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Hey @Hestu - Welcome to the forum. My name is RA and I particularly enjoy noshing massive cocks and sticking my toungue up peoples hoops (10% of the time) Let's have some fun! 🙂
Now tell me - Who do you prefer? Lucas or Berger? I know it's a big decision so do take your time. I mean chiselled looks or gorgeous hair? Choices Choices....
Now tell me - Who do you prefer? Lucas or Berger? I know it's a big decision so do take your time. I mean chiselled looks or gorgeous hair? Choices Choices....
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Rio was mixed race...doesn't count ;-).
Yeah like i said there have been some good ones but i bet you would struggle to make that list with black players over the last 5 years. Outside of Benteke im struggling. Origi, bertrand, clyne, delp, lingard(actually he's mixed isn't he), rashford, solanke, sterling, sturridge, welbeck, zaha are all average at best at heading a ball.
Bertrand, Clyne, Delph, Lingard and Solanke are all mixed aren’t they?
Game has changed though. We dont see much puntball nowadays. There arent any Shearer, Sutton, Sheringham, Fowlers etc anymore either.
You see less in the way of headed goals or booting it into a packed area.
Our best header right now is Virg - black
Uniteds is smalling - black
Chelseas is Rudiger - black
Arsenals.......ok they dont have one
Citys is Kompany - black
I dont think you thought this all the way through old friend.
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This reminds me of football commentary when African teams were first in the world cup, although it's evolved from "they don't understand defending" to a more acceptable "they play with such freedom and joy!", which both mean the same thing anyway.
Berger had both of those
White players who score a lot with their heads.
Durrrrrrr
I'm guessing good English strikers. There's only Kane and then...Defoe?
Virgil Van Dijk? He's Surinamese isn't he? How boss are the Surinamese at footy actually? The amount of truly great footballers of Surinamese origins is very impressive.
It's ok - It's a big decision. As I said take your time. 🙂
Fucking Sturridge you Zelda nonce
Im used to pretending he doesn't exist anymore.
Sutton wasn't a good English striker. He was fucking shit.
Maybe he means slightly old-fashioned strikers? if so, why include Sheringham, Sutton anf fucking God in the same list?
It's shit, he hasn't thought it through and I demand he retracts it.
"White players who can score headers"?! Is that what it was supposed to be?
This thread is quadraspazzed.
This thread is quadraspazzed.
Yes, Sutton was shit. People thought he was good because he was associated with Shearer for a while. But he was generally crap. And a big cheaty cunt.
Im saying no point saying black people nowadays dont head much when the game has changed and no one does.
You dont see strikers scoring a lot from headers, you dont see a lot of agricultural defending nowadays.
Except when you play United, Roy or Sam
So NOBODY can score headers anymore? That's where we are?
Apart from Peter Crouch.
Apart from Peter Crouch.
Though Peter Crouch should have been a lot better with his head than he was. Wasn't exactly scoring many bullet headers. More of a donk off his head, enabled because he's 12 foot tall.
He seemed to jump in a way where his head would be lower than it started when standing still
Donk hahaha
Smalling, van dijk and Kompany are all mixed race actually.
The auld fella sat by me at the match the other day says "Fucking mad how those two little black fellas Mane & Keita can run so fast with the ball". The fella next to him, also in his 70's says, with a completely straight & serious face "it's cos they evolved to chase after monkeys in the jungle".
Needless to say me & the other few people round us under the age of 60 all looked at him & each other in complete shock & bewilderment, the black fella a couple of rows in front just laughed at him & asked him if he wanted a banana to throw on the pitch.
I was just glad he took it so well. I half expected him to kick off.
White men can't jump. Anymore.
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