Ribery

[SummerOnions]

ahaha

 

[ankreds]

Ribery ribery, we want you but we have to pay a high fee
ribery ribery, we like you but you look like ian dowie
ribery ribery, dont you see? stevie me wants you to play with he
ribery ribery, you play football more delicious than my mcflurry
ribery ribery, if you sign i might just let out a little bit of wee.
ribery ribery, you could help us get one step closer to history

*grabs coat*

 

[the_dude]

[quote author=ankreds link=topic=34628.msg903869#msg903869 date=1247237642]
Ribery ribery, we want you but we have to pay a high fee
ribery ribery, we like you but you look like ian dowie
ribery ribery, dont you see? stevie me wants you to play with he
ribery ribery, you play football more delicious than my mcflurry
ribery ribery, if you sign i might just let out a little bit of wee.
ribery ribery, you could help us get one step closer to history

*grabs coat*
[/quote]

oh dear

 

[Stulikesdrums]

[quote author=ankreds link=topic=34628.msg903869#msg903869 date=1247237642]
Ribery ribery, we want you but we have to pay a high fee
ribery ribery, we like you but you look like ian dowie
ribery ribery, dont you see? stevie me wants you to play with he
ribery ribery, you play football more delicious than my mcflurry
ribery ribery, if you sign i might just let out a little bit of wee.
ribery ribery, you could help us get one step closer to history

*grabs coat*
[/quote]


Boo.

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

Hickety, Ribery, Dock,
He'll kick you in cock,
He'll score one,
The Mancs are gone,
Hickety, Ribery, Dock.

Yeh...i'm a massie tit i knw. Soz..in a bit.

 

[refugee]

Has he signed yet?
* Clutches brand new Liverpool top with "Ribery" emblazoned across the back*

 

[keniget]

Bayern Munich president Karl-Heinz Rummenigge is optimistic that Franck Ribery will be at the club for the first game of the season.

The French playmaker has been the subject of persistent transfer speculation this summer, with Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool all linked with the star.

But Rummenigge believes the 26-year-old international with stay with the Bundesliga outfit beyond the summer.

He told Sport1: "The media should be very grateful as there has been no better subject than Franck Ribery and Bayern this summer.

"Our opinion has not changed in respect to Ribery. I am completely relaxed and I can say that from the start we have always felt that he would stay.

"I am optimistic that Franck will be with us for our first game of the season against Hoffenheim.

"Bayern has the last word and our view is very firm and we are not going to speak about this every day."

 

[Roger REDerer]

I wont believe till Ian Cotton says so.

 

[Halmeister]

I cant wait for the headline 'kops and ribbers'

 

[SaintGeorge67]

I think even glock will know before Ian cotton gets round to announcing it.

 

[Y1]

[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=34628.msg903659#msg903659 date=1247218399]
Awww Poor old Brendan, he so much wanted to use his "Daylight Ribbery" headline on here too, some other site will benefit now

regards
[/quote]

Haha, That would be Rubbery by stretching a point and elongating a rumour.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I saw Ribery in a Jerusalem synagogue today, and he told me (while wearing a yarmulka/kippah) he's signing for Liverpool.

 

[ibromurph]

[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=34628.msg904342#msg904342 date=1247340175]
I saw Ribery in a Jerusalem synagogue today, and he told me (while wearing a yarmulka/kippah) he's signing for Liverpool.
[/quote]

Unlikely. He's Muslim mate. Allahu Akbar.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

[quote author=ibromurph link=topic=34628.msg904344#msg904344 date=1247340553]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=34628.msg904342#msg904342 date=1247340175]
I saw Ribery in a Jerusalem synagogue today, and he told me (while wearing a yarmulka/kippah) he's signing for Liverpool.
[/quote]

Unlikely. He's Muslim mate. Allahu Akbar.
[/quote]

He's converting.