Benteke - Gone to Palace

[FoxForceFive]

Anyone one who doesn't put a tenner on him scoring against us the first time we play Palace is mad.

If the bookies offer anything better than evens on that then I'd be surprised, it's cast iron guaranteed, if he plays that match he'll score.

 

[FoxForceFive]

My post was in relation to singlerider's thread in the GC about the woman who didn't know what a grape was.

#CrossThreadPosting

I only just realised that this morning when I wandered into that thread!

 

[Rafiagra]

Good to get our money back. When you look at the signing of likes of Markovic where we'll undoubtedly lose a shit load, its good to not pay too badly for transfer mistakes. It was an utterly bizarre signing and he was no way suited to us. You could see immediately on the pitch that the balls he was expecting to get, he was the only one on the pitch with that in mind. I can only assume buying him was on the strength of the cup semi where he battered us.

 

[Modo]

 

[Modo]

It's Benteke's head on Martin Kelly's body.

 

[Oncy]

We are a joke.

 

[gene hughes]

It's Benteke's head on Martin Kelly's body.

That explains his performances.

 

[Oncy]

If someone had told me we would get 80m from selling
Benteke
Ibe
Skrtel
Smith
Allen
I would have fucking wanked into their pint....or something.

 

[Modo]

That I can agree with. Amazing business from us. Now hope fully we can squeeze a few pounds out of Bellendelli as well.

 

[Fabio]

Be nice if we bought a left back now.

Maybe another pacey, direct player for when mane gets injured/loses form

 

[Frogfish]

Classy goodbye.

 

[jimmy]

Goodbye and best of luck to Benteke!

 

[Halmeister]

If someone had told me we would get 80m from selling
Benteke
Ibe
Skrtel
Smith
Allen
I would have fucking wanked into their pint....or something.

I would too. But we haven't got 80m from them.

 

[dantes]

I would too. But we haven't got 80m from them.

We wouldn't have got £40m had the club adopted your economic/accounting strategies.

 

[dantes]

Oh sorry, that wasn't you. My brain is nearing the limits of its capacity to remember things.

 

[Raz]

It's good to get the money we have done for the likes of Benteke, Allen etc but we should have never signed such mediocre dribble in the first place. Anyway, good luck, Lucas and Balotelli next please.

 

[Mors]

He'll score a bagful for them I reckon as they've got wingers, good luck to him. Good player.

 

[Judge Jules]

I'm not so sure. Their wingers aren't known for getting chalk on their boots and slinging high balls in. They're more the type to cut in and go for goal themselves. He may well score more for them than he did for us (not that that'll be too difficult) but - though I rate him - I have my doubts whether he'll get that many more there.

 

[Markeh]

He's a very decent striker that was a silly signing for us, thanks for that Brendan.

Good luck Christian, I hope the only chances against us are 1 v 1's though.

 

[Zlate]

Good luck to him, hope he does well and helps get points off our rivals

 

[Oncy]

I would too. But we haven't got 80m from them.

Weve made there or there abouts selling this lot and some kiddywinks

 

[Gary25]

Classy goodbye.

Didn't really expect that. Fair play. Good luck to him.

 

[Judge Jules]

I'm pretty sure he wrote it himself too, the French bit anyway, as there's a spelling mistake in the last sentence. 😕

Deserves to do well after a class gesture like that. Top man.

 

[HC]

The great big knacker