Benteke Versus Balotelli

[Woland]

Hansern's right. We got a clean sheet and won our opening match at a ground we got dicked at a few months ago and loads of people are gutted. It's weird as fuck.

 

[gkmacca]

Compared to Balotell, Benteke is like a Usain Bolt/Robbie Fowler hybrid. And the audacity of him not being all surly and sulky.

You might as well compare Vince Cable with Stephen Hawking and hail him as a great dancer. Stop comparing. Benteke is a fecking dispiriting signing

 

[Fabio]

Are people gutted?

I only thought people weren't convinced over our performance and out continued isolation of strikers?

That's all my issue is

 

[leftpeg]

Benteke has to be either brilliant or atrocious for us. The forum couldn't cope with him being a bit meh.

 

[gkmacca]

Benteke has to be either brilliant or atrocious for us. The forum couldn't cope with him being a bit meh.

No. I mean, it's not like he cost us much. Just a run of the mill signing. Bless.

 

[mark1975]

Are you Mourinho in disguise? Or just a wimpish cheerleader with no taste, standards or sense?

So what standards are you setting for a season curtain raiser at a ground we're notoriously shite at?

I can't help but think if it was Dalglish on the end of that performance you'd be taking a different stance. I'd laugh at the jibes about posters seeming bitter about the win, if it wasn't so eerily true.

 

[gkmacca]

So what standards are you setting for a season curtain raiser at a ground we're notoriously shite at?

I can't help but think if it was Dalglish on the end of that performance you'd be taking a different stance. I'd laugh at the jibes about posters seeming bitter about the win, if it wasn't so eerily true.

Pathetic. Tell me how impressed you were at Benteke. Then tell me where I enthused at Carroll's debut. You blinkered, shameless, morally rudderless twat.

 

[cloggypop]

Going to be hilarious when he starts scoring shitloads.

 

[mark1975]

Pathetic. Tell me how impressed you were at Benteke. Then tell me where I enthused at Carroll's debut. You blinkered, shameless, morally rudderless twat.

Shut up you boring sanctimonious bitter old cunt.

 

[gkmacca]

Going to be hilarious when he starts scoring shitloads.

No. It's going to be astonishing.

 

[gkmacca]

Shut up you boring sanctimonious bitter old cunt.

Brilliantly reasoned response, you empty headed cheerleader. You've been boring the entire forum for months. Go away and give everyone a break.

 

[leftpeg]

Going to be hilarious when he starts scoring shitloads.

Indeed although that's as nothing to if we're top of the table come Monday night.

 

[cloggypop]

No. It's going to be astonishing.

It's what he normally does.

 

[gkmacca]

It's what he normally does.

Yes, of course it is.

 

[Fabio]

Christ this thread has descended to the dogs

Can everyone stop being snipey little cunts please?

 

[cloggypop]

Yes. It is.

 

[leftpeg]

There's nothing like a win to lift the spirits eh?

 

[Leo]

Christ this thread has descended to the dogs

Can everyone stop being snipey little cunts please?

You can only train dogs but coach players.

 

[gkmacca]

You can only train dogs but coach players.

Be nice to see him do the latter but sadly there's no time.

 

[mark1975]

Well what did you want Macca? You're the one who acts like a prick when someone dares question your opinions, the one's you're hell bent expressing as fact. You've been banging the same fucking drum about the cup final all summer, as though it's symptomatic of his usual form. It really isn't. And I'm far from his biggest fan, but you seem determined to see him fail. God forbid should he score the goals that help secure Rodgers' job.

 

[Leo]

Be nice to see him do the latter but sadly there's no time.

He couldn't even follow up on the former looking at his ex wife.

 

[Lippy]

You might as well compare Vince Cable with Stephen Hawking and hail him as a great dancer. Stop comparing. Benteke is a fecking dispiriting signing

Stop comparing? You may as well read the thread title "Benteke versus Balotelli".

 

[gkmacca]

Well what did you want Macca? You're the one who acts like a prick when someone dares question your opinions, the one's you're hell bent expressing as fact. You've been banging the same fucking drum about the cup final all summer, as though it's symptomatic of his usual form. It really isn't. And I'm far from his biggest fan, but you seem determined to see him fail. God forbid should he score the goals that help secure Rodgers' job.

You know, if you just came out and said, 'I don't care what happens on the pitch, or what people say, I'm just going to support the team and the manager come what may and to hell with the lot of you,' I'd accept that. In a way I'd admire it. And I certainly not attack it. But you don't do that. You claim to have seen things that no one else has seen, and you chastise others for not seeing what you've seen. You don't tolerate anything unless it fits with the vision through your own red-thrice-coated superfan spectacles. And if there's a zilch performance and someone notes it's zilch, it's their fault for noting it. Well crawl away and take your whiny whingey wailing with you and learn a bit of tolerance for alternative opinions - particularly ones that are based on far harder empirical bases than your own dreamy candyfloss claptrap.

P.S. You want to see someone who acts like a prick when someone questions their opinions? Have a look at most posts you've made all summer, you mad cunt.

 

[mark1975]

What? Have you read your own posts recently? Can you post something that isn't a snide dig at the club or Rodgers?

 

[mark1975]

Are you Mourinho in disguise? Or just a wimpish cheerleader with no taste, standards or sense?

Poor Hansern, he was only daring to question an opinion. Now read your last post of holier than thou shite about not attacking people or their opinions, you hypocrite.

 

[gkmacca]

You can bore for Britain, mate. You have done all summer. And no one will ask for a drugs test. You've been a laughing stock. Get a grip.

 

[mark1975]

Course I have, you just got owned. Nite!

 

[gkmacca]

Course I have, you just got owned. Nite!

You can't even argue coherently, you clown, you just whine a bit louder. Shit you're a waste of space.

 

[Lippy]

For the love of God somebody lock this abortion of a thread. It's like the end of Tiswas with the amount of custard pies been thrown. Is it always like this?