Pre match CL final vs Real Madrid

[Insignificance]

What sort of "Toys" are we talking about here?

No worse than it has been on telly. On deadline day....

 

[Frogfish]

If the kids have left toys out in the living g room & we're winning I dont let Bex tidy them away until the game's over. Just in case it makes a difference.

As obviously it will do.

Obviously it will. You put your foot down and keep it there.

You just can't change any shit at all during the match because we simply never know which one of us, and what change, would mess it all up !

 

[Frogfish]

If I'm heading home in the car to watch the game and we're winning or playing well, if the other team gets a goal or even starts putting us under sustained pressure I turn the telly off and revert to the radio. It is a tried and tested system with at least a 50% success rate.

You have a TV in your car ? Roller perchance ?

 

[Hansern]

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

If the kids have left toys out in the living g room & we're winning I dont let Bex tidy them away until the game's over. Just in case it makes a difference.

As obviously it will do.

So you tell her to tidy them away after the game's over?
And then what? You give her a slap and tell her to make you a sandwich?

 

[FoxForceFive]

So you tell her to tidy them away after the game's over?
And then what? You give her a slap and tell her to make you a sandwich?

Hahaha. No, I tell her to leave them.

She gets annoyed & tries to tell me that moving toys won't effect a load of people chasing a ball around.

I tell her to leave it anyway & then I tidy them away after the match.

 

[Oncy]

I do that kind of shit too. I suspect it means we're both on the spectrum somewhere.

No sir it means you are off the fucking spectrum

 

[Oncy]

I'm already on the 8 percent cider stuff. Been up since 4 trying to sort my life out. Failed again.

See you tomoz at Alexanderplatz. Giz a bell when you're near the station and I'll come find you. We need to go find some records I've bought for Rurik's mate on the other side of town. Don't worry. Several pint stops on the way. xxx

If ever you wanted evidence of what a fucking insular little website this is, here it is.
This shit is like Waco.

 

[Fabio]

 

[ILD]

 

[ILD]

Starting to feel like Lovren might score a goal in the final

Im backing him btw. We're gonna see that Lovren Slide.

 

[Hansern]

 

[Don_al_Trump]

I'll stupidly take the bait at those cunts at the BBC and make a half arsed guess at their starting 11 value and what it would go for if the said players were made available for transfer. Just their starting 11, not the 'squad value'.

Navas(32) - 20mill
Carvajal(26) - 40mill
Verane(25) - 60mill
Ramos(32) - 70mill
Marcelo(30) - 60mill
Casemiro(26) - 70mill
Modric(33) - 30mill
Kroos(28) - 70mill
Asensio(22) - 70mill
Bale - 70mill
Ronaldo - 80mill

That's about the 640mill straight off the bat just for the starting 11.

They're having a Giraffe with our £754mill

They used CIES Foorball Observatory

 

[Dreambeliever]

Im backing him btw. We're gonna see that Lovren Slide.

Ha yep me too

 

[peekay]

I'll take 50%. Bring your headphones so you can head the bog & listen on your phone on sat should it be needed.

If anyone leaves any toys out in the DRD I'll make sure they don't move them if we're winning.

If we are leading at half time and I have to pee, I hold myself and do not go to the rest room until the end of the game. I noticed while watching games a few years ago, that whenever I peed post half time, the opposition often equalized and went on to win the game. My bladder very nearly burst during the City quarter final first leg.

 

[FoxForceFive]

If we are leading at half time and I have to pee, I hold myself and do not go to the rest room until the end of the game. I noticed while watching games a few years ago, that whenever I peed post half time, the opposition often equalized and went on to win the game. My bladder very nearly burst during the City quarter final first leg.

Hahaha. My bladder is too weak for that. I'd just piss myself if I tried.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Safe to say it has started. Team bus has arrived

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Hahaha. My bladder is too weak for that. I'd just piss myself if I tried.

Worth it though lol

 

[MomoWASright]

Fuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk it’s been a slow week. Luckily it’s my last day in work before the long weekend. I’ve already set my out of office to be active from 3pm.

It’s signed off “allez, allez, allez” in big fuck off red letters.

EDIT - FFF - TO REMOVE SMALL FONT.

 

[tombrown]

Just about to leave for the airport to start the epic European voyage - Shannon - Manchester (meet up with Liverpool lot) - Copenhagen - Istanbul - Odessa - Kyiv, couple of long layovers, few nerve jangling tighter ones. Will either end up watching the match on an airport screen or get there & have my kidneys removed … whichever its a win win.

Plan to meet (or avoid) the brave few from here who are travelling, we've even got a WhatsApp group going that averages almost two messages a day!! (thank you PeterHague). Few other old friends to meet when I get there too, so whatever happens will have a buzz.

I'll judge next week whether I am too old for this shit now … and them promptly forget when I think of Madrid 2019

Hope the B team enjoy themselves too, try not to get barred from every pub in town.

 

[Insignificance]

Safe to say it has started. Team bus has arrived

You have to feel for the Manchester fans who will never see this as Jose decided to park the bus!!

 

[tombrown]

Or the Citeh fans who don't recognise it as its not shrouded in red smoke

 

[doctor_mac]

You have a TV in your car ? Roller perchance ?

Perhaps not clear. Listening to radio in car, watching telly in house.

 

[Insignificance]

Arctic Monkeys with all the family tonight dude. If we get in. Viagogo are ruthless.

How was the Monkeys? On form? Saw it was second show in Berlin that one!!

 

[MomoWASright]

The Reds depart Merseyside for Kiev on Thursday afternoon to begin the final stage of their preparations ahead of facing the holders.

Liverpool squad: Karius, Clyne, Van Dijk, Wijnaldum, Lovren, Milner, Firmino, Salah, Henderson, Klavan, Moreno, Mane, Lallana, Mignolet, Can, Robertson, Ings, Solanke, Phillips, Jones, Ward, Woodburn, Camacho, Alexander-Arnold.

After conducting a training session at Melwood in the morning, Klopp, his staff and the players had lunch before setting off for their flight from John Lennon Airport.

Upon touching down in the Ukrainian capital at around 7.30pm local time, the group will have dinner together at the hotel.

Liverpool will then train at the NSC Olimpiyskiy Stadium, the venue for the showpiece match against Real, on Friday evening.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Who's Phillips?

 

[tombrown]

Emre for the winner in 93rd minute

 

[ILD]

Hope the B team enjoy themselves too, try not to get barred from every pub in town.

Is Tiago Ilori getting a night out with the B team yet?

 

[tombrown]

B Team? Not until he's had at least one run out with the reserves ... still waiting

 

[Silver Sean]

This has fucked my nerves off for a bit. A good read too.

COYMR!!!!!!

https://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2018/05/liverpool-and-the-european-cup-nobody-does-it-like-us/