Other forum meltdown watch
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Hahaha!
Don't do it.
When I was in school (6th form) there was a girl’s dad who I think was in his 70s.
I remember at the time having a sense of respect for him to have been going at it full pelt with the wife at such an age.
I remember at the time having a sense of respect for him to have been going at it full pelt with the wife at such an age.
I knew a guy who's dad was really old, when his little sister was born the dad was something like 74 years old.
Almost 39 and two kids under two. I know that's not the most demanding scenario posted in this thread but I just wanted to join in.
You obviously don’t know how to watch football. The Ref has been a fuckwit all game. Always in the way of City trying to pass around the final third. Even Silva has told him to get out of the way at least twice. All the little fouls for Lyon are allowed to be taken quickly but none of ours have been taken quickly. A friend of mine who is a very good standard Ref said this is a way a Ref can bias a game without having to get big decisions wrong. It’s very subtle but very effective to break rhythm up
That's more like it. Back on track.
There must be something about Manchester that causes its inhabitants to believe in conspiracy theories. I went to school with a guy who grew up there and he believes all the theories. ALL. OF. THEM.
Oh you poor bugger ! Your fifties & sixties are the decades where you get to enjoy life, sex & travel without hassle.
People been telling you to f*ck off, have they, Froggy? 😛
63, no kids but have done the "father of the bride" bit twice - once for my sis when she got married, and once for my cousin's wife when her dad was too ill to travel to the wedding.
- You're assuming he was going full pelt.
- You're assuming she was his !
Realistic middle-aged models now too.This thread has went from us laughing at other fans' meltdowns to us having a meltdown about our age and how many kids we have.
We'll all be shopping here soon:
Man I look in the mirror and I love the loss of 35+kgs and the short cropped salt & pepper beard .... unfortunately young ladies (that means anyone under 45 for me !) don't seem to reciprocate that admiration.
Ahaha hahahahaha!
Judge Jules not being a ‘wise Dad’ in real life seems such a waste, however if it’s any consolation I think of you as my 6cm Dad.
Well, you and Portly.
And Rosco
Fuck me, that is some weapons-grade, highly-evolved conspiracy theory insanity.
Almost impressive, if it wasn’t so hilarious
Obviously none of you would replace my actual Dad, who is easily the best person I’ve ever met.
However, he is an Evertonian.
And that is, as we all know, a genetic defect that can be passed down or skip generations.
However, he is an Evertonian.
And that is, as we all know, a genetic defect that can be passed down or skip generations.
Have you had a DNA test?
This is an oxymoron
Wait .. what? You're meant to have sex in your 50s???
Best put that on my to-do list, just below redecorating the downstairs loo.
These days you pretty much have to redecorate the downstairs loo first anyway.
I dunno whether to respect or pity you people in 40s and 50s having kids now. I wouldn't have the energy or patience. If I found out my bird was pregnant now one of us would have to go. I've done my bit, and was happy my youngest left today for uni, even factoring in the blubbering from her and the existential crisis that will unfold in both our personal and lives and marriage.
36 with 6 year old and 20 month.
I think I could handle the nappies and sleepless nights, teething etc not sure I could deal with the post natal depression my wife suffered with both kids.
Life plan
Ensure house mortgage is done n kids ready to fly nest at18 and retire by 55
I think I could handle the nappies and sleepless nights, teething etc not sure I could deal with the post natal depression my wife suffered with both kids.
Life plan
Ensure house mortgage is done n kids ready to fly nest at18 and retire by 55
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