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Bayern are sort of vulnerable when they play their ultra-high line. I'm waiting for an opposition manager to devise an anti-Neuer strategy, where they defend deep, forcing Bayern defense to move high up the pitch (as Guardiola demands minimal space between the lines) and then just ping the balls in the huge space between the defense and the keeper for quick strikers to ran onto. They will either score or get Neuer sent off or both. So far Wolfsburg have been the closest to perfecting this strategy; they beat Bayern 4-1 a couple of weeks back.

I take your point though, Bayern would give David Luiz a lot sterner test than Chelsea ever could. PSG's goalkeeper Sirigu also doesn't inspire confidence at this level.


Yeah, it's the 'fatigue strategy' though innit... You gotta be able to get the fucking ball off them to be able to hurt them the other way, and therein lies the problem. Plus, they've also got real pacy full-backs who can dart back pretty rapidly to cover the cross-field counter ball.
 
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Shockingly Mourinho says that PSG were the better team! He doesn't seem to be blaming anybody but his own team!
Great, now the media will be running the Mourinho the humble, graceful in defeat, willing to admit his own flaws, line.
 
I have to say, any media I've heard have said that Chelsea played a despicable game and were worthily put out.
 
Absolutely wonderful news to wake up to. Just the oil lottery winners and the fart that doesn't smell to go out now and I can relax.
Just wonderful.
 
I'd really like to see Souness and Carra lay into Chelsea. Anyone know of any clips of the post game smack down?
 
European trophies won with Chelski: Rafa 1, Mourinho 0.
CL goals scored in 2014/15 competition: Lambert 1, Ballotelli 1, Costa 0.
 
Almost looks photoshopped eh? It's only a pity that happens rarely to Courtois - such a good goalie the fucking cunt.

He's brilliant. I think that pic actually testifies to it. The athleticism – the eyes fixed on the ball. Best keeper in the world I fear.
 
Scumbags at Chelsea. One of my mates on twitter was giving the whole "the ref already had his card out before the players got to him". He had 6 (!!!!) around him within 2 seconds.

It is a clear Mourinho tactic - he will be telling the players to do that.

Anyone who thinks he is "great for the Premier League" can get fucked. He's a massive massive cunt.
 
Highlight of Souness at half time was slating Barca vs Real from a few years ago "it was like children playing, diving and trying to get each other in trouble - it was horrendous" with ex Barca Thierry Henry next to him looking sheepish. 😀
 
Karma's been overworked recently...

Archetypal Chelski convert Jeremy Clarkson:

All of my life, I have cursed the amount of space taken up on the box by football. "Why", I wailed, "is anyone interested in these nancy boys kicking an inflated sheep's pancreas round a field? It is not interesting."

But then, one day, my wife gave birth to a boy who, for no genetic reason that anyone can fully understand, has grown to be fanatically interested in the fortunes of Chelsea. And, of course, that sort of means I've had to get fanatically interested as well.

Just last night, the two of us settled down to watch the Blues play Liverpool. And it was like being plugged into Drax B. There was the horror of the early goal, the tension of Chelsea's thwarted fight back and then, in the final second of added time, the orgasmically joyous own goal.

An own goal! Not only had Liverpool been effectively knocked out of the Champions League, they'd done it to themselves. My boy and I did a jig round the coffee table. We punched the air with delight. And as the camera zoomed in for a close, high-definition look at the culprit, we could see the misery, the agony, the grim realisation that he was a complete and utter failure. That he'd ruined everything for himself, his club and indeed a whole city. This made us jig about with joy even more.

And then they showed us pictures of the crowd. The boy and I stopped jigging for a closer look. It was even better than we'd expected. The whole Kop was a sea of misery. God, how we laughed.
 
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Chelsea players acted like "babies"
Chelsea's players acted like "babies" during the incident that led to Zlatan Ibrahimovic's red card on Wednesday, the Paris St-Germain striker says.
The Swede was sent off for a tackle on Oscar after 31 minutes but PSG survived the last hour of normal time and extra time to knock Chelsea out of the Champions League last 16 on away goals.
"When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around," he said.
"It felt like I had a lot of babies around me."
Blues players surrounded Dutch referee Bjorn Kuipers following Ibrahimovic's lunging tackle on Brazilian midfielder Oscar.
"I don't know if I have to get angry or start to laugh. For me when I saw the red card I was like 'the guy doesn't know what he's doing'," the PSG forward added.
Ibrahimovic, 33, also suggested Oscar feigned injury in the challenge: "I don't know if he was acting afterwards. Doesn't matter. We won the game, we went through and let's see what happens."
The game at Stamford Bridge finished 2-2 on Wednesday and 3-3 on aggregate with PSG going through to the quarter-finals on away goals.
Reaction to the 'ugly side' of Chelsea's defeat
BBC Radio 5 live commentator Alan Green: "Never in a month of Sundays was this an acceptable game of football. I'm not defending any of these cretins out there who are behaving disgracefully."
BBC Radio 5 live presenter Mark Chapman: "They are all as bad as each other. I don't think these two sides are the only ones that do it. We see it week in week out."
BBC Radio 5 live summariser Mark Lawrenson: "Chelsea's reaction as a team almost seemed choreographed. It was as if someone pushed a button and said, 'Go and surround the referee'. I think Diego Costa ran 50 yards - what's it got to do with him?"
'Not the British way'

Former Liverpool player and manager Graeme Souness labelled Chelsea's approach "pathetic" and was particularly angered by their reaction to Ibrahimovic's challenge.
"PSG had to put up with stuff which I find really, really unappealing," the Sky Sports pundit said.
"To a man, they (Chelsea players) surrounded the referee, (Diego) Costa ran 50 yards to get involved.
"That is something we can do without. That is not the British way of doing things, it's creeping into our game, which is, I find, totally unacceptable."
'Dirty tricks' Chelsea

Fellow Sky Sports pundit Jamie Carragher was equally scathing.
"The worst bit of dirty tricks was from Chelsea, surrounding the referee, the reaction was disgraceful," the former Liverpool defender said.
"Jose Mourinho could end up being the most successful manager ever with the trophies he goes on to win in his career but I don't think him and his teams will be ever be loved because of actions like that.
"Does Mourinho care? I don't think he probably cares. I think it's sad."
Red card to be overturned?

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho and his PSG counterpart Laurent Blanc hope the striker's red card will be overturned, allowing him to play in the quarter-finals.
Mourinho felt officials had a poor view of Ibrahimovic's sending-off and PSG defender David Luiz should have been punished for elbowing Chelsea striker Diego Costa off the ball in the first half.
"Maybe they can do what is fair by the disciplinary point of view and suspend David and take the red card from Ibra and let Ibra play the quarter-finals," he said.
Blanc suggested an appeal would be likely: "I hope Ibra can be with us in the quarter-finals.
"He'll certainly want to play a good match in the quarter-finals because he has a feeling that he did something that punished the team and could have punished them terminally.
"I think he's going to play very well in the quarter-finals."
 
The media are ALL OVER their scumbag tactics today. I hope this continues into future games. They are ruining football.

CUNTS
 
"Jose Mourinho could end up being the most successful manager ever with the trophies he goes on to win in his career but I don't think him and his teams will be ever be loved because of actions like that.

I especially like this. So true.
 
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