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[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
 
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=40588.msg1119627#msg1119627 date=1276525634]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119619#msg1119619 date=1276525287]
Meh.
[/quote]

Really? He's one our (very) few creative players Oncy.

Who's going to step into his role? El Zhar?
[/quote]I don't really care.
He's an average player who scores 6 or 7 goals a season against weak opposition and never ever turns up in big games. He doesn't know when to pass and frustrates the living shit out of me.
Massive meh from me.
 
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119630#msg1119630 date=1276525833]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
[/quote]

Presumably.

It's the end for kosher pies at Anfield too.
 
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119634#msg1119634 date=1276526025]
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119630#msg1119630 date=1276525833]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
[/quote]

Presumably.

It's the end for kosher pies at Anfield too.
[/quote]

:'( :'( :'(
 
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119637#msg1119637 date=1276526091]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119634#msg1119634 date=1276526025]
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119630#msg1119630 date=1276525833]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
[/quote]

Presumably.

It's the end for kosher pies at Anfield too.
[/quote]

:'( :'( :'(



[/quote]

I know.
 
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=40588.msg1119617#msg1119617 date=1276525218]
Why are the board not waiting until a new manager is in place before sanctioning the sale?
[/quote]

Maybe the yanks wanna cash in before the new manager make any decision.
 
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119634#msg1119634 date=1276526025]
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119630#msg1119630 date=1276525833]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
[/quote]

Presumably.

It's the end for kosher pies at Anfield too.
[/quote]They will have a foreskin check on the turnstiles
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119641#msg1119641 date=1276526149]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119634#msg1119634 date=1276526025]
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119630#msg1119630 date=1276525833]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
[/quote]

Presumably.

It's the end for kosher pies at Anfield too.
[/quote]They will have a foreskin check on the turnstiles
[/quote]

That would also kinda screw most Muslims over too though ...

Nose check? Bank Account check?
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119641#msg1119641 date=1276526149]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119634#msg1119634 date=1276526025]
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119630#msg1119630 date=1276525833]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
[/quote]

Presumably.

It's the end for kosher pies at Anfield too.
[/quote]They will have a foreskin check on the turnstiles
[/quote]

Don't worry.

Here's helping:

http://www.norm-uk.org/foreskin_restoration.html
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=40588.msg1119645#msg1119645 date=1276526315]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119641#msg1119641 date=1276526149]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119634#msg1119634 date=1276526025]
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=40588.msg1119630#msg1119630 date=1276525833]
[quote author=Doped White Mouse link=topic=40588.msg1119629#msg1119629 date=1276525712]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40588.msg1119628#msg1119628 date=1276525665]
Maybe the new owners wanted to get rid of him.
[/quote]

Another hint for the Middle East connection?
[/quote]

Do you think they'll ban Israeli fans too? >🙁
[/quote]

Presumably.

It's the end for kosher pies at Anfield too.
[/quote]They will have a foreskin check on the turnstiles
[/quote]

That would also kinda screw most Muslims over too though ...

Nose check? Bank Account check?
[/quote]Id be alright on all counts. Don't worry Wiz I'll get you in.
*idly stretches foreskin*
 
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=40588.msg1119644#msg1119644 date=1276526269]
I don't want Jew haters owning Liverpool.
[/quote]

Thanks, mate. Appreciated.
(however, this will significantly narrow the list of candidates... 😉)
 
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=40588.msg1119644#msg1119644 date=1276526269]
I don't want Jew haters owning Liverpool.
[/quote]

I don't want a chelsea supporter as our chairman too.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40588.msg1119661#msg1119661 date=1276527289]
Give a shit

Moaning average squad player leaves

Er...wow


[/quote]

ha ha hopefully his annoying habit of holding onto the ball just that one touch too many continues at chelsea
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=40588.msg1119675#msg1119675 date=1276528137]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40588.msg1119661#msg1119661 date=1276527289]
Give a shit

Moaning average squad player leaves

Er...wow


[/quote]

ha ha hopefully his annoying habit of holding onto the ball just that one touch too many continues at chelsea
[/quote]

Can you imagine? Fat Frank waddles into area, Yossi attempts feint number 8, Fat Frank shouts at Yossi, Drogba punches Yossi in his beak, Malouda scowls from afar, John Terry humps Yossis Mrs. Yossi subsequently spends lots of time on the bench talking to the Israeli media about how all he wants to do is play football, whilst counting the quids.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119632#msg1119632 date=1276525949]
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=40588.msg1119627#msg1119627 date=1276525634]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119619#msg1119619 date=1276525287]
Meh.
[/quote]

Really? He's one our (very) few creative players Oncy.

Who's going to step into his role? El Zhar?
[/quote]I don't really care.
He's an average player who scores 6 or 7 goals a season against weak opposition and never ever turns up in big games. He doesn't know when to pass and frustrates the living shit out of me.
Massive meh from me.
[/quote]

Except that last minute goal against Fulham when we were after the Title.

Oh, and a certain header at that little ground, erm...what's it called ?......oh yeah, The Santiago Bernabéu !
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=40588.msg1119684#msg1119684 date=1276528995]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119632#msg1119632 date=1276525949]
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=40588.msg1119627#msg1119627 date=1276525634]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119619#msg1119619 date=1276525287]
Meh.
[/quote]

Really? He's one our (very) few creative players Oncy.

Who's going to step into his role? El Zhar?
[/quote]I don't really care.
He's an average player who scores 6 or 7 goals a season against weak opposition and never ever turns up in big games. He doesn't know when to pass and frustrates the living shit out of me.
Massive meh from me.
[/quote]

Except that last minute goal against Fulham when we were after the Title.

Oh, and a certain header at that little ground, erm...what's it called ?......oh yeah, The Santiago Bernabéu !
[/quote]

And those two against Arsenal at Anfield...
 
You're all wrong. He'll establish himself quickly in the side as their creative lynchpin and help them to the title again next year.

He's been chronically under-used at Anfield.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119619#msg1119619 date=1276525287]
I don't really care.
He's an average player who scores 6 or 7 goals a season against weak opposition andnever ever turns up in big games. He doesn't know when to pass and frustrates the living shit out of me.
Massive meh from me.
[/quote]

Oh dear.
 
[quote author=keniget link=topic=40588.msg1119717#msg1119717 date=1276530317]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40588.msg1119619#msg1119619 date=1276525287]
I don't really care.
He's an average player who scores 6 or 7 goals a season against weak opposition andnever ever turns up in big games. He doesn't know when to pass and frustrates the living shit out of me.
Massive meh from me.
[/quote]

Oh dear.
[/quote]Oh dear yourself. I'm not arsed at all, he's ok, decent squaddie, but it's all a bit so what from me. Like I said at the time, his best position is gerrards.
 
People are being very dismissive of Yossi. He was one of our creative sparks. He had the ability to carry the ball into dangerous positions. Yes he had a habit of holding on to it for a touch too many but it is pointless selling him. We won't find better for a similiar fee.
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=40588.msg1119734#msg1119734 date=1276530824]
People are being very dismissive of Yossi. He was one of our creative sparks. He had the ability to carry the ball into dangerous positions. Yes he had a habit of holding on to it for a touch too many but it is pointless selling him. We won't find better for a similiar fee.
[/quote]What fee? How much was it?
 
Yewish Chronicle said:
Yossi Benayoun has agreed a four-year contract with Chelsea.
Reports in Israel say that Chelsea and Liverpool reached a compromise transfer fee today clearing the way for Israel’s captain to move to Stamford Bridge.
The Premier League champions had a £4 million offer for midfielder rejected last month by Liverpool who were demanding £10 million.
Benayoun, 30, who is on holiday in Israel, will fly back to England later this week to undergo a medical at Chelsea’s Cobham training ground.
Benayoun joined Liverpool from West Ham in 2007 and signed a new four year deal at Anfield last summer worth $75,000 week. It is believed that Benayoun will earn more at Chelsea.
Benayoun scored nine goals in 42 matches for Liverpool last season but fell out with former manager Rafa Benitez towards the end of the season.
Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti wants Benayoun to replace England international Joe Cole who has been released.
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