Pre Match - Man Utd (H) - PL - Tues 20:00

[Woland]

When you think about Portuguese players, Deco, Figo, Ronaldo, Silva, this fucking wankbag. It's a good job we bought the only sound one.

 

[Red rose]

 

[Red rose]

 

[Red Bird]

Would probably make Man U better, no?

 

[Red rose]

Klopp ; ‘The managers probably will not score the decisive goal ! ‘ 😀

 

[Red rose]

 

[Holle]

When you think about Portuguese players, Deco, Figo, Ronaldo, Silva, this fucking wankbag. It's a good job we bought the only sound one.

It's fucking criminal you didn't include Pepe in your list!

Fucking amateurs.

 

[Red Bird]

When you think about Portuguese players, Deco, Figo, Ronaldo, Silva, this fucking wankbag. It's a good job we bought the only sound one.

And Rui Costa.

 

[737Max]

And Rui Costa.

And Eusabio rip

 

[refugee]

I'd say he's badly off form this year - I think he wants out (like most of the squad it seems)

Can't want out that badly. He signed a new contract this month.

 

[737Max]

It's glorious isn't it? That shit they doubled his wages to £240k a week for another 5 years.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Can't want out that badly. He signed a new contract this month.

Oooh didn't realize that - but probably more money so they could keep value and sell..
Wonder if he's a Ten Hag kind of player.

 

[Woland]

I mean I'd like to be mean but it's terrible what's happened at Manchester United isn't it? Such a disgrace, a once global sporting institution reduced to...

... Oh hang on I've just laughed so much I've shit my pants

 

[Squiggles]

So Ronaldo surely out with compassionate leave?

 

[737Max]

So Ronaldo surely out with compassionate leave?

Who knows? Maybe he'd want to play to help him keep his mind of things? Terrible news for him and the family though.

 

[dee]

If he does play I hope we stay respectful throughout. Absolutely dreadful news

 

[The Nomad]

Sometimes things are more important than football. Terrible news.

 

[Frogfish]

A United supporting mate sent me a pic of Fernandes' car crash yesterday, alongside the comment : "warming up for the big one". So thought I'd take a butcher's at RedCafe and post some pre-match comments :

Why does the lineup game (forecast) only go to 5-0?

If there's a team Liverpool want to face for a boost to chase the quadruple its us. We helped them last season well do it again.

Keep it respectable. As long as we don't lose by more than 3, it is okay.

The FA need to be investigated making us play this fixture, sick cnuts

They’re gonna throw us around like a dog toy

Forfeiting for a 3-0 loss is an attractive option.

On a positive note, we do have 30 minutes more recovery time than them

Oh please Jesus let it be quick.

I'm worried it could be 8 or 9. They took pity on us last time.

I think we should all wear white arm bands.

How times have changed! I was hoping the next inevitable cycle of Liverpool success would elude me in life

I admit I find them scary. Watching them against City you could see the confidence oozing out of them.

Mummy I'm scared

The Spartacus episode titled “Decimation” comes to mind.

The team has a chance to dent the title hopes of our bitterest of rivals. So, 4-0 Liverpool.

Can we play two goalkeepers ?

What's John O'Shea upto nowadays?

Lots of Lube before you go out!

Sit back, 11 behind the ball, every chance we get hoof the ball over the Anfield stands. Hopefully they'll run out of balls.

You know on Planet Earth there was that scene where the seal is swimming along, and a great white shark jumps out, lifting the seal with it and then ripping it to shreds?
That's what's going to happen to us.

Predicted a loss in the score prediction. First time I have ever thought we will lose in nearly 60 years of supporting United.

Their Top 5 pre-match scoreline predictions

And a comment : I don't recall ever seeing something like this on the forum


Lineup Forecasts :

---------------------------De Gea-------------Henderson-----------------------------
--------------------------------Grant (sweeper keeper)------------------------------
---AWB----Lindelof----------Jones-----------Maguire--------Shaw------Telles
----------------------------------------------Matic---------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------Ronaldo-------------------------------------------

OR

---------------------------Heaton------De Gea---------------------
AWB---Dalot--Lindelof--Maguire---Bailly---Telles
----------------------McTominay-----Matic-----------------
--Sancho--Mata--Fred--Lingard---Pogba--Rashford
-----------Elanga-----------Ronaldo-------Bruno------- This team prediction: Liverpool 2 - 0 United

-------------------

A more realistic lineup prediction : -

De Gea
Dalot - Lindelof - Maguire - Telles
Bruno - Matic - Pogba
Elanga - Lingard - Sancho

 

[Modo]

Love it.

 

[The Nomad]

I think it'll be tighter than they predict. It will certainly be one way traffic

 

[Woland]

Yeah I'd bite your hand off for a boring one nil win right now.

Although 150/1 for 5 -0 at half time also looks attractive

 

[keniget]

Yeah I'd bite your hand off for a boring one nil win right now.

Yeah, definitely.

They'll be out for blood unfortunately.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

I'm worried about this one.

If Salah and our defence don't sharpen up, it might only be 3-0.

 

[DHSC]

Cant understand the optimism in this thread!

It's going to be a nail biter for sure, just like the remaining games.

 

[MomoWASright]

Cant understand the optimism in this thread!

It's going to be a nail biter for sure, just like the remaining games.

They’re shit.

 

[StevieM]

I’m making a list and will consult with Hal.

In the event of a jinxy disaster I may have enough “sacrificial names” to leave us in with the faintest of hopes of not getting further humiliated this season.

 

[dee]

I’m more worried about the Newcastle game. Unbeaten at home in last five.
Burn and Target seem to have transformed their defence

 

[Modo]

I’m more worried about the Newcastle game. Unbeaten at home in last five.
Burn and Target seem to have transformed their defence

They're shite. Seriously...they're shite.

 

[MomoWASright]

I’m making a list and will consult with Hal.

In the event of a jinxy disaster I may have enough “sacrificial names” to leave us in with the faintest of hopes of not getting further humiliated this season.

All the recruits are exempt from the sacrificial list. They’re the believers. Any of the come along lately lot can go.

 

[StevieM]

All the recruits are exempt from the sacrificial list. They’re the believers. Any of the come along lately lot can go.

No one is safe - even you!!!!

‘Cept for Hal and me…. You want us on that wall… you need us on that wall!!!