Summer transfer links

[Piedro]

Hahahahaha

 

[manwithnoname]

Knowing our luck he can but in a couple of years he'll forget he ever did.

There's a solution here, Dreamy.

If Malcolm forgets that he can play in the middle, we can just draw an "X" in the centre of midfield, and every time he moves too far away from it, we can say "Malcolm! X!"

(I'm not sure what more I can do here, everyone)

 

[Oliver Twist]

Malcom

 

[Hansern]

I didnt want to like that joke, but I did. I laughed more at Dreamys response, mind...

 

[FoxForceFive]

Knowing our luck he can but in a couple of years he'll forget he ever did.

FFS Pat.

 

[Mystic]

Anyone else think this looks a bit rapey?

 

[Oncy]

Anyone else think this looks a bit rapey?

Racist

 

[Markeh]

 

[Piedro]

Malcom

10 likes for me being Dyslexic.

HIP HOP HURRAAAY!

 

[Oliver Twist]

10 LIKES for me being Dyslexic.

HIP HOP HURRAAAY!

Huh?

 

[Piedro]

Thought you were saying his name is Malcom.

Not Malcolm (as I thought).

Ignore me.

 

[Fabio]

10 likes for me being Dyslexic.

HIP HOP HURRAAAY!

You're not dyslexic, just a twat

 

[LeTallecWiz]

As per a report from Italian outlet Tuttomercatoweb this afternoon, Premier League outfit Tottenham Hotspur have tabled a massive offer for Ajax defender Matthijs De Ligt.

 

[rurikbird]

Not that "calcioinsider" is trustworthy in any way, but here we go:

 

[JurgenKlopp]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo...r-gent-14748525.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

[rurikbird]

I knew we were missing Moses from our collection of religious icons!

 

[keniget]

Who?

This guy is so off the radar he doesn't even have 17/18 compilation.

Looks shit.

 

[737Max]

We just need Jesus to sign and the hadith will be complete. Oh and we will retain our AFCON title

 

[doctor_mac]

His second name is Daddy. Which as we all know is a low grade sauce. Interpreting these bones- a) we're 100% going to sign him b) he's shite

 

[rurikbird]

It really does seem like our interest in Dembele has hit a snag and we're now exploring alternatives. In just the last 3 days linked with Baily, Bergwijn and Moses Simon. Hopefully after diligently going through dozens of names, we'll just say "fuck it" and sign Pulisic.

 

[Hansern]

Never seen him play. Seem to remember we being linked with last season as well.

 

[Hansern]

Spanish gossip mongs Don Balloon says we’ve bid 79 mill for Oblak.

For once lets hope they’re right about something

 

[Markeh]

It really does seem like our interest in Dembele has hit a snag and we're now exploring alternatives. In just the last 3 days linked with Baily, Bergwijn and Moses Simon. Hopefully after diligently going through dozens of names, we'll just say "fuck it" and sign Pulisic.

If it's true that nothing is leaked anymore... Pulisic hasn't been discussed at all 👍👍👍

 

[rurikbird]

His second name is Daddy. Which as we all know is a low grade sauce. Interpreting these bones- a) we're 100% going to sign him b) he's shite

If he signs, he should use the name Daddy on his shirt. Imagine the commercial potential!

 

[Frogfish]

Who?

This guy is so off the radar he doesn't even have 17/18 compilation.

Looks shit.

That has to be one of the worst compilations I've ever seen ! They even include a total air-shot as a highlight hahaha !

Bailey on the other hand has really good stats and rep for Leverkusen. Anyone seen him play ?

 

[moron]

This sounds about right. I think we have a budget to spend big on fab, fek, and goalkeeper. Anything else are just spares .... so when you hear names being mnetioned like Dembele or anyone else over 15M .... then its for the common LFC fan to think we are in withe big boys. No ... Moses for 10M is our level after our major purchases are done. Shame about our youth not getting a chance.

 

[Mors]

Spanish gossip mongs Don Balloon says we’ve bid 79 mill for Oblak.

For once lets hope they’re right about something

Obviously bollocks from them, but for another 8.5mill on top of that you hit his release clause.

 

[tombrown]

This sounds about right. I think we have a budget to spend big on fab, fek, and goalkeeper. Anything else are just spares .... so when you hear names being mnetioned like Dembele or anyone else over 15M .... then its for the common LFC fan to think we are in withe big boys. No ... Moses for 10M is our level after our major purchases are done. Shame about our youth not getting a chance.

Yeah - like that 8M we spunked on a relegated left back last summer. Cunts!

 

[peekay]

That has to be one of the worst compilations I've ever seen ! They even include a total air-shot as a highlight hahaha !

Bailey on the other hand has really good stats and rep for Leverkusen. Anyone seen him play ?

@dmishra is a fan of Bailey

 

[Oncy]

@dmishra is a fan of Bailey

My Mrs is a fan of Baileys