I’d be curious to see your list of potential LFC Sporting Directors! Here’s the best list I could come up with:
1. @King Binny - omniscient being. Legend. Too expensive for LFC.
2. Christoph Freund - signed Haaland and the like. Klopp likes him apparently. Downside - signed Keita and Minamino.
3. Mitchell - likes United, so probably a cunt.
4. @tombrown - food pun based scouting. Guaranteed to procure at least one good midfielder.
5. Transfer committee of @binomial, @bluebell, @Donavan Ried and @moron - an extensive and unfocused list of random targets. Will sell all current players to fund their shopping spree. On the plus side - will definitely sign a Georgian.
You missed Dreamy who has a list of Newcastle players he’d sign in a heartbeat.