Lovren is going to jail

[Woland]

Lying in court and tax evasion. Would post a link but I'm stoned out my chunk and too busy laughing at the total and utter bellwhiff

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hasn't Modric been charged with the same thing?

Be interesting to see if they take the Spanish approach & give them a slap on the wrist in return for a hefty fine.

 

[dmishra]

Yeah, it's an old case where Modric has been charged too.

 

[Woland]

I can only hope it doesn't affect his performance

 

[tombrown]

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/13950/11502464/lovren-charged-with-perjury

 

[SummerOnions]

He should represent himself in court, given that he's the best defence in the world

 

[FoxForceFive]

He should represent himself in court, given that he's the best defence in the world

Hahahaha. First class sir, first class.

 

[Woland]

Yes. I'll be stealing that

 

[doctor_mac]

He'll end up on Death Row.

 

[Rosco]

If he goes to prison we'll win the league

 

[dantes]

The cunt must have gone around giving interviews before the trial.

 

[dantes]

At least this will finally teach him to keep his mouth shut the fuck up.

 

[Frogfish]

He should represent himself in court, given that he's the best defence in the world

Damn. I wish I could 'Like Farm' anything close to as well as that ! 20+ Likes *sulks*

 

[Insignificance]

No VVD to bail him out this time..

 

[SummerOnions]

Damn. I wish I could 'Like Farm' anything close to as well as that ! 20+ Likes *sulks*

It probably helps that its one of the funniest things I've posted on here that wasn't stolen

 

[tombrown]

He should represent himself in court, given that he's the best defence in the world

I spent all yesterday afternoon thinking about a good joke related to "best defender in the world" and couldn't get one … then this comes up, beautiful in its simplicity

In my defence, I was preoccupied with the image of him picking up the soap in the shower and getting buggered senseless