Stoke (A) - League Cup Semi (First Leg)

[Arn]

He had a quiet 10mins at the start of the half when I stopped slagging him off, but as soon as I started bitching again about his hair/height/general shitness he started playing well again

So that is why almost all of you moan at Lucas so much. Clever, very clever indeed.

Fucking hell.

 

[Leo]

Is Xherdan Shaquiri an actual proper dwarf? He's got that dwarfy look about him.

Yeah he even has that fat arse run that dwarves have.
It needs some Benny Hill music to do it justice.

 

[willby]

Benteke wins a header 😀

 

[Markeh]

bad feeling we look shattered

 

[Dreambeliever]

Or the revenant. Going to watch that myself this weekend I think.

Australia is always a few weeks behind everyone else for most releases 🙁

 

[FoxForceFive]

Australia is always a few weeks behind everyone else for most releases 🙁

*bites tongue*

 

[Mystic]

Haha, him waiting for it to go out for a throw in and it ends up being ours.

 

[Arn]

Excellent 25 yard hoof pass by Lucas.

 

[manwithnoname]

Australia is always a few weeks behind everyone else for most releases 🙁

And most things.

And more than a few weeks. Unless 1,000 counts as 'a few'

 

[i_rushie]

Ibe doesn't really know how to best utilise his pace.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Joe Allen does look like a hobbit it has to be said..

 

[Markeh]

fuck sake Kolo lol

 

[FoxForceFive]

Oh my good fucking God.

Kolo does his hammy.

 

[tombrown]

Ffs hammie #3

 

[6TimesaRed]

Kolo crocked

 

[Leo]

Poor Kolo.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

hammy #3

 

[Dreambeliever]

And most things.

And more than a few weeks. Unless 1,000 counts as 'a few'

I've just turned off the CL final we are 3-0 and Gerrard is playing Shite while Carra is getting owned.

 

[Wiberg]

Kolo is done. We have seen that face before...

 

[Grjt2]

In all honesty it's had no noticeable impact on his acceleration or turning circle

 

[Mamma Mia]

Kolo has been great

 

[FoxForceFive]

Put Can in at CB for the last few mins?

 

[Arn]

You do know that Lucas will most probably now play central defender in our next couple of games.

 

[Leo]

Kolo is done. We have seen that face before...

*inserts Kolo behind shower curtain pic*

 

[Rafiagra]

What a trooper Kolo is.

 

[6TimesaRed]

You do know that Lucas will most probably now play central defender in our next couple of games.

You better stock up on tissues

 

[Wiberg]

You do know that Lucas will most probably now play central defender in our next couple of games.

Pass the joint please...

 

[FoxForceFive]

I do love the fact commentators have to patronise the audience by explaining how two legged matches work.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Wow just wow.

Macca are any of the reserves or youths capable of stepping up?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yay full time.

Only three hamstring injuries too...