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The auld fella sat by me at the match the other day says "Fucking mad how those two little black fellas Mane & Keita can run so fast with the ball". The fella next to him, also in his 70's says, with a completely straight & serious face "it's cos they evolved to chase after monkeys in the jungle".

Needless to say me & the other few people round us under the age of 60 all looked at him & each other in complete shock & bewilderment, the black fella a couple of rows in front just laughed at him & asked him if he wanted a banana to throw on the pitch.

I was just glad he took it so well. I half expected him to kick off.
Did no one say to him that doesn't explain how they can do it with the ball at their feet?

Unless he presumed they used to do with while attached to a ball and chain.
 
Did no one say to him that doesn't explain how they can do it with the ball at their feet?

Unless he presumed they used to do with while attached to a ball and chain.

How they transported the watermelon I'd wager
 
The auld fella sat by me at the match the other day says "Fucking mad how those two little black fellas Mane & Keita can run so fast with the ball". The fella next to him, also in his 70's says, with a completely straight & serious face "it's cos they evolved to chase after monkeys in the jungle".

Needless to say me & the other few people round us under the age of 60 all looked at him & each other in complete shock & bewilderment, the black fella a couple of rows in front just laughed at him & asked him if he wanted a banana to throw on the pitch.

I was just glad he took it so well. I half expected him to kick off.

Surely that's more likely to be the reason they're "so good at climbing trees"?
 
White men could never jump. Can't sprint either.

Funny how a dull thread is always livened up when the subject of race is introduced, like a dash of Tabasco.

Political correctness means that you aren't allowed to say that black people are better sprinters than white people, even though it is a fact that is staring us in the face. I have heard spokespeople from the race relations industry flatly deny it.

Their logic is that once you open the door to making comparisons, that would allow you to say black people are worse than white people at other things.

Like heading the ball.

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Adebayor. I fucking hate him, where's that dopey, lazy cunt these days? Still blaming his Mum's bad juju witchcraft for his poor form?
 
There's footage from 9/11 that disproves this.

Sure, if you ignore the fact that white men can't jump, which then disproves 9/11 as a false flag, as in it never happened, they were paid crisis actors and stunt men, fake news.
 
Surely that's more likely to be the reason they're "so good at climbing trees"?
Actually the question in response should have been has any human ever caught a monkey in a tree (I said caught not shot) ?! The human race would likely be extinct from all having starved to death if monkeys were ever a major food source.
 
Christian Benteke
Kenwyne Jones
Lukaku
Adebayor
Didier Drogba
Yakubu

Drogba and and benteke sure. The rest are average. I wouldn't say they had a powerful heading ability for their size and and height.....hardly hyypia or shearer. Kind of like crouch, he's pretty shit at heading for a guy his height.
 
Drogba and and benteke sure. The rest are average. I wouldn't say they had a powerful heading ability for their size and and height.....hardly hyypia or shearer. Kind of like crouch, he's pretty shit at heading for a guy his height.

I've already said that. He doesn't power the ball with his head. He donks it.
 
The "blacks can't head" theory is utter nonsense and the quarter Nigerian in me takes great offence. I'm contacting Lord Ouseley.
 
There's a couple of great Garcia headers missing in that video. I was there live to see that Suarez header.
 
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Drogba and and benteke sure. The rest are average. I wouldn't say they had a powerful heading ability for their size and and height.....hardly hyypia or shearer. Kind of like crouch, he's pretty shit at heading for a guy his height.
They are on the list of top scorers in the prem from goals by headers.
 
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