Poll Which news headline will make you the most happy?

[rurikbird]

It's time to do this again - what headline would you most like to see in the papers tomorrow?

 

[FoxForceFive]

LFC richest club in the world. Takeover complete!

 

[Cerberus]

"Papa, Eriksen & Muriel unveiled at Anfield" and now yer' talking.

 

[Squiggles]

The CB one.

 

[Whirly]

Depends on the fee for the first four options

 

[Red Mullet]

Man Utd relegated.

 

[Frogfish]

Liverpool confirm Double Swoop for Papa and Eriksen as Downing & Spearing head for the exit !

 

[Dreambeliever]

Gerrard lifts 1st Premiership title and completed his trophy cabinet.

FYI its Suarez staying obviously

 

[Ryan]

'Dreambeliever loses computer.'

 

[rurikbird]

Liverpool confirm Double Swoop for Papa and Eriksen as Downing & Spearing head for the exit !

That's cheating

 

[Dreambeliever]

'Dreambeliever loses computer.'

Ha nice.

And I resisted the 'Ryan pulls head out of own Arse!' headline too!

Serves me right.

 

[Rosco]

Twitter down, looks terminal.

 

[Athens]

Ferguson & Moyes arrested in operation yewtree swoop

 

[Molbystwin]

City and Chelsea disqualified by UEFA for "financial doping".

 

[Mystic]

Price of cheese plummets.

 

[red_maradona]

Toughie, Muriel or downing tbh.

 

[RedStar]

The problem with the Suarez one is it practically guarantees another summer of disruption next year, if the best we can hope for is 12 months til he starts this bollox all over again its not really much of a win is it

 

[keniget]

I went for Muriel. I don't think I've ever see him play but I think he pretty much had me at the fat Ronaldo comparisons.

I'd have taken Ronaldo even when he was fat and finished.

 

[Dreambeliever]

The problem with the Suarez one is it practically guarantees another summer of disruption next year, if the best we can hope for is 12 months til he starts this bollox all over again its not really much of a win is it

It is if he fires us to fourth.

 

[the count]

Manchester United Found Guilty of Match fixing and Stripped of Ten Titles

 

[Athens]

Manchester United Found Guilty of Match fixing and Stripped of Ten Titles

Those revelations would come about due to research that was done under the operation yewtree investigation.

 

[the count]

Those revelations would come about due to research that was done under the operation yewtree investigation.

Fail

 

[Athens]

Fail

What fail?

 

[RolandG]

All of the above headlines

 

[nealmac]

I picked the Suarez one. Without reading it properly. It was only when I saw @RedStar post that I realised it was only for another season. Fuck that shit. I don't fancy doing all this again in 12 months time.

 

[gkmacca]

SIMON COWELL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Couple from the wirral win Blockbuster Rollover Jackpot in Euro millions..

That couple obviously being my wife and I

 

[BlitzAce]

I voted other - David Moyes sacked by Xmas after languishing in 8th place, UTD were hoping for a Fergie SOS unfortunately him and Evra get hit by a bus on way to Old toilet. LFC meanwhile go from strength to strength pushing their title charge with the January purchase of Kyriakos Papadopolous.