First training session

[FoxForceFive]

I can't tell which is Ibe and which is Sterling. One of them needs to change his haircut. Or even better, the both of them.

Racist.

 

[juniormember]

I agree.

 

[Hansern]

There is something wrong with your eyesight or screen resolution if Kolo Toure looks fat in that in that picture.
Adam was overweight. Toure isnt.

 

[Hansern]

Read on another site that Aspas has been extremely impressive so far. Gerrard has said he's been very good.
Looking forward to seeing him on saturday. Game will be on ESPN

 

[juniormember]

There is something wrong with your eyesight or screen resolution if Kolo Toure looks fat in that in that picture.
Adam was overweight. Toure isnt.

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

..sh..

 

[Modo]

Indeed

 

[Hansern]

You never know with some on here

 

[Oncy]

That was the mother of all whoosh's

 

[Fabio]

I feel violated by even posting in the same thread as that whoosh it was that powerful

 

[Whirly]

Feel the breeze

 

[themn]

I feel violated by even posting in the same thread as that whoosh it was that powerful

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA !

 

[dantes]

Wow he's fatter than Adam.

Agger seems to be looking on in disgust as Duncan Oldham falls off a wheelie bin landing on his silly face. Toure seems to be distracted as all the fish n chip paper, milkshake cartons and cheeseburger wrappings fall out of the bin.

 

[keniget]

I saw Alberto and Aspas walking around the Trafford Centre with some Spanish mates today.

Aspas has dreadful hair.

 

[juniormember]

@Hansern Look! Look! He's fat!!!!

 

[Mystic]

I think it was Luis Alberto, scored a great goal, was hanging out on the wing the whole time though.

 

[Modo]

 

[Markeh]

I want to shave Raheem bald to prevent any more criminal hairstyles.

 

[Fabio]

Aspas and Alberto did fitness tests in our hospital this week, including spirometry tests. Apparently (sadly my info came from a non football fan) one of them was proper shite fitness wise.

 

[Markeh]

Aspas and Alberto did fitness tests in our hospital this week, including spirometry tests. Apparently (sadly my info came from a non football fan) one of them was proper shite fitness wise.

ask him if it was the one in crap clothes

 

[Hansern]

Shite as in one of them have a wooden leg?

 

[Fabio]

Shite as in unfit. Which is concerning for a professional athlete, out of season or not

 

[Oncy]

It must be Alberto.
All the reports suggest Iago is a mad runner, Dirk Kuyt type of mofo.
I cant see him being unfit.

 

[Fabio]

See, I thought it might be Aspas. I can imagine him (looking at his build) being like Ricky Hatton. Prone to moments of excess.

 

[Fabio]

Dr who did it was a red so he was disappointed. Heard it from someone who works in the clinic who doesn't give a fuck.

 

[Oncy]

DR WHO DID IT!?
Well hes hardly fucking qualified.

 

[Fabio]

Fucking sonic screwdrive you in a few weeks

 

[Rosco]

It's clearly the paceless 7m pound wonder.
All the videos suggest he's not the slightest bit athletic. (Fuck you O'Hare)

It might mean nothing in pre season but anyone who watched those videos and didnt think this is exactly the sort of player that doesn't thrive in the Premiership is ... I'm trying to be diplomatic .... they're not.. well they're ..

 

[The Nomad]

Oh great!! Looks like Kolo has been on those diet pills again.

 

[Athens]

It's clearly the paceless 7m pound wonder.
All the videos suggest he's not the slightest bit athletic. (Fuck you O'Hare)

It might mean nothing in pre season but anyone who watched those videos and didnt think this is exactly the sort of player that doesn't thrive in the Premiership is ... I'm trying to be diplomatic .... they're not.. well they're ..

For goodness sake man what are you trying to tell us!?!?!?!

 

[Rosco]

I'm drunk?!?