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It's Steve Coogan. Coogan had a number of characters, of whom Alan Partridge dominated. However he also performed as Paul Calf, a moronic Manchester City fan.
Is that character the one who used to talk about beating up students and his catchphrase was "bag of shite"?
 
If that tinfoil-hatted Manc bluenose is so confident about his source and really has lumped on, why do so each way, especially given that the odds against them winning it are quite short already?
 
They have the richest owner in the world.
They have the most expensive squad ever assembled.
They have the highest paid manager in club football.
They didn't pay for their stadium.
They are sponsored by a fucking country.

The should be favourites to win all four.
Luckily we're going to fuck them up.
 
How exactly do these two sentences combine in the same post...

There was a fantastic effort from the players last night in the game and they were very unlucky.


luke shaw played fantastically well last night and was the only player that can hold their head up from the game.


Even the fans are losing it.

HAHAHAH
 
How exactly do these two sentences combine in the same post...

There was a fantastic effort from the players last night in the game and they were very unlucky.


luke shaw played fantastically well last night and was the only player that can hold their head up from the game.


Even the fans are losing it.

The only possible explanation is that his stupidity is so exceptional it has developed its own radioactive isotope with a half-life so short he can get more stupid in the time it takes to formulate and type a single post
 
Delusional Dipper loving media wankfest in full swing yet again after a lucky win. Looks like all the Candlepool players are getting lessons from Salah about going down at the slightest brush from the opposition. It’s comical at times.
We should not be fearing them after what I watched v Leicester. Their verminous candle waving buffoons will no doubt be delirious.
 
I don't know if anyone has seen the blue moon thread about Liverpool 18/19 but it's unbelievable how much they hate us for stopping them winning the champions league the lies about how we were the same as them in the 60 s we only won anything because of the money from the footy pools is my favourite
 
Delusional Dipper loving media wankfest in full swing yet again after a lucky win. Looks like all the Candlepool players are getting lessons from Salah about going down at the slightest brush from the opposition. It’s comical at times.
We should not be fearing them after what I watched v Leicester. Their verminous candle waving buffoons will no doubt be delirious.

Yer ma's verminous.
 
TOMMY THE TANK sez: "Why on earth were so many Liverpool fans allowed into the home end today? They were literally walking round with pool tops on and had the temerity to celebrate loudly when the bin dippers scored; I think there was more of them in my block than spurs. Why do the stewards allow this. Its one thing losing and playing shit but to have those cunts celebrate in your end as well took the biscuit. The only spurs related cheer i even heard today was the Son fanboys when their hero came on. Everyone just needs to fuck off."

SAD BOY sez: "Yep, men walking around in Liverpool scarves on full display in the home section. Embarrassing"

AND

"So many ‘fans’ were sitting there filming the Liverpool end too when we were getting hammered. Like I said, embarrassing"
 
TOMMY THE TANK sez: "Why on earth were so many Liverpool fans allowed into the home end today? They were literally walking round with pool tops on and had the temerity to celebrate loudly when the bin dippers scored; I think there was more of them in my block than spurs. Why do the stewards allow this. Its one thing losing and playing shit but to have those cunts celebrate in your end as well took the biscuit. The only spurs related cheer i even heard today was the Son fanboys when their hero came on. Everyone just needs to fuck off."

SAD BOY sez: "Yep, men walking around in Liverpool scarves on full display in the home section. Embarrassing"

AND

"So many ‘fans’ were sitting there filming the Liverpool end too when we were getting hammered. Like I said, embarrassing"
That's some solid meltdown gold right there. I'll get mining. There was some proper divs on the Tottenham forum I had the pleasure of reading yesterday. 🙂
 
City fans were moaning about blocks of empty seats on Saturday, and I just heard from a city mate in his 50s who signed up for a free nightclass so he could get a student card, with which you can get all three CL group games for 36 quid, total. Apparently there are loads of them at it.

They haven't quite had the new wave of fans Chelsea got under similar circs.
 
City fans were moaning about blocks of empty seats on Saturday, and I just heard from a city mate in his 50s who signed up for a free nightclass so he could get a student card, with which you can get all three CL group games for 36 quid, total. Apparently there are loads of them at it.

They haven't quite had the new wave of fans Chelsea got under similar circs.
Probably cos United have already imported all the glory hunters into Manchester already
 
Yeah, there will have been a shagload of Londoners who previously followed manure or us or who just moved there who will have jumped on the Chelsea bandwagon. That's not going to happen in Manchester
 
TOMMY THE TANK sez: "Why on earth were so many Liverpool fans allowed into the home end today? They were literally walking round with pool tops on and had the temerity to celebrate loudly when the bin dippers scored; I think there was more of them in my block than spurs. Why do the stewards allow this. Its one thing losing and playing shit but to have those cunts celebrate in your end as well took the biscuit. The only spurs related cheer i even heard today was the Son fanboys when their hero came on. Everyone just needs to fuck off."

SAD BOY sez: "Yep, men walking around in Liverpool scarves on full display in the home section. Embarrassing"

AND

"So many ‘fans’ were sitting there filming the Liverpool end too when we were getting hammered. Like I said, embarrassing"

Ended up in a pub to watch the game between a lot of Spurs supporters. Man are they an angry bunch of dikcheads. In the end one of the guy jumped into my son and my nephew letting his frustration out….. Very hostile. Not as described here. Sure the red boys were a little provocative, especially since the Spurs fans were jumping at Firmino calling him a cheat. But in the end it all sorted out.
 
Ended up in a pub to watch the game between a lot of Spurs supporters. Man are they an angry bunch of dikcheads. In the end one of the guy jumped into my son and my nephew letting his frustration out….. Very hostile. Not as described here. Sure the red boys were a little provocative, especially since the Spurs fans were jumping at Firmino calling him a cheat. But in the end it all sorted out.
Did you have to go berserk?
 
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