Lucky 13.

[Oncy]

In 13 days a 50m striker will be eligible to play for us.




*tingles*

 

[Hansern]

Head: We're going to get 4th this season

Heart: We're winning the fucking league! DA DA DA!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Best signing of the summer ...

 

[Oncy]

Just watched that. Didnt realise how many headers he scores.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Head: We're going to get 4th this season

Heart: We're winning the fucking league! DA DA DA!

The Wizard Of Oz School Of Anatomy

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm sure you've swapped them round Hansern

 

[Oncy]

Outrageous skills.

 

[Mystic]

He's pretty fucking remarkable isn't he?

 

[Judge Jules]

I listened to the first game against ManUre which he played for us, when Deadly got a hat-trick but it was Suarez who tore them a new one. When he did that incredible shuffle near the goalline and slalomed past about three of their defenders before laying on the second (I think) goal, the radio commentator couldn't explain what he'd just seen. All he could say was: "I don't how he did it, but he did."

 

[red_maradona]

he's the best liverpool player I have ever seen. can't wait for him to come back.

incidentally, how many times has he played with Studge? What are the stats?

 

[Oncy]

*shines Binny symbol*

 

[Bradley]

But but but....he's a ......... C.....C.....C........CUNT!

*Until the goals start flowing*

 

[Oncy]

But but but....he's a ......... C.....C.....C........CUNT!

*Until the goals start flowing*

Shut up. He loves the club.

 

[Comical Aly]

Oh my god, we're going to be properly good this season.

I'm a bit scared to, but I believe.

 

[6TimesaRed]

In 13 days a 50m striker will be eligible to play for us.




*tingles*

40 million and 1p...

 

[Red Bird]

In 13 days a 50m striker will be eligible to play for us.




*tingles*

The dive in front of Moyes was gold.

 

[dantes]

The cunt will be more efficient this season. Simply because the selfish bastard will want to be top scorer, and he creates several chances for himself per game, so the fact he missed a few games wont bother him. He will just try extra hard to put a few more of those chances away to in his mind catch up to van persie and sturridge.

Then people will think he has improved, and his goals to game ratio is very good. His price will go up and up. We'll make a killing. Madrid will discover he is actually a selfish cunt as he returns to his previous conversion rates.

 

[ILD]

Or he'll have more attempts to try and catch up.

 

[dantes]

Or he'll have more attempts to try and catch up.

I don't think he'll do that. He's also very clever and will not want to piss off Rodgers by blatantly keeping more of the ball than he usually does.

 

[Whirly]

I don't think he'll do that. He's also very clever and will not want to piss off Rodgers by blatantly keeping more of the ball than he usually does.

Are we talking about the same player? The one that bit a guy, and then called Rodgers a liar this past summer?

 

[Frogfish]

Or he'll have more attempts to try and catch up.

This is the only worry I have, he's not exactly renown for his selflessness and with Sturridge getting all the plaudits he will want the spotlight back on himself .... to the detriment of the team ethic.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Best player in the league and the best striker we have had in a long time.