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[RedStar]

They should get extra points for 'winning in a controlled way'

Taking back control

 

[Mystic]

Is that stat right that Liverpool this season have scored 22 ofside Goals.

Where do they get this shit from hahahaha.

 

[Dreambeliever]

They must hate that we simply won’t go away.
Ha

 

[ibromurph]

They must hate that we simply won’t go away.
Ha

They would like the title wrapped up early so they can focus all their efforts on the CL.

It annoys them that we are not battering teams, we are winning so many games so late and we are still on their shoulder.

In the first part of the season, the same thing happened. We didn't go away and eventually they weren't "Pep perfect" over 2 games and lost them both.

We don't need to be perfect to win games, and that could be the crucial factor in this title race.

If we get past Chelsea, then most people will say our remaining games are easy (even if they are not). That will then shift all the pressure on City going into games against Spurs and United. They have actually not had much (if any) pressure lately as all the talk has been about us faltering in our difficult run (United, Everton away).

 

[Mystic]

I've got a shit ton of time to kill, so thought i'd read the match thread. Recurring themes, VAR, 'spits at kids', Martin Tyler apparently being a red, Klopp looking like Guy Verhofstadt, candle vendors, oh and they really fucking hate VVD.

Pre Match
inchy has seen right through Jurgens tactical ploy at the beginning of the game, clearly he's just trying to boost Virgils ego.

The ****s dropped Milner and Henderson so he can make ‘Virgil’ captain. Sad fuck.

First Goal
Fantasy Ireland seems to really rate our boys, despite us conceding an early goal.

But,but.....the best two defenders on the planet were there.....so how did that just happen??



And the best keeper in all the world ever,of course!!!!

Wit that could cut Kompany's hamstrings from the creatively named mccity, implying we have the refs in our pocket.

Only 105 minutes to go

Rivalries aside, I hope Armaan gets lots of sympathy from the women he no doubt tells about his anxiety issues.

Haha I’ve grown up mate, suffered bad from anxiety for 10+ years and thankfully it’s under control now. It made me a complete nervous wreck in every facet of life, including city haha.

Fantasy Ireland again, he knows the score, he knows we've got the refs.

Not a fucking prayer Liverpool wont score,even if the ref has to intervene.

Not even Oncys cock can combat noirish's whiskey

was not gonna have whiskey today but now i’ll finish two or three glasses to calm my nerves. Have done it twice this season when the dippers played away to toffees and hammers, so probably should continue

The question I would like to ask Mat is, does Michael J Fox not also shake when not carrying a drinks tray?

Dippers are shakier than Michael J Fox carrying a drinks tray.

After our equaliser
It's great to have a helping hand

Don’t know why anyone is surprised - they’ve been helped all year and it’s not going to fucking stop now.

We have to win every game. If we do, they can’t do fuck all about it.

Simples.

I've seen candles mentioned a few times now, the hells that about?

They’re actually turning into the rags. The fucking jammy little candle lighting twats.

To be fair, I met G-Star at a flat earth society meet up, you can't bullshit him.

I can accept that we won't win the CL because it's so blatantly fixed against those who arn't one of the" special" clubs. But for the Premiership to have become so corrupt in favour of the Dippers ( and Rags if they could even get near the goal) makes me so depressed about football today !

This teletubby doesn't mince his words.

CHEATING FUCKERS.

After the second goal
Whatever you're going through, call us free any time, from any phone on 116 123. We're here round the clock, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. If you need a response immediately, it's best to call us on the phone. This number is FREE to call.

I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

To be fair, he's got a point, City were definitely too fucking good in those games against Palace, Newcastle and Chelsea

Martin Tyler is such a knob. 'Have City ever had to fight for a win like Liverpool do week in, week out?' Well no, cos we're too fucking good and usually don't leave it til the last minute but just for the record Martin you knob, we have when needed to. And as for that screeching twat Jamie Carragher....

Is rnblade a really shit chat bot?

I had to turn it off.
Spits at Kids screaming
Liverpool, top of the league like some demented teenager.

Post Match
It seemed to run out in December Bill.

I look at this way. They are having to either be given gifts or go hell to leather for 90 mins against relegation fodder. We stroll through games, we actually CHOOSE to play it down. There lies the gulf in the two sides. Luck runs out ,class doesn't .

VAR is like chemtrails to these bluefumers, they always mention it.

Was luckily not born yet. Hard to imagine something as annoying as this title race. With VAR and without all their luck the dippers would struggle to make top 4. I despise them so fucking badly. Their fans are fucking unbearable as well

The 55yr old teenager is having a tantrum.

I think they have had their eyes super glued open so they won't blink first. God I hate these fuckers

I think this is meant to be to the tune of you'll never walk alone.

Play on play on
With the refs in your hands
Offsides and keepers throw it in
You cheat cos you cant win.

Is Mat, kev082 in disguise?

Injury time with Tottenham
Leagues about to fall
Lloris throws the ball in
Like Pickford weeks before
Salah always offside
Refs ignore them all
Lucky fucking scousers
The premier league is yours

Allez allez allez...

Si prefers a more cultured form of football, he's not one for our fast paced scrambleball.

They’re pretty much the same as last year just with a better goalie and a proper center back. They still play it long early and frequently bypassing midfield and giving mane and Salah something to Chase.

They’ve never been an entertaining attacking team. They play kick and rush with good players. Exciting if you’re into fast paced scrambling football. Not if you want football.

Deano needs to stick to the Beano.

Salah acting like Scoring a goal makes him god with his celebration. His mentality isn’t right and he believed his own hype, hence calling aguero out.
I wouldn’t have him near city

 

[Red Astaire]

I hate even seeing this cunt's face.

We don't agree on much but I agree with your statement here.

 

[Red Astaire]

I've got a shit ton of time to kill, so thought i'd read the match thread. Recurring themes, VAR, 'spits at kids', Martin Tyler apparently being a red, Klopp looking like Guy Verhofstadt, candle vendors, oh and they really fucking hate VVD.

Pre Match
inchy has seen right through Jurgens tactical ploy at the beginning of the game, clearly he's just trying to boost Virgils ego.

First Goal
Fantasy Ireland seems to really rate our boys, despite us conceding an early goal.

Wit that could cut Kompany's hamstrings from the creatively named mccity, implying we have the refs in our pocket.

Rivalries aside, I hope Armaan gets lots of sympathy from the women he no doubt tells about his anxiety issues.

Fantasy Ireland again, he knows the score, he knows we've got the refs.

Not even Oncys cock can combat noirish's whiskey

The question I would like to ask Mat is, does Michael J Fox not also shake when not carrying a drinks tray?

After our equaliser
It's great to have a helping hand

I've seen candles mentioned a few times now, the hells that about?

To be fair, I met G-Star at a flat earth society meet up, you can't bullshit him.

This teletubby doesn't mince his words.

After the second goal
Whatever you're going through, call us free any time, from any phone on 116 123. We're here round the clock, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. If you need a response immediately, it's best to call us on the phone. This number is FREE to call.


To be fair, he's got a point, City were definitely too fucking good in those games against Palace, Newcastle and Chelsea

Is rnblade a really shit chat bot?

Post Match
It seemed to run out in December Bill.

VAR is like chemtrails to these bluefumers, they always mention it.


The 55yr old teenager is having a tantrum.


I think this is meant to be to the tune of you'll never walk alone.


Is Mat, kev082 in disguise?


Si prefers a more cultured form of football, he's not one for our fast paced scrambleball.

Deano needs to stick to the Beano.

Haha - It's weird. If I fancy some self flagellation I'll hit blue moon. I thought I was strange until I went on there. I am a little perplexed though. I honestly don't get it. Who care's anyway? Silly no-marks.

 

[SummerOnions]

I've got a shit ton of time to kill, so thought i'd read the match thread. Recurring themes, VAR, 'spits at kids', Martin Tyler apparently being a red, Klopp looking like Guy Verhofstadt, candle vendors, oh and they really fucking hate VVD.

Pre Match
inchy has seen right through Jurgens tactical ploy at the beginning of the game, clearly he's just trying to boost Virgils ego.

First Goal
Fantasy Ireland seems to really rate our boys, despite us conceding an early goal.

Wit that could cut Kompany's hamstrings from the creatively named mccity, implying we have the refs in our pocket.

Rivalries aside, I hope Armaan gets lots of sympathy from the women he no doubt tells about his anxiety issues.

Fantasy Ireland again, he knows the score, he knows we've got the refs.

Not even Oncys cock can combat noirish's whiskey

The question I would like to ask Mat is, does Michael J Fox not also shake when not carrying a drinks tray?

After our equaliser
It's great to have a helping hand

I've seen candles mentioned a few times now, the hells that about?

To be fair, I met G-Star at a flat earth society meet up, you can't bullshit him.

This teletubby doesn't mince his words.

After the second goal
Whatever you're going through, call us free any time, from any phone on 116 123. We're here round the clock, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. If you need a response immediately, it's best to call us on the phone. This number is FREE to call.


To be fair, he's got a point, City were definitely too fucking good in those games against Palace, Newcastle and Chelsea

Is rnblade a really shit chat bot?

Post Match
It seemed to run out in December Bill.

VAR is like chemtrails to these bluefumers, they always mention it.


The 55yr old teenager is having a tantrum.


I think this is meant to be to the tune of you'll never walk alone.


Is Mat, kev082 in disguise?


Si prefers a more cultured form of football, he's not one for our fast paced scrambleball.

Deano needs to stick to the Beano.

I started to read your comments like a commentator out of premier league bloopers or something. Amazing stuff

 

[Molbystwin]

Getting shut of Sanchez and Herrera is hardly "excellent news". They're not good enough. De Gea is another matter, admittedly.

I don't think getting £100m out of Real Madrid for that preening cunt Pogba is a disaster either. He can't be trusted. He can play superbly one week and then look utterly disinterested the next.

So yeah, a rebuilding job. But really that's exactly what they need. Whether Gollum mark 2 is a big enough draw is another matter.

Totally agree with you about Pogba, I’m happy for him to stay at United, looking at the table this morning we are on 82 points and still not heavy favourites to win the league, playing inconsistent players in the heart of your team is not good enough is it....

De Gea, who has not been his best this season, would be an enormous loss but any of the others listed there? IMO losing them would mean there will be spaces to be filled possibly with players which are actually good enough.

On their current form they are also not gonna be the most appealing club to sign for...

It also looks like Abramocunt is gonna have to be reaching deep into Russia’s wallet to sort them out too...

If I wasn’t totally focused on what we are doing it would be highly enjoyable to watch them cunts suffer.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Chelsea have a transfer ban, so they're gonna have to rely on their stockpile of hundreds of players who are loaned out.

 

[Molbystwin]

Chelsea have a transfer ban, so they're gonna have to rely on their stockpile of hundreds of players who are loaned out.

They will bribe their way out of that I bet...

But nonetheless they do have problems eh...

 

[doctor_mac]

The hours must skip by with the amazing mimicry of BackofJeanette on Bluefume:

Folk keep saying liverpoooool will drop points here, there, everyfuckingwhere , but they ain't!
They've got the refs, most of the meeeeedia and lady luck on their side.
They aren't getting any injuries, (?????), and playing flat out in every game!
They should be burning out by now, but they're not.
All we can do is win every game and its ours. I'm happy to see 2 early goals and the rest of the game a training match.
We need to be clinical with every chance, take it. We need to smash the rags, just for the hell of it .
BBC sport news then just said "Liverpoooool, catch us if you can!"
I think it's the other way round maaaaaaaate!



Elongated words are to be read in a scouse accent!

 

[Halmeister]

That's all funny and all, but the City fans will have the last laugh, unfortunately.

 

[Skullflower]

That's all funny and all, but the City fans will have the last laugh, unfortunately.

I think we've got a 25% chance of winning the league now.

 

[Woland]

 

[Esoteric]

I've got a shit ton of time to kill, so thought i'd read the match thread. Recurring themes, VAR, 'spits at kids', Martin Tyler apparently being a red, Klopp looking like Guy Verhofstadt, candle vendors, oh and they really fucking hate VVD.

Pre Match
inchy has seen right through Jurgens tactical ploy at the beginning of the game, clearly he's just trying to boost Virgils ego.

First Goal
Fantasy Ireland seems to really rate our boys, despite us conceding an early goal.

Wit that could cut Kompany's hamstrings from the creatively named mccity, implying we have the refs in our pocket.

Rivalries aside, I hope Armaan gets lots of sympathy from the women he no doubt tells about his anxiety issues.

Fantasy Ireland again, he knows the score, he knows we've got the refs.

Not even Oncys cock can combat noirish's whiskey

The question I would like to ask Mat is, does Michael J Fox not also shake when not carrying a drinks tray?

After our equaliser
It's great to have a helping hand

I've seen candles mentioned a few times now, the hells that about?

To be fair, I met G-Star at a flat earth society meet up, you can't bullshit him.

This teletubby doesn't mince his words.

After the second goal
Whatever you're going through, call us free any time, from any phone on 116 123. We're here round the clock, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. If you need a response immediately, it's best to call us on the phone. This number is FREE to call.


To be fair, he's got a point, City were definitely too fucking good in those games against Palace, Newcastle and Chelsea

Is rnblade a really shit chat bot?

Post Match
It seemed to run out in December Bill.

VAR is like chemtrails to these bluefumers, they always mention it.


The 55yr old teenager is having a tantrum.


I think this is meant to be to the tune of you'll never walk alone.


Is Mat, kev082 in disguise?


Si prefers a more cultured form of football, he's not one for our fast paced scrambleball.

Deano needs to stick to the Beano.

A fantastic compilation Mystic...thanks for a great read ..loved it.

 

[Halmeister]

I think we've got a 25% chance of winning the league now.

That high?

 

[Skullflower]

That high?

Yep

 

[Brizzle]

43%

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/?ex_cid=rrpromo

 

[mwake]

I've got a shit ton of time to kill, so thought i'd read the match thread. Recurring themes, VAR, 'spits at kids', Martin Tyler apparently being a red, Klopp looking like Guy Verhofstadt, candle vendors, oh and they really fucking hate VVD.

Pre Match
inchy has seen right through Jurgens tactical ploy at the beginning of the game, clearly he's just trying to boost Virgils ego.

First Goal
Fantasy Ireland seems to really rate our boys, despite us conceding an early goal.

Wit that could cut Kompany's hamstrings from the creatively named mccity, implying we have the refs in our pocket.

Rivalries aside, I hope Armaan gets lots of sympathy from the women he no doubt tells about his anxiety issues.

Fantasy Ireland again, he knows the score, he knows we've got the refs.

Not even Oncys cock can combat noirish's whiskey

The question I would like to ask Mat is, does Michael J Fox not also shake when not carrying a drinks tray?

After our equaliser
It's great to have a helping hand

I've seen candles mentioned a few times now, the hells that about?

To be fair, I met G-Star at a flat earth society meet up, you can't bullshit him.

This teletubby doesn't mince his words.

After the second goal
Whatever you're going through, call us free any time, from any phone on 116 123. We're here round the clock, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. If you need a response immediately, it's best to call us on the phone. This number is FREE to call.


To be fair, he's got a point, City were definitely too fucking good in those games against Palace, Newcastle and Chelsea

Is rnblade a really shit chat bot?

Post Match
It seemed to run out in December Bill.

VAR is like chemtrails to these bluefumers, they always mention it.


The 55yr old teenager is having a tantrum.


I think this is meant to be to the tune of you'll never walk alone.


Is Mat, kev082 in disguise?


Si prefers a more cultured form of football, he's not one for our fast paced scrambleball.

Deano needs to stick to the Beano.

The digest we needed and deserved, thank for you service, salute!

 

[localny]

I'd almost like to take this moment to comment on all the silly points we dropped.

BUT then I'd be ignoring all the silly points we picked up, with luck and so on

We will get more chance. They will mess up once.

That will be our only chance.

 

[Whaddapie]

I'd almost like to take this moment to comment on all the silly points we dropped.

BUT then I'd be ignoring all the silly points we picked up, with luck and so on

We will get more chance. They will mess up once.

That will be our only chance.

That may well be true, mate - they are a remarkable side - but I have a sneaky feeling that the next 6 matches for them will take their toll... I think that we may well get a little help in one of the non-Spurs league games, and i think that Spurs will do well against them at least once over those three games... I just hope that it's the league match.

 

[Judge Jules]

ManUre will be playing them at one point and may well need to win to get/stay in the top four.

It's on like Donkey Kong.

 

[MomoWASright]

City looked flat for large spells yesterday. Also could’ve been down to 10.

I have said for months we will win the league against Newcastle and still stand by that. That game we will go 4 or 5 clear.

 

[Holle]

I wish I was as optimistic as some on here.

 

[Judge Jules]

I wish you were too. 😉

 

[Dreambeliever]

City looked flat for large spells yesterday. Also could’ve been down to 10.

I have said for months we will win the league against Newcastle and still stand by that. That game we will go 4 or 5 clear.

For that to happen we’d have to win our next 3 and City lose one and draw one their next 3.

Highly unlikely.

If we win it’s going to the wire.

 

[MomoWASright]

Their next 5. That weekend we play after them.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Their next 5. That weekend we play after them.

Fair enough. Would be amazing but it’s highly unlikely regardless.

 

[Hansern]

After back to back wins against Spurs and Soton I feel more optimistic about our chances than I have done for a while. Heart have said yes all the time but the head have said City look to good and are that point infront.

City have had a breeze of a fixture list for the last few months, but now its Spurs, Palace, Spurs, Spurs, Utd, Burnley and Leicester. That will be tough and they wont be able to switch off like they have done for the last few games.

We still have a fantastic chance, so why not just sit back and enjoy the heart attacks that will follow in the next few weeks.

If Spurs get a result on Tuesday, that might be the start to all this that we need.