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Time for some normal football banter

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Dreambeliever

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Well I've seen some very strange things happen over the summer on the site.

People who don't normal bitch being moany cnuts. People who aren't used to be slagged off getting abuse all over the shop. Mods turning into mere mortals, well known level headed posters quitting or pulling a sulk.

All very out of character and even more so considering we have had as good a summer anyone with realistic expectations could have hoped for.

So with that I thought I would give my predictions on LFC for the coming year to give you all something to collective pull together on, that is my apparent lack of knowledge on anything especially football.

We will finish 3rd

We we will lose to Utd City and Arsenal in our opening games but will begin to beat the mid table teams we have struggled with so often in seasons past.

We will still find it hard to break down the 'park the bus' lower teams as we still lack a couple of killer options.

Allen will be our player of the year.
Borini will bag 20 league goals.
Lucas won't be an automatic starter.
Sterling will replace Downing by xmas as a starter.
Agger will be out for 3 months and we'll all ask why we didn't sell him for 20m
We'll make the semi's of the Europa league.
We'll win the FA Cup.
We will be top after the first weekends games.
Carroll will go out on loan.

Ryan will cream himself every weekend with our tactics and will do a chalkboard that half won't read and half won't understand.

Andy's DA wil die after 4 games and be reborn after 20.

I will have an amazing time in Liverpool on the 22/23 of Sept!

Utd will win the league.
 
Well I guess we can add humour and sarcasm to the unending list of things you're completely shit at.
 
Well I guess we can add humour and sarcasm to the unending list of things you're completely shit at.

FFS Ryan.

There's two posters on here that seem to bring out the worst in you, Sunny & Dreamy.

You've had a warning once already for the bang out of order post you made in gc, I'd have banned you for that for at least a week, Mark is being kind IMO.

Knock it on the head, I'm really, really not in the mood to play being the fucking teacher this morning.
 
We will finish 3rd
Suarez will be our player of the year, if he doesn't get banned for 8 matches
We will play in the Europa final in Amsterdam
We won't win the FA Cup
Sterling will start less than 12 matches
Chelsea will plummet as Roberto Di Matteo isn't really that good and will not see out the season
Arsenal will finish 4th
Spurs have lost/losing 3 players (if you can count King) and will be 5th
Everton will start shite, finish stronger and will be looking to finish about 8th
 
FFS Ryan.

There's two posters on here that seem to bring out the worst in you, Sunny & Dreamy.

You've had a warning once already for the bang out of order post you made in gc, I'd have banned you for that for at least a week, Mark is being kind IMO.

Knock it on the head, I'm really, really not in the mood to play being the fucking teacher this morning.

I'm a softie


the mrs is not happy about it
 
I've been a long time lurker but rarely post.
My take on it is that it's not even that bad, but people keep talking about how bad it is, therefore making it more of an issue. Fuckin classic propaganda man
 
FFS Ryan.

There's two posters on here that seem to bring out the worst in you, Sunny & Dreamy.

You've had a warning once already for the bang out of order post you made in gc, I'd have banned you for that for at least a week, Mark is being kind IMO.

Knock it on the head, I'm really, really not in the mood to play being the fucking teacher this morning.

Oh come on Jon, it was a joke. He's started a thread and made a dig at me in case you hadn't noticed. Fine, but he's getting one back.

Lighten up.
 
Oh come on Jon, it was a joke. He's started a thread and made a dig at me in case you hadn't noticed. Fine, but he's getting one back.

Lighten up.
Wasn't a reeeeeeeeeeeeally a dig by dreamy

We all know you're going to wank over allen and chalkboard some stuffs
 
Oh come on Jon, it was a joke. He's started a thread and made a dig at me in case you hadn't noticed. Fine, but he's getting one back.

Lighten up.

Fair enough, but you can understand my confusion as it came immediately after you'd insulted someone elsewhere.

Anyway, it's over & done with now.
 
Fair enough, but you can understand my confusion as it came immediately after you'd insulted someone elsewhere.

Anyway, it's over & done with now.

After I'd been insulted first.

NOW WIULD YOU PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE LAST WORD FFS
 
I like your chalkboard stuff tbh. It's the best stuff you write when you do indepth analysis of a match, if you did that consistently after every match it'd be a great addition to the site imo.
 
I like your chalkboard stuff tbh. It's the best stuff you write when you do indepth analysis of a match, if you did that consistently after every match it'd be a great addition to the site imo.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

I got usurped by spider for most of last year. With him getting in first I mean, obviously not with the fucking bilge he was typing.

Ha! The thought.
 
We're not letting another thread descend into arguements

Opinions differ

We're done with squabbles

/issue
 
I promise I'll let it go if you will.

This is even boring me now.
A BREAKTHROUGH!

we're all here as liverpool fans (besides a couple of freaks), so lets just focus on the club and the season

Yo can hate another poster, but not drag down threads
 
See, first day of the season and we're all jovial


i hope to fuck we don't lose...
 
Oh, and I'd say this regardless of who started the thread... But "banter" is the worst word in the whole fucking world.

Top banter!

Reminds me of those soccer am cunts.

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PWOPER NAAWTY BAN'AAAA
 
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