[quote author=juniormember link=topic=42344.msg1202432#msg1202432 date=1287622780]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=42344.msg1202385#msg1202385 date=1287615600]
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=42344.msg1202256#msg1202256 date=1287607032]
Hey Roy Hodgson, I'm going to do all sorts of dark, dark, sexual shit to your wife.
Roy Hodgson:
Well, I mean, knowing you, I'd expect that perhaps you'd look to cuckold all sorts of men. I mean, it's inevitable that a man can sometimes fall prey to these needs. I mean, who hasn't wanted to fish hook an old woman at gun point and make her dispassionately read old southern racist tracts while taking her up the shitter? It's not only my wife who would be at threat, I suppose.
I'm no fool, I understand that you might force me to watch as you shoot ropes of semen down the gullet of my fragile mate. I mean, it's known all over that your stamina, and sexual creativity are peerless, but I'd have to believe that she wouldn't turn away from my shriveled, tired old member. I can't discount that you might giggle with one another as you discuss my feeble attempts to initiate sex, or confide that pee dribbles down my leg occasionally due to my man troubles. I just have to hope that she won't see the appeal in your obvious sexuality and youthful glow. Actually, one could think that perhaps we'll rekindle our love any day now.
Besides, it's a bit premature to speculate really, I mean you're not even aware that she lives at 395 Shelborne lane in...
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Fark - even your jokes are 4 paragraphs long for fucks sake.
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Hahaha. My thoughts exactly.
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Fuck you, that's crafted, that is.
And I certainly won't have it from someone who says "the team played like shit because our tactics were defensive wank" in 10 paragraphs.