City banned from Europe, Twwwwiiiiiicccceeee

[moron]

The allegation goes that when compiling City’s accounts for 2012-13, the club’s chief financial officer Jorge Chumillas wrote an internal e-mail stating that, due to the cost of sacking Roberto Mancini, “we will have a shortfall of £9.9 million in order to comply with UEFA FFP this season”. Ferran Soriano, the chief executive, is alleged to have replied that this problem could be overcome if City could be paid the contractually stated bonus from their sponsors for winning the FA Cup.

There was just one problem with this. City had lost the FA Cup final to Wigan Athletic.

According to Der Spiegel, a compromise was reached whereby various sponsors — the Abu Dhabi airline Etihad, the Abu Dhabi-based fund Aabar Investments and the Abu Dhabi department for culture and tourism — would have their payments adjusted so that the shortfall was covered. When Chumillas asked whether they would be allowed to change the date of sponsorship payments, Simon Pearce, a board member of City Football Group and a special adviser to the club’s chairman Khaldoon al-Mubarak, is alleged to have replied, “Of course. We can do what we want.”

TL;DR Give Gerrard his medal

I think Jose today has already spoken and alluded to it in hope of City's past victories, - it will be amazing though if this did happen, I mean we would get at least 2 titles right ? and United will get one, and poor Raheem !!! LOL - he gets stripped of his two recent medals and all the other cups - but will at least get a PL medal - only to be associated with Liverpool FC, rather than city !!! - oh it would be so fucking funny all of this.

 

[Red Astaire]

They're two of the worst attempts at limerick's I've ever read.

Alright just for you gorgeous

There once was a 5% guy
Who Jon used to yearn for and sigh
But try as he might
To tongue him so tight
Rojas hoop was too wide he would cry

Once in a shop that loved to sell poppers
Sat a table all filled with tech whoppers
Jon was always the host
And was often heard boast
‘I’d rim Roja for a fistful of coppers’

S.W.A.L.K. 🙂

 

[Red Astaire]

Give Barba Roja some credit ffs.

For that you get this.

Young Pete liked to look at his front
Quite naked I have to be blunt
His cock then went large
When he clocked his visage
All because he just looked like a cunt ©

Pete liked to talk quite anatomical
About his cock that was very economical
He worried about girth
It'd been like that since birth
He was just gutted that it was tiny and comical.©

Right off to bed. No more genius level poetry tonight kids. 😗

For limerick requests please contact my agent @doctor_mac - He'll point you in the right direction...... 😉

 

[Woland]

When I was bumming red astaire
I found a rhyme that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
God his pentameter is gay

 

[Mersey86]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck off Citeh, you cheating, tin-foil, plastic cunts

Just seen this now - beautiful poetry.

 

[rurikbird]

This escalated quickly...

 

[mwake]

Hitler hears about City's Champions League ban

 

[Red Astaire]

When I was bumming red astaire
I found a rhyme that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
God his pentameter is gay

An Ode to Woland - Red Astaire 2020


I hoped that you'd bless me
With your beautiful poetic tongue
I'm glad that you did
It really has been far too long
Let bosch some ket and whip out the oil
Then create so much friction
That our sweat begins to boil.
I wish I could say
That I'm over those greying curls
I just crave your sweet necklace
Made entirley from your pearls.
I'll wear those pearls with pride
And never rim another
Because never more fun was had
That time we rimmed and saw Bladerunner.
That ket fuelled night was ace
So let's do another line
I'll dab on the brut
Just for you though - you gorgeous sexy swine

🙂

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Please . . . Make it stop , , ,

 

[FoxForceFive]

Lol you bloody try it then you fucking stench trench!

It wasn't your post I quoted.

 

[tombrown]

There was an old whopper called Tom
Who forgot the football he won
He should have thought more
Before I rimmed him hardcore
Now bend over and let’s have more fun..

On an Isle that was lovely and green
Lived Tom who was always a queen
He loved Rojas bum
He’d rim it for fun
‘Till his balls then fell off from gangrene

ok I’ll stop

OK - that mad me smile, and a little bit erect

 

[Dreambeliever]

Don’t forget we’ll get the league cup too right? And the Charity shield

 

[binomial]

Don’t forget we’ll get the league cup too right? And the Charity shield

Fuck that, they can keep that shit...why would we want anything with their scrubby hands on it.

 

[dee]

errmmm okay.

Fewer limmericks/Haikus/whatever and more laughing at City getting caught I'd suggest. It is a FOOTBALL forum not a gay love-in one. Or?

 

[Rosco]

There once was a bloke named Dee
Whose points were made wonderfully
He prefers to talk about City,
Than listen to limericks that are shitty
From a lad who sounds like he might be back on the drinkie

 

[manwithnoname]

There once was a bloke named Dee
Whose points were made wonderfully
He prefers to talk about City,
Than listen to limericks that are shitty
From a lad who sounds like he might be back on the drinkie

As soon as the thread went all limericks, it should have been nuked from orbit, especially once Barba Nutter got involved.

 

[MaBigTip]

As soon as the thread went all limericks, it should have been nuked from orbit, especially once Barba Nutter got involved.

I think he's more a Roja Rimmer

 

[Red Astaire]

There once was a bloke named Dee
Whose points were made wonderfully
He prefers to talk about City,
Than listen to limericks that are shitty
From a lad who sounds like he might be back on the drinkie

Over two years dry man. I was just bored and procrastinating

 

[StevieM]

Over two years dry man. I was just bored and procrastinating

If these limericks are anything to go by... you should get back to drinking. 😵

 

[Red Astaire]

If these limericks are anything to go by... you should get back to drinking. 😵

Nah I’m happy enough with my smack habit.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Over two years dry man. I was just bored and procrastinating

Fuck man, that's impressive and inspirational. I just got over the 9 month mark following your lead.

 

[Athens]

I think the longest I've went without a drink is 15 years. Then I turned 15.

 

[Mango Chutney]

Need a song for when we play at thier place.
Something along the lines off



We got you banned from Europe
We'll take the league as well
Coz we're the illuminati and we cast you down to hell.
Say good bye to our mate Sterling, KDB and Pep
You're on the way down to the bottom step.





But obviously loads better than mine

 

[Irishanfield]

Ask the people who are only just now receiving Olympic medals they justifiably won if it means nothing to them. And then ask Stevie and co if it would mean nothing to them too.

I'm talking as a fan. You can run around with your hands in the air celebrating us being awarded the title for something that happened 6 years ago well and good but sorry for me it means nothing . Winning is all about savouring that moment otherwise its pointless

 

[Woland]

I'm about six weeks sober but a mate has just dropped dead and I'm in an airport lounge with a free bar

 

[Mamma Mia]

Have a wank instead mate

 

[Mamma Mia]

Also, my condolences

 

[Woland]

It's ok I've got some emergency benzos

 

[Woland]

Also, you had pints at the match a few months ago you lying bastard

 

[Insignificance]

Condolences. But are you talking to yourself? About that pint?

Aha. It was MamaMia.