anyways if that cheeky buck toothed corned beef eating motherfucker

[Woland]

moans at the end of this season that we don't match his ambition we'll have to remind him of the league table right about now.

 

[gkmacca]

Yeah. We need to prepare a punishment for him if he fails to match OUR expectations, the big GIRL!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Corned beef is Argentinian.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

And only Argentinians can eat it.

 

[Red Mullet]

Although, if we're 7th again with cup trophies...

 

[dantes]

He's fucking lucky that Aspas is somewhat shit.

 

[Woland]

Where is Fray Bentos?

 

[Red Mullet]

Where is Fray Bentos?

On the shelves in Sainsburys.

 

[Lippy]

Where is Fray Bentos?

Argentina, silly.

 

[Lippy]

No, Uruguay ! You're right. I knew our geography teacher was a liar. Now I have proof.

 

[Woland]

But Uruguay is like Wales isn't it? Not a real place. More like an overspill car park.

 

[Lippy]

Apparently the corned beef all comes from Argentina but its canned and exported from the port of Fray Bentos.

 

[irishred]

Love the way we've gone about our business around him. If we had struggled during the games he was suspended, the media could be justified if they branded us a one man team, but what we've managed to accomplish throughout this saga is that we've now a group willing to fight for one another and NO ONE is bigger than the club, I hope he is reminded of that with every victory. I hope he is envious of the applause and worship Sturridge and the rest of the Liverpool squad are getting.

 

[mr_moo]

He'll be gone tomorrow evening. Madrid are calling according to reports

 

[red_maradona]

He'll be gone tomorrow evening. Madrid are calling according to reports

With Bale they have spent over 140m pounds in total I think (being conservative). Even if Ozil, Di Maria go, will they spend another 50m plus on Suarez?

I hope not.

 

[gkmacca]

Bring me the head of Fray Bentos!

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'll be surprised if he's still here by 11pm tomorrow evening, I think Real Madrid will have him & we'll have a player in return as well as a fair bit of cash.

I'll gladly be proven wrong.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

There's no way he'll be leaving.

 

[Fallon]

Dunno, I'd take Benzema and £30M

 

[Fabio]

30 and coentrao is probably what they will offer

 

[Jack D Rips]

Barratt says that LFC don't expect to hear from RM and wouldn't welcome it either

 

[Fallon]

30 and coentrao is probably what they will offer

Yeah but if they want a striker off us....

 

[Fabio]

Yeah but if they want a striker off us....

Yup, but theyre not going to offer us benzema


Sadly

 

[Jack D Rips]

Well fuck them then!

Sadly

 

[Fallon]

Yep, hard ball, or no ball.

 

[Shadey]

@LivEchoLFC: Liverpool FC Transfer Rumour Mill: Real Madrid to make £45m bid for Suarez, Napoli move for Skrtel, Borini exits,... http://t.co/bBF7gnkjnk

 

[Squiggles]

I can't wait to have him back, but he shouldn't be taking the central striking spot anymore. He should be behind Sturridge or on the wider positions and Aspas put on the bench.

 

[Skullflower]

if we sell skrtel and don't buy a marquis attacker then our owners are cunts

 

[FoxForceFive]

if we sell skrtel and don't buy a marquis attacker then our owners are cunts

You mean Suarez?

 

[Skullflower]

You mean Suarez?

no, skrtel. our net spend would be about 5 mill.