wank window

[Lippy]

That's a stupid comparison.

That's because he's stupid. He also has very poor punctuation and grammar.

 

[Dreambeliever]

That's because he's stupid. He also has very poor punctuation and grammar.

Ha well I fail at the 2nd part of your statement too. 🙂

 

[Dreambeliever]

Errrrr....no.

Keeping him is as good as signing Bale.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Funny thread..


highlights..

@Skullflower for the rather apt thread title..

@the_khl for still licking his wounds over erikson

@Herr Onceared for putting people in their place...

and who the fuck is this @Semolina Lipton fella ? proper WUM...

 

[gkmacca]

and who the fuck is this @Semolina Lipton fella ? proper WUM...

He's not the Walrus. That's Pilchard. He could be Martin's brother.

 

[6TimesaRed]

He's not the Walrus. That's Pilchard. He could be Martin's brother.

I get the impression he is someone who is already registered on this site's, alias...

I have a sneeky its @Skullflower Although the IP's don't confirm it.. the location for @Semolina Lipton is from Yer Ma!.. has lead me to that suspicion..

I could be completely barking up the wrong tree of course..

 

[Mamma Mia]

At the start of this window we thought we were losing Skrtel and DEFINATELY losing Suarez.

We have signed
Mignolet - Cracking keeper for years to come
Kolo - The new Carragher, experience and class
Aspas - Ok....im not sure on this one, hopefully he does the business for us
Luis - Young and potentially a big player for years to come
Cissokho - Strong experienced back up to challenge Enrique
Moses - Mercurial wide man with premier league expereince and bags of skill
Sakho - World renown centre back
Ilori - highly rated centre back.

And kept Skrtel and kept our best player Suarez. One of the best players in the world.
In the last 10 months we also added Sturridge and Coutinho, two of the best players in the premier league.

I cant help but be disappointed that we didnt bring in a worldy, but we did great business. We shored up our leaky backline that cost us loads of points last year. Now hopefully we have a squad to compete. We certainly have a great spine in
Mignolet
Sakho
Agger
Gerrard
Suarez
Sturridge
Coutinho

I would have liked this post had you not pandered to the ignorant masses by leaving Wonderman out.

Shame on you.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

If people don't think we've improved considerably as a squad this window, then people are idiots.

It looks like a good window, but in a year we could look back and think it was an average to shit one. Who knows?

 

[6TimesaRed]

It looks like a good window, but in a year we could look back and think it was an average to shit one. Who knows?

Having said that its a vast improvement on this time last year.... which then, we all started talking about Owen coming back at desperation of signing no forwards..

 

[nealmac]

It's been a pretty decent window I thought. Ok, it could've been better, but in our current position, I don't think we could've done much better. All the top players want CL football, and we can't offer them that.

We've signed what's shaping up to be a cracking goalkeeper. We've sorted out our defensive problem. We've gotten rid of Downing (and got money for him) and we've signed Alberto who looks to have great potential. And Surely Moses is a much better option than Downing? We've held on to Suarez. We've also got Aspas, although I'm not sure if he's up to the job yet.

The only 2 things I can find fault with, is we didn't get another CM and we missed out on Willian (although that may or may not have our fault).

So fuck you moaners. We've improved the squad. We're in a much better position than this time last year.

 

[gkmacca]

Back in Dragon's Den for a second attempt, Skully and partner reveal the prototype for their mobile Wank Bag:

 

[Lippy]

Funny thread..


highlights..

@Skullflower for the rather apt thread title..

@the_khl for still licking his wounds over erikson

@Herr Onceared for putting people in their place...

and who the fuck is this @Semolina Lipton fella ? proper WUM...

Why sir, I'm offended. I'm merely attempting to keep the more potty of mouthed posters in check.

 

[Molbystwin]

seriously this is how wank our window has been. we shouldn't have sold downing.

Easy.... it wasn't that bad.

3 hopefully decent defenders, a good goaly, 3 attackers ( granted Lukaku and defoleu say would have made me happier)....

And we kept hold of Suarez, who is the best player in the league.

Selling Downing and Carroll... yep.. good moves.

 

[localny]

Considering the mess to be cleaned up, I am amazed we are still on track for a return to glory. Two huge messes - the H and G era, and then the Kennoli wastefulness. Both were potential club killers.