I definitely hate Lovren. Probably Moreno, too.
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A barman was banging Lovren's wife?
Yesterday it was your mom and dad, and today it is Lovrens wife and the barman.....???
I just googled and it was a forestry worker. Apologies to everyone involved. Apart from Lovren himself. I mean just imagine living with him, marching around telling you how great he is every five minutes. It's pure guesswork but I reckon he talks about himself in the third person, and says things like 'The great Dejan Lovren would like to dine at seven this evening', so his trophy wife who only married him for his money bangs the first available human she can.
Did he get wood?
It was a slippery pole into adultery.
But Lovren has turned over a new leaf. He twigged on he was causing his wife to branch off.
Till he cedar on a beech somewhere with another (bl)oak. Small wonder they were rowan about it.
That's plane to see. Bring back the birch, I say.
Ah fucks sake. I'm so last week it's embarrassing.
You're more last decade. At best.
And Roy's beard is so last century.
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