Premier League Week 1 (13th August thru 15th August)

[binomial]

I’m watching the only game without a goal.

Bet you switched off a minute before Vardy scored?

 

[binomial]

Watford 2-0

Oh dear Villa.

 

[KopRed]

Chelsea 2-0

Pulisic, too easy.

Leicester 1-0

Vardy, too easy.

Definitely not an easy finish from Vardy.

 

[MomoWASright]

Bet you switched off a minute before Vardy scored?

Nope I kept it on.

 

[Halmeister]

Everton have been predictably abysmal there. They will surely be better second half. They have an easy start to the season on paper. They'll be up towards the top of the table around the start of November, and everything will be rosy. Not toxic at all.

 

[Hansern]

Everton have been horrendous. A couple of losses and the heat will be on Rafa already

 

[tombrown]

Has the MEN declared Utd champions in waiting yet?

 

[Woland]

I've had my first Rafa out text from a bluenose mate

 

[Woland]

And they've just fucking scored

 

[MomoWASright]

Blueshite score. FFS.

 

[Halmeister]

They'll win. Soton needed to make their dominance count first half with another goal at least.

 

[Hansern]

Pickford is trying his best to help Soton out

 

[Halmeister]

Blueshite winning. Doucoure been great

 

[Halmeister]

Binomial making a twat out of himself yet again

 

[Fabio]

So Chelsea looking good, United looking good, Leicester winning ugly

Fully expecting us to lose now btw

 

[refugee]

Always late to everything aren't I

Really not sure if it's common knowledge. I didn't find out until not that long ago. Interesting technology though.

 

[Halmeister]

So Chelsea looking good, United looking good, Leicester winning ugly

Fully expecting us to lose now btw

I'm expecting to be overran in midfield

 

[Fabio]

I'm expecting to be overran in midfield

Probably. Hopefully ox and keita make a high energy nuisance of themselves. But I dunno.

 

[dilbert]

we'll score our 8,000th goal and hopefully salah become the first player to score in 5 successive premier league opener

 

[Hansern]

Only 1 away win so far, and the rest home wins. The importance of fans in the stadium and home support being highlighted.

 

[Frogfish]

I'm willing to bet anyone here any money Everton don't win today.

Binomial scores again. Sigh

 

[binomial]

FUCK YOU SOUTHAMPTON YOU BOTTLEJOB CUNTS

 

[binomial]

French champions getting beat at home 5-0 to Nice....well not very nice.

 

[rubans]

Get some fake glasses Jurgen pls, just doesn’t look right.

 

[rubans]

Never thought end of last season we would start with this midfield, let’s see...

 

[binomial]

Great header by Icardi 1-0

As Messi and Neymar watch on from the stands.

Edit: looks offside.

 

[Hyena]

Only 1 away win so far, and the rest home wins. The importance of fans in the stadium and home support being highlighted.

2 away wins now

 

[binomial]

Mbappe deflected and in after cutting in from the left and unleashing 1 of those thunderbolts.

2-0

 

[binomial]

3-0

Mbappe again just terrorising the poor RB, goes down the outside and lifts 1 up for Draxler who taps it into empty net.

SIGN THIS GUY UP

 

[moron]

Get some fake glasses Jurgen pls, just doesn’t look right.

My daughter said the same thing...it started with ..'daddy where are his glasses...' thats when I thought shit that dont look right.