Newcastle

[LeTallecWiz]

This thing about games being there for the taking... we aren't very good at taking.

Sort of like Woland - he does everything right until it comes to closing the deal with the ladies, and then he freezes.

 

[Molbystwin]

Anyway here onThai/Laod TV they have an advert for a snack cake called "Euro"... the snack looks disgusting enough in a good way but in order to advertise they have a series of people with rumbly stomachs rubbing themselves with hunger, trouble is the noise the use for the rumble sounds like the liquid bubbling noise you'd normally associate with diarrhoea... puts you right of the snack it does...

 

[hmmmmm1]

Enrique was definitely skinned

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck me.

Now our fans have a right to be saying 'why does it always rain on me?'

 

[tony]

Look if the fucker hit that 50 times from there it would of gone in once or twice, dont think you can really blame anyone for the goal

 

[Squiggles]

Hahahaha, that was amazing.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I think the one thing that hurts us with Wisdom is there's not much of an offensive outlet there - if you have GlenJo on the other side, it balances out. But him and Enrique?

 

[Molbystwin]

CMON THE POOL!!

 

[Markeh]

get off the fucking pitch you dick

 

[LeTallecWiz]

awwwww ... Hatem Arfa gets Demba Ba's gloves ...

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Yah, get Allen off ... he's just not on today.

 

[Molbystwin]

lucky boy sterling...

 

[LeTallecWiz]

that wasn't a football in years gone by ...

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Enrique has been absolutely atrocious on both ends of the pitch bar one occasion defensively. Our attacks have broken down due to a shit pass or cross from him for on many occasions today.

 

[FreshRed]

Şahin should be taken off for jonjo

Şahin has been much better than Allen today. I would let Stevie hold and bring on Shelvey for Allen.

 

[Frogfish]

Oh fuck off. Was there like fuck a foul on the keeper. Fcking pussies.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

We're going to lose 2-0. A late goal in the 90th minute after we hit the bar 3 times in the second half.

 

[Holle]

Fuck off, Enrique.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Enrique is so bad. So so bad.

 

[Frogfish]

Enrique has been absolutely atrocious on both ends of the pitch bar one occasion defensively. Our attacks have broken down due to a shit pass or cross from him for on many occasions today.

What utter tosh. Some people really have the knives out.

 

[Molbystwin]

good pressure here ...cmon,,,

 

[Mystic]

that wasn't a football in years gone by ...

Wasn't a football?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

our corners aren't as good as last year ... what did we do so much better last year with Skittles etc?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Wasn't a football?

a foul sorry.

 

[Molbystwin]

OOOOOhh....COME ON!!

 

[gene hughes]

Enrique makes Stig Inge Byronbye look like Roberto Carlos.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

We're starting to push up and the danger is being created by runs and passes by Danny Agger ...

 

[Holle]

Suarez should track back when he loses the ball instead of waving his arms.

 

[FreshRed]

We are playing too slow. Allen especially, which is unusual

 

[nealmac]

Enrique really fucking pissing me off here. Can he not play a simple pass?