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Rubbish Transfer Rumours

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Tell me something I don't know.

He's scored 1 goal every 4 games this season, and hasn't actually scored in his last 11 games.

He'll fit right in.

Do you think he should play behind Borini or vice-versa?

Really excited for next season already.
 
We're so devoid and starved of success, that like the wanderer in the desert, when he spots any trace of water, immediately thinks he's found life, only to be disappointed after walking for miles to find it's only a mirage.

We've seemed to have lost the ability to discern between genuinely world-class, good, mediocre and plain shite.

Charlie Adam
Stewart Downing
Rickie Lambert
and countless more

We never seem to learn, do we ? Stop signing players for the sake of filling up the teamsheet.
 
Not a transfer rumour, but I suppose this is transfer-related-ish.

I mentioned in the Depay thread that this season's (young) striker crop is pretty weak. It's going to be very difficult to find one (let alone two) good young striker in the summer, given that other clubs will also be looking for them. Here's a list of the top 20 forwards (league goals only) in the top 5 European leagues aged 19 - 24, with 25 games or more played this season. Impossibles and very unlikely candidates crossed out in red, undesirables (because of our Serie A Italian purchase experience) crossed out in orange.

I'm still hopeful of us landing Vietto, but Griezmann has been linked with Chelsea, and if that happens, I'd expect Vietto to go to Atletico Madrid as a replacement. Of course, there's the option of looking for players outside the top 5 leagues, or those in an older age group.

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How about the list that did it the year before and see if any down seasons can be reasonably explained away?

Whatever, not like we aren't going to sign PL players who have just had good years. So Berahino, Charlie Austin and Leroy Fer. Fuck the negativity is rubbing off.

Just fucking get in a DOF. If Rodgers walks so be it, 10 million quid saved. He can't have been smart enough to put no DOF in his contract.
 
How about the list that did it the year before and see if any down seasons can be reasonably explained away?

It probably isn't a useful comparison, because some of these guys (e.g. Vietto, Dybala, Berahino) are either in their first season in 14/15, or the first season with serious minutes (i.e. 25 games or more). Some of the guys in the list below might be 25 in 14/15 so they drop out of the list I previously shared. Anyway, I've got the list for you, nonetheless. Same criteria - 19 to 24, 25 games or more. Also slim pickings but Griezmann is the obvious one that got away (hat tip to @Herr Onceared who I think wanted us to get him).

We've got two of these guys! 😀 🙁

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Just give up lads.

We're not gonna sign any of those strikers on that list. Divock is all you're gonna get.

Start planning and booking your hols for the summer instead. Go enjoy your holidays. Why fret over something we have no control whatsoever ?

*hopes with this sort of ninja pretend-i-dont-care approach, i'll be pleasantly surprised with a big summer signing*
 
So, some info on the guys in the 13/14 list that dropped out of the 14/15 list (league goals only):

Josip Drmic went to Leverkusen. 6 goals in 23 games.
Vincent Aboubakar went to Porto. 3 goals in 13 games there.
Lukaku made his move to Everton permanent. 9 goals in 33 games.
Mehmedi still in Freiburg. 2 goals in 25 games.
Welbeck of course went to the Gunners. 4 goals in 27 games.
Iturbe went to Roma. 1 goal in 23 games.
Simone Zaza stay at Sassuolo. 8 goals in 27 games.
Nelson Oliveira went to Swansea. 1 goal in 10 games.
Gianni Bruno went to Lorient. 2 goals in 28 games.
Muniain stayed at Bilbao. 1 goal in 25 games.
Cedric Bakambu went to Bursapor. 11 goals in 22 games.

So a lot of the guys in the 13/14 list went flat in 14/15 (including our own Borini and Balotelli). You can see why there's the caution about chasing guys coming off a good single season.
 
Lacazette, Benteke, Jackson Martinez, Vietto,

I can see us getting Jackson Martinez or Benteke.
 
I can't see us getting Martinez. He'd cost about 40m. Benteke is more realistic, but would still cost about 30.

Last year I was begging for us to sign Lacazette, but that ship has sailed now.
 
Yep its a shame 6CM doesn't run the transfers. Griezmann and Lacazette would have been signed last year.

I wouldn't mind kicking the tires on Iturbe, Abou and Drmic deals if we could get them cheap. I've never seen Drmic or Abou at all. But just there might be value in deals for those two.
 
this thread is not a subsubstitute for starting your own thread @studsup

If it's not a rumour it doesnt belong in this thread. And if this keeps happening, this thread will be locked in the same vein as random shite.
 
I agree with Ross here, I much prefer having separate threads, trawling through loads of pages to see who we're linked with is a ballache.
 
So you want redhorizon2 to start a new thread for every transfer rumour he finds in the Crawley Gazette?

He is still only warming up here, getting himself in training for the summer onslaught.
 
So you want redhorizon2 to start a new thread for every transfer rumour he finds in the Crawley Gazette?

He is still only warming up here, getting himself in training for the summer onslaught.

Nope. This is a thread for transfer rumours (i.e. players we are linked it). studsup was outlining potential players no? It's a bit different. Wait, have I been brainwashed by Ross.
 
Nope. This is a thread for transfer rumours (i.e. players we are linked it). studsup was outlining potential players no? It's a bit different. Wait, have I been brainwashed by Ross.
redhorizon2 started this thread back when it was called something like Shite Transfer Rumours. It has since been renamed and merged into a single transfer thread.
 
I agree with Ross here, I much prefer having separate threads, trawling through loads of pages to see who we're linked with is a ballache.

If we start a new thread for every player we're linked with - we'll have 4 pages of shite threads about players we've never heard of and will never hear of again.
 
If we start a new thread for every player we're linked with - we'll have 4 pages of shite threads about players we've never heard of and will never hear of again.


It wasn't a thread about a player we were linked with though. His post started with 'not a transfer rumour', pretty fair to say it doesn't belong in the transfer rumours thread?
 
It wasn't a thread about a player we were linked with though. His post started with 'not a transfer rumour', pretty fair to say it doesn't belong in the transfer rumours thread?
It's 2 separate issues.

They should probably have their own threads.
 
If we start a new thread for every player we're linked with - we'll have 4 pages of shite threads about players we've never heard of and will never hear of again.

If nobody posts in them they'll disappear..
 
And maybe when he gets the message he'll become more selective.

These things are like turds. I'll take a load of small easily flushable turds every day of the week over one big giant king Kong finger that hangs around and stinks the place out for weeks
 
And maybe when he gets the message he'll become more selective.

These things are like turds. I'll take a load of small easily flushable turds every day of the week over one big giant king Kong finger that hangs around and stinks the place out for weeks

.... but it's the stink bomb that everyone remembers.
 
So, some info on the guys in the 13/14 list that dropped out of the 14/15 list (league goals only):

Josip Drmic went to Leverkusen. 6 goals in 23 games.
Vincent Aboubakar went to Porto. 3 goals in 13 games there.
Lukaku made his move to Everton permanent. 9 goals in 33 games.
Mehmedi still in Freiburg. 2 goals in 25 games.
Welbeck of course went to the Gunners. 4 goals in 27 games.
Iturbe went to Roma. 1 goal in 23 games.
Simone Zaza stay at Sassuolo. 8 goals in 27 games.
Nelson Oliveira went to Swansea. 1 goal in 10 games.
Gianni Bruno went to Lorient. 2 goals in 28 games.
Muniain stayed at Bilbao. 1 goal in 25 games.
Cedric Bakambu went to Bursapor. 11 goals in 22 games.

So a lot of the guys in the 13/14 list went flat in 14/15 (including our own Borini and Balotelli). You can see why there's the caution about chasing guys coming off a good single season.

Indeed. And this is why, regardless that this isn't a popular opinion on 6CM, I would still like Falcao (United is a blip) or Higuain, proven goal-scorers season after season and not some single season wonder. Of course Lacazette and Firmino remain my top picks.
 
It's not just about proven goal scorers though- it's about proven goal scorers, that can plan in our system, have the right mentality, want to come to us and that we can afford.

It's not going to be a big list, is it?
 
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