Haha google "Fit Geordie"...
Did you mean "Fat Geordie"?
Did you mean "Fat Geordie"?
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Mr.Venison, the one-time Liverpool player?
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230615#msg1230615 date=1291820646]
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=43070.msg1230613#msg1230613 date=1291820414]
Haha google "Fit Geordie"...
Did you mean "Fat Geordie"?
[/quote]Be careful. I almost ended up arranging a sex date with someone called 'Big Barry'
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I won't think any less of you mate.
GREAT SHOUT JJ! Pics please!
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=43070.msg1230613#msg1230613 date=1291820414]
Haha google "Fit Geordie"...
Did you mean "Fat Geordie"?
[/quote]Be careful. I almost ended up arranging a sex date with someone called 'Big Barry'
[/quote]
I won't think any less of you mate.
GREAT SHOUT JJ! Pics please!
Mega nnnnnnnnggggg or however you say it, by the way, Oncy. Good work.
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=43070.msg1230617#msg1230617 date=1291820773]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230615#msg1230615 date=1291820646]
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=43070.msg1230613#msg1230613 date=1291820414]
Haha google "Fit Geordie"...
Did you mean "Fat Geordie"?
[/quote]Be careful. I almost ended up arranging a sex date with someone called 'Big Barry'
[/quote]
I won't think any less of you mate.
GREAT SHOUT JJ! Pics please!
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www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00552/no42barryvenison_58_552123a.jpg
😉
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230615#msg1230615 date=1291820646]
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=43070.msg1230613#msg1230613 date=1291820414]
Haha google "Fit Geordie"...
Did you mean "Fat Geordie"?
[/quote]Be careful. I almost ended up arranging a sex date with someone called 'Big Barry'
[/quote]
I won't think any less of you mate.
GREAT SHOUT JJ! Pics please!
[/quote]
www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00552/no42barryvenison_58_552123a.jpg
😉
'How old will I be when I get moobs, dad?'
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230905#msg1230905 date=1291890501]
There'd be something 'all over her' if you locked her in a room with me and Brenners.
GGNNNNNFFGGGGGGNNNNFFFF!!!
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Like a fucking plasterer's radio
There'd be something 'all over her' if you locked her in a room with me and Brenners.
GGNNNNNFFGGGGGGNNNNFFFF!!!
[/quote]
Like a fucking plasterer's radio
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43070.msg1230906#msg1230906 date=1291890552]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230905#msg1230905 date=1291890501]
There'd be something 'all over her' if you locked her in a room with me and Brenners.
GGNNNNNFFGGGGGGNNNNFFFF!!!
[/quote]
Like a fucking plasterer's radio
[/quote]Hahaha the Japs will have to invent a new word. I recommend Yeti'ing.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230905#msg1230905 date=1291890501]
There'd be something 'all over her' if you locked her in a room with me and Brenners.
GGNNNNNFFGGGGGGNNNNFFFF!!!
[/quote]
Like a fucking plasterer's radio
[/quote]Hahaha the Japs will have to invent a new word. I recommend Yeti'ing.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230908#msg1230908 date=1291890712]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43070.msg1230906#msg1230906 date=1291890552]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230905#msg1230905 date=1291890501]
There'd be something 'all over her' if you locked her in a room with me and Brenners.
GGNNNNNFFGGGGGGNNNNFFFF!!!
[/quote]
Like a fucking plasterer's radio
[/quote]Hahaha the Japs will have to invent a new word. I recommend Yeti'ing.
[/quote]
Himalaya'ed
Avalanched
Pterodactyled
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43070.msg1230906#msg1230906 date=1291890552]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43070.msg1230905#msg1230905 date=1291890501]
There'd be something 'all over her' if you locked her in a room with me and Brenners.
GGNNNNNFFGGGGGGNNNNFFFF!!!
[/quote]
Like a fucking plasterer's radio
[/quote]Hahaha the Japs will have to invent a new word. I recommend Yeti'ing.
[/quote]
Himalaya'ed
Avalanched
Pterodactyled
5 and a half year deal..! Crazy compensation they're gonna have to pay out when he's sacked..
[quote author=JimmyK link=topic=43070.msg1230958#msg1230958 date=1291893384]
5 and a half year deal..! Crazy compensation they're gonna have to pay out when he's sacked..
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That is fucking stupid.
5 and a half year deal..! Crazy compensation they're gonna have to pay out when he's sacked..
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That is fucking stupid.
Did he say they were a massive club?
SSN guy: "they'd rather see their team lose 4-3 than win 1-0".
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43070.msg1230990#msg1230990 date=1291896253]
SSN guy: "they'd rather see their team lose 4-3 than win 1-0".
Oh dear.
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Didn't some of our fans suggest the same last season?
SSN guy: "they'd rather see their team lose 4-3 than win 1-0".
Oh dear.
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Didn't some of our fans suggest the same last season?
Some probably still do. Embarrassing.
If anyone thinks that Ashley has given Pardew a 5 year deal that also guarantees him a massive pay-off if sacked, they're fucking stupid.
It'll be littered with clauses and performance-related payments
Pardew will get a bag of shiny stones if/when he gets booted
It'll be littered with clauses and performance-related payments
Pardew will get a bag of shiny stones if/when he gets booted
He's basic salary is only 750k/yr with bulk of the contract being incentive based apparently.
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=43070.msg1229856#msg1229856 date=1291678677]
Isn't wringing like a twisting motion, as one would use to rinse a flannel or wash cloth? Of to dispense chinese burns?
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As long as there's plenty of lube involved - or in actual fact, something more like hand cream or shea/cocoa butter (lube can tend to leave an icky residue) I can assure you it's quite a pleasant feeling Gene.
Of course, if it starts to dry up then it just feels like someone's giving your cock a Chinese burn, which may or may not be your bag
Isn't wringing like a twisting motion, as one would use to rinse a flannel or wash cloth? Of to dispense chinese burns?
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As long as there's plenty of lube involved - or in actual fact, something more like hand cream or shea/cocoa butter (lube can tend to leave an icky residue) I can assure you it's quite a pleasant feeling Gene.
Of course, if it starts to dry up then it just feels like someone's giving your cock a Chinese burn, which may or may not be your bag
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43070.msg1230995#msg1230995 date=1291896443]
If anyone thinks that Ashley has given Pardew a 5 year deal that also guarantees him a massive pay-off if sacked, they're fucking stupid.
It'll be littered with clauses and performance-related payments
Pardew will get a bag of shiny stones if/when he gets booted
[/quote]
Exactly. Rumour is the reason why Jol didn't / wouldn't take the job is because the contract gave him nowhere to go.
Much as I dislike Ashley, why should anyone be paid off for failure?
If anyone thinks that Ashley has given Pardew a 5 year deal that also guarantees him a massive pay-off if sacked, they're fucking stupid.
It'll be littered with clauses and performance-related payments
Pardew will get a bag of shiny stones if/when he gets booted
[/quote]
Exactly. Rumour is the reason why Jol didn't / wouldn't take the job is because the contract gave him nowhere to go.
Much as I dislike Ashley, why should anyone be paid off for failure?
Hope the "new manager effect" won't kick in against us then. :-X
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43070.msg1230992#msg1230992 date=1291896356]
Some probably still do. Embarrassing.
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Move along. Nothing to see here....
Some probably still do. Embarrassing.
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Move along. Nothing to see here....
[quote author=vikas link=topic=43070.msg1231006#msg1231006 date=1291897741]
Last time they had a new manager against us, we were playing against Ruud 'n sexy football and Owen was rubbing his hands in a 1-5 drubbing....
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Alladyce was pretty new and he got a drubbing too. There's a pattern here!
Last time they had a new manager against us, we were playing against Ruud 'n sexy football and Owen was rubbing his hands in a 1-5 drubbing....
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Alladyce was pretty new and he got a drubbing too. There's a pattern here!
Yeah, I think we'll murder them on Saturday.
Just saw this Opta Stats update:
No excuses then. 😛
No excuses then. 😛
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