The great midfield battle between Bentley and Rolls Royce
The Lucas Testimonial Game
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The great midfield battle between Bentley and Rolls Royce
Oh my, so it's OK to make fun of Lucas but not Hendo?
Mad that it's looking like I'm right about Hendo?
I'm with you on this Modo. Henderson is shit.
It's still early days, Mr V.
He can still turn it around, but in the end I just don't think I rate Henderson as a player.
We need to include all of the players who have managed to be around for ages longer than they should be, but no one is ever sure why
Mignolet
Kelly skrtel Agger Moreno
Pennant Lucas Allen El Zhar
Crouch Lambert
Mignolet
Kelly skrtel Agger Moreno
Pennant Lucas Allen El Zhar
Crouch Lambert
Well this is pretty sh*t thread Ross no?
Ross alluded to Gerrard's lineup involving a level of talent appropriate to his status in the game. Status being the key word not individuals he has played with.
On a side note, what better players has Lucas played with?
You thinking Neymar, Kaka here etc. Has Lucas played with Ronaldinho etc?
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Lucas has basically played with every top brazilian player from 2007 and onwards.
He won a bronze medal in the Olympics in 2008 with Ronaldinho.
Off the top of my head I'd say the best XI Lucas (including only brazilian players) has ever played with would be:
---------------------------Julio Cesar
Daniel Alves/Maicon----Thiago Silva-----Lucio------Marcelo
---------------------------Gilberto Silva/Melo
-----------------Kaka------------Ronaldinho
Neymar--------------Hulk------------------Robinho?
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Everyone leave Crouch alone. He was basically around maybe half a season longer than he was useful.
You're right but I couldn't think of who else. Put Babel in
I can think of a few games where Gerrard covered so much ground you'd swear there were two of him on the pitch.
I remember one game against Middlesbrough where the commentator mentioned that Gerrard was trying to get on the end of his own crosses.
Yeah, like Lucas often looks like he's trying to actually be the recipient of his own fouls.
Ten years. Ten. Fucking. YEARS.
Nobody will buy him in January. It will be eleven years. Then we'll hopefully be in the champions league and Klopp will want to keep a big squad for the following season. Twelve years. Then Lucas will be too old to get his 'big' move and be willing to stay on reduced wages. Thirteen years. It will never end for as long as he still draws breath.
I've skimmed through the thread so I can't tell if you're being tongue in cheek with this whole "Lucas has played with great players for Brazil" so figured I'd check for fear of being whooshed...
The more plausible explanation is that Lucas has hired a private detective to dig up the dirt on all his bosses, thus insuring his survival.
Gypsy curse. Liverpool cannot have success while lucas plays for us.
Lucas made the deal to see out his career at a big club, but as always with these gypsy curses... There was a twist! He would experience minimal to zero success
Crafty gypsy soothsayer
Lucas made the deal to see out his career at a big club, but as always with these gypsy curses... There was a twist! He would experience minimal to zero success
Crafty gypsy soothsayer
With a bit of coaxing, they might be able to get Havant & Waterlooville FC to provide the opposition.
The circle would then be complete.
Lucas could retire to a role on our coaching staff in preparation for the day he takes over as manager.
The circle would then be complete.
Lucas could retire to a role on our coaching staff in preparation for the day he takes over as manager.
Who is the fourth?
.... It's awful but I actually forgot Rodgers when I was working it out
Billy Connolly used to have a comedy routine about turds in British Rail toilets that you can't flush away - "Ye try tae batter it tae death wi' paper towels and this wee beige jobbie is still smilin' up at ye". Some might consider that an apt comparison in this case. I couldn't possibly comment.
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