Palace Pre Match Thread

[jexykrodic]

You're going home in a fucking ambulance.

I've no idea why that came into my head. Just the way I feel s'pose.

One more why this or that? or I told you so post and I may have to stab a puppy.

 

[Brizzle]

My prediction

----------------Mignolet--------------
Johnson---Skrtel---Lovren---Moreno
----------------Gerrard----------------
------------Can-------Allen------------
----Sterling------------------Lallana
----------------Lambert---------------

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if that team smashes Palace for 6 or 7 goals and Lambo scores a hattrick ?

 

[themn]

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho 3m3 minutes ago
Rodgers says Jordan Henderson should be fit for Sunday's trip to Palace.

 

[Buddha]

I'm super confident on this. We're going to surprise everyone and click. 4-0.

 

[Modo]

My prediction:

--------------Mignolet

Johnson Skrtel Lovren Moreno
-------------Can--------Gerrard
-------------------Allen
Sterling-------------------Lallana
---------------Balotelli

 

[Buddha]

Will we ever play two up top again? I mean, it's Crystal fucking Palace managed by Neil fucking Warnock.

 

[Red Mullet]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if that team smashes Palace for 6 or 7 goals and Lambo scores a hattrick ?

More of a relief than hilarious, no?

 

[Frogfish]

After comments from BR on Henderson's availability and Lambert going to feature heavily in the upcoming games, I can see something like this if Balo is out :

---------------------------Mignolet

Manquillo ----- Skrtel ------ Lovren ---- Moreno

----------------------------------Gerrard
---------------- Henderson

Sterling -------------Coutinho ----------- Lallana

------------------------ Lambert

Jones, Johnson, Toure, Can, Lucas, Markovic, Borini

 

[Shadey]

A must 3 points v palace, I'd go with the starting eleven v Real Madrid. I'm sure suarez will be watching it through one of our streams..

 

[KingDing]

Balotelli is at the boxing so isn't in the squad.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Balotelli is at the boxing so isn't in the squad.

Me & my mate said that when we saw him earlier.

 

[Fabio]

Think we're gonna lose

 

[FoxForceFive]

My money's on a score draw (not real money, I don't have any, plastic toy till money).

 

[Ryan]

So who plays now that Carrolltelli is out injured, Borini? Oh joy.

We'll do well to get a point.

 

[rurikbird]

If we play with the same level of effort as we did vs Chelsea, we'll beat them. After 3 defeats in a row every game is a cup final and should be treated as such.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That's an impressive number of clichés in such a short post.

Well done.

 

[white-sox]

If Lambert starts he scores!

 

[white-sox]

Maybe two. And he's going to literally explode everywhere when he scores!

 

[FoxForceFive]

Maybe two. And he's going to literally explode everywhere when he scores!

No, he really isn't going to literally explode.

 

[Glen C]

Apparently the team is Mignolet; Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Enrique; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Markovic, Sterling, Lambert according to RAWK

 

[Comical Aly]

Apparently the team is Mignolet; Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Enrique; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Markovic, Sterling, Lambert according to RAWK

Oh my Christ.

 

[jexykrodic]

Apparently the team is Mignolet; Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Enrique; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Markovic, Sterling, Lambert according to RAWK

They also have:

Mignolet, Manquillo, Skrtel, Lovren, Johnson, Gerrard, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Borini, Lambert

I think they may be guessing, I'm guessing.

 

[white-sox]

No, he really isn't going to literally explode.

No he will literally explode, as in blow his load.

 

[C/O]

If Lambert starts he scores!

How do you know?

 

[gkmacca]

Apparently the team is Mignolet; Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Enrique; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Markovic, Sterling, Lambert according to RAWK

I thought Enrique was out with yet another knee problem??

 

[Shadey]

Feed the Lamb and he will score.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Feed the Lamb and he will score.

Gone from 75 million rated forward to a Grandad on the verge of drawing his pension for our goals..

#depressing. .

 

[Modo]

Apparently the team is Mignolet; Johnson, Skrtel, Lovren, Enrique; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Markovic, Sterling, Lambert according to RAWK

We'd lose.

They also have:

Mignolet, Manquillo, Skrtel, Lovren, Johnson, Gerrard, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Borini, Lambert

I think they may be guessing, I'm guessing.

We'd lose again.

 

[white-sox]

How do you know?

Feel it in my lymph nodes.