Lucas has played for tons of managers, all of whom have eventually been fired for either always being or becoming shit, and they probably all lose sleep at night wondering what witchcraft was at play that made them think that the fucking useless bellend was any good.
As for managers, it's a humanitarian disaster. They get here full of the joys of spring and leave in tears, with heart conditions, needing therapy. They don't seem to do much better or worse than each other, so this unchecked soul destruction is pointless, and expensive. How much has it cost to hire and fire Houllier, Rafa, Hodgson, Dalglish, Rodgers and now Klopp? Hundreds of millions?
I propose that instead of a manager we hire anonymous coaching staff who do their work behind closed doors, and they pick the team with the help of the captain, and we build a wickerman outside the Kop. When things are going well we leave trinkets and offerings to the wickerman and make funny memes about him for Twitter. If we lose three on the bouce we burn the wickerman and dance and sing through the night, expelling the evil, then in the morning we build a new one, and honour it as our new god.
It's not too dissimilar to what happens now, I reckon the results would be the same, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper - and we wouldn't have to go through this awful process of destroying a good man like Klopp.