Well yeah but would a WUM know that?Berger had both of those
Did no one say to him that doesn't explain how they can do it with the ball at their feet?The auld fella sat by me at the match the other day says "Fucking mad how those two little black fellas Mane & Keita can run so fast with the ball". The fella next to him, also in his 70's says, with a completely straight & serious face "it's cos they evolved to chase after monkeys in the jungle".
Needless to say me & the other few people round us under the age of 60 all looked at him & each other in complete shock & bewilderment, the black fella a couple of rows in front just laughed at him & asked him if he wanted a banana to throw on the pitch.
I was just glad he took it so well. I half expected him to kick off.
Did no one say to him that doesn't explain how they can do it with the ball at their feet?
Unless he presumed they used to do with while attached to a ball and chain.
White men could never jump. Can't sprint either.White men can no longer jump
There's footage from 9/11 that disproves this.White men could never jump.
To be fair usually everything is comfortably in our reach.White men could never jump.
The auld fella sat by me at the match the other day says "Fucking mad how those two little black fellas Mane & Keita can run so fast with the ball". The fella next to him, also in his 70's says, with a completely straight & serious face "it's cos they evolved to chase after monkeys in the jungle".
Needless to say me & the other few people round us under the age of 60 all looked at him & each other in complete shock & bewilderment, the black fella a couple of rows in front just laughed at him & asked him if he wanted a banana to throw on the pitch.
I was just glad he took it so well. I half expected him to kick off.
White men could never jump. Can't sprint either.
I knew it didn't make sense, but that was the least offensive thing about it.Surely that's more likely to be the reason they're "so good at climbing trees"?
I knew it didn't make sense, but that was the least offensive thing about it.
I was more worried that the black dude nearby was gonna kick off, & I was more or less sat in between them.
I'm sure I'm not the first to mention this, but is this Hestu guy, actually Dreamy?
There's footage from 9/11 that disproves this.
Actually the question in response should have been has any human ever caught a monkey in a tree (I said caught not shot) ?! The human race would likely be extinct from all having starved to death if monkeys were ever a major food source.Surely that's more likely to be the reason they're "so good at climbing trees"?
Christian Benteke
Kenwyne Jones
Lukaku
Adebayor
Didier Drogba
Yakubu
Drogba and and benteke sure. The rest are average. I wouldn't say they had a powerful heading ability for their size and and height.....hardly hyypia or shearer. Kind of like crouch, he's pretty shit at heading for a guy his height.
I'm sure I'm not the first to mention this, but is this Hestu guy, actually Dreamy?
DB with a modified auto-correctDoubt it. Not nearly enough typos or emojis
Yes, you're quite right. That Suarez header was stonkingly good.There's a couple of great Garcia headers missing in that video. I was there live to see that Suarez header.
The "blacks can't head" theory is utter nonsense and the quarter Nigerian in me takes great offence. I'm contacting Lord Ouseley.
They are on the list of top scorers in the prem from goals by headers.Drogba and and benteke sure. The rest are average. I wouldn't say they had a powerful heading ability for their size and and height.....hardly hyypia or shearer. Kind of like crouch, he's pretty shit at heading for a guy his height.
Htats fnuny😀Doubt it. Not nearly enough typos or emojis
There's even a couple of darkies in that video to disprove Glen's theory.