Gameweek 1 (12-14 September)

[LeTallecWiz]

Everton are going to be a very dangerous team ...
There's going to be 6 teams fighting for 2-4 spots - Man U, Arsenal, Chelsea, Leicester, Wolves & Everton

 

[dilbert]

Get ready for hopeful/obnoxious Everton fans. Has to be said, they have grounds for optimism. All new signings settled straight away, Allan filled the hole at DM, James wasn't phased by the English game in the slightest – in fact it seemed to slow down when then ball came to him. And even Pickford looked good.

james rodriguez plays for everton?
how the mighty had fallen.

 

[dantes]

Looks like I was wrong and @dantes was right - all 3 new midfielders start in the first game for Everton. Looking neat and tidy so far.

Thank you for saying it.

 

[MomoWASright]

james rodriguez plays for everton?
how the mighty had fallen.

James or Hamez?

 

[Hyena]

They're shite.

I have a weird & unsubstantiated by any facts whatsoever feeling that Wolves are gonna go tits up this season.

It's what happens when you refuse to sign any players just because you did well last season.

Oh wait that's us

 

[Hyena]

Everton look a lot more robust and capable in the middle with Gomes, Doucoure and Allan, but they're still shite up top.

DCL is embarrassingly limited. Can't believe he's in my fpl team.

 

[Halmeister]

DCL is embarrassingly limited. Can't believe he's in my fpl team.

Great header, and he's a good athlete. If they had a top quality centre forward, though, they'd be very dangerous. He shouldn't bother kicking the ball, just use his head.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Great header, and he's a good athlete. If they had a top quality centre forward, though, they'd be very dangerous. He shouldn't bother kicking the ball, just use his head.

Makes a lot of smart runs ... always keeps defenders busy ...
He'll score 15-20 goals this year.

 

[Halmeister]

Makes a lot of smart runs ... always keeps defenders busy ...
He'll score 15-20 goals this year.

In the league? That will be a stupendous season for him.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

In the league? That will be a stupendous season for him.

I always thought Kean woudl be great ... there's a reason Ancelotti has stuck with him since he arrived ...

 

[jan]

West Ham and Spurs are total shit, while Everton and Newcastle look surprisingly decent. Felt like Southampton were unlucky but no doubt Hodgson will keep grinding out results like that and keep that pile of shit up

 

[MomoWASright]

Palace will be thankful that there’s at least 3 shittier teams than them.

 

[Halmeister]

I always thought Kean woudl be great ... there's a reason Ancelotti has stuck with him since he arrived ...

Kean has looked dreadful every time I've seen him.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Kean has looked dreadful every time I've seen him.

In England, for sure ... I saw him a few times for Juve, and he looked very promising.

 

[Jack D Rips]

How did James play for Everton?

 

[Halmeister]

How did James play for Everton?

Alright. But if you believed the Bluenoses and the reaction of the media, Everton have just signed peak Cristiano Ronaldo.

 

[Markeh]

5 sent off right at the end of PSG v Marseille, Neymar claiming racism

 

[darkstarexodus]

Heh. Most creative Bluenose since Sigurdsson. Rare and exalted company indeed!

 

[jan]

Palace will be thankful that there’s at least 3 shittier teams than them.

Yea I think West Brom and Fulham are certs, then it's probably West Ham and Villa? I guess Leeds, Brighton and Southampton could go either way with their styles of play but they all have good managers, while Newcastle improved and their squad now looks alright. Hard to see Burnley or Sheffield suddenly going to shit, both well drilled teams

 

[King Binny]

 

[King Binny]

Wolves 2-0 up after 6 mins

 

[Bradley]

I would love it if Lallana singlehandedly beat Lampard and his bunch of merchants. LOVE IT.

 

[keniget]

10mins in and I’m wishing we’d have signed Werner.

 

[keniget]

Brighton playing some nice stuff.

Bit of a mad team Chelsea have - 6 central midfielders.

 

[keniget]

And as I sat that... bellends concede a pen.

 

[Red Bird]

Stupid by Ryan. Werner was going nowhere.

 

[Markeh]

10mins in and I’m wishing we’d have signed Werner.

looks sharp and fast

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Stupid by Ryan. Werner was going nowhere.

Nah, the MF who passed it so poorly.

Werner looks exactly like the player we needed to keep the front 3 fresh ... oh well.

 

[Red Bird]

Agree about that pass. Trying to play like Barcelona, eh?

 

[Hansern]

Brighton have been pretty good, Chelsea a bit meh.
Lallana sadly out with an injury before HT.