody's idea to being sung by 45K fans in Anfield?
You post in on RAWK. Gather like 20 guys, start singing it pregame, like in the pub or something.
The you try it out in the stadium. (Actually I'm not sure, but I think that's how it works)

Must say I heard Arsenal fans probably doing the worst chant ever on my way to the WBA - Arsenal game.

Starts off with someone yelling: "What do you think of Tottenham?"
Everyone yells back: "Shite!"
Again: What do you think of shite?"
Everyone: "Tottenham"
"Thank you"
Everyone: "That's all right" (in a cockney accent)
 
He's Daniel Sturridge, came from City, they didn't want him, that's their loss
He's scoring go-als, more than their lot, and he's black
He's Daniel Sturridge, came from Chelsea, they didn't want him, that's their loss
He's scoring go-als, more than their lot, and he's black

I can't quite get the last bit of each verse right. DB can you help me out?
Ha ha ha Touche!
 
That's a boss call.

Catchy, easy to sing, good chorus.

He's a believer, he is a leader.

Then I saw him play, now I'm a believer!

I'm shit at doing lyrics so won't try, but there's loads of room for potential there, & his obsession with his imaginary man in the sky makes it suit perfectly.
 
I'm with you. Saying he's black is racist?

Go back to the days of coloured then shall we?
Is there any need to incorprate his colour into a song?. Have we ever had a song for a white player, that states ,'he's white'? I actually don't think its racist as much as it is fucking stupid. My tongue was in my cheek, but I'm surprised by those that think it's cool to start a song like that.
 
Is there any need to incorprate his colour into a song?. Have we ever had a song for a white player, that states ,'he's white'? I actually don't think its racist as much as it is fucking stupid. My tongue was in my cheek, but I'm surprised by those that think it's cool to start a song like that.


You turned a jokey, fun thread into something it wasn't and isn't. Well done.
 
Is there any need to incorprate his colour into a song?. Have we ever had a song for a white player, that states ,'he's white'? I actually don't think its racist as much as it is fucking stupid. My tongue was in my cheek, but I'm surprised by those that think it's cool to start a song like that.

Alrighty Doc, point taken.

It is fucking stupid though, I'll agree on that!
 
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