THE ASHES

[FoxForceFive]

Got him!

 

[Ryan]

And there you have it.

 

[Red Astaire]

Happy days but I'm not fapping away just yet.

 

[Ryan]

Haddin should swing here. There's no point hoping a bunch of tail-enders don't get out.

 

[Ryan]

Quite how sons if you thought this would be nervy for England is beyond me.

You clearly haven't watched Australia play in the last 5 years.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Nice one. Come on England, two quick wickets so I can watch the motogp on the big screen as opposed to on the laptop next to the telly!

 

[Red Astaire]

Beautiful bowling.

 

[Red Astaire]

Quite how sons if you thought this would be nervy for England is beyond me.

You clearly haven't watched Australia play in the last 5 years.

I have actually. Watched 3 days at the SCG in 2011 - Nothing since then though. I'm naturally a bit of a pessimist that's all.

Make no mistake though. Siddle and Haddin can bat.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Cook you fu*king doughnut!

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Cook you fu*king legend!

 

[Red Astaire]

Cook you fu*king doughnut!

Oh really??? 😀

 

[FoxForceFive]

That catch made up for it alright.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Oh really??? 😀

Hahaha!

I think my little dig at him stung him into action.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Right then, who's getting nervous?

 

[Piedro]

Very nervous!

 

[Jürgen4PM]

37 to win............

 

[Ryan]

Can Finn bowl from both ends please?

 

[Jürgen4PM]

31 to win...................

 

[Ryan]

This is hilarious.

 

[Ryan]

Broad. Fcuking Stuart Broad.

This cunt's gonna take the wicket.

 

[Ryan]

How quiet have all you cunts gone by the way?

#sphinctertightening

 

[FoxForceFive]

This is fucking ridiculous.

Is it wrong to hope we get one of them with just 1 run to go?!

 

[Piedro]

Thought Haddin would have thrown his wicket away by now Ryan!

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Swann and Anderson are both off the field!

 

[Ryan]

Thought Haddin would have thrown his wicket away by now Ryan!

I give up mate, he's been sensational!

I still can't see them doing it, but they've put up some fight.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'll have another close up of her.

Took my mind of the score for a minute she did.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck!

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Bairstow misses a run out chance!

I am now officially cacking it!

 

[Ryan]

Ashes cricket.

As good as anything else in any other sport.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Bairstow you fu*king doughnut!