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Oh it's a Grand Old Team to support!


"Librarian" seems to have suffered recent head trauma

I seen a movie where this team was shocking, I mean even worse that us on Sunday and they managed to turn it around big time in the end and beat the snot outta this other team whose captain was a real jerk.

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I literally snotted all over myself reading that in an explosive laugh gone wrong.
 
GOT is a fucking goldmine.

Miles better than The Fume or Spazcafe, partly because they have a few decent, funny posters, who could almost grace this place, but mainly because they are usually only a hairs breadth away from yet another insane meltdown, and the overall mood is one of grim despondency and fatalism.
 
Oh it's a Grand Old Team to support!

I can once again browse (limited page views only) the blasted wastelands of my favourite non-Liverpool forum, so I thought I'd pop in and see if the "pinch me it's really happening" Ancelotti-inspired optimism has abated somewhat, following the successive defeats against City and us, or that they have been seen as mere blips, and nothing to worry about really, it's all a work in progress.
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I would suggest trying to browse in “incognito” mode to bypass the limited post you can read but knowing that you’re a bit of a technophobe I won’t.
 
I would suggest trying to browse in “incognito” mode to bypass the limited post you can read but knowing that you’re a bit of a technophobe I won’t.

I'm not sure technophobe is right. I'm not scared of technology, and I don't avoid it, I'm just fucking useless.

I don't know how to browse "incognito" is what I'm saying. I shall google it at once, though.
 

I thought Mr. Brazil was very pro City today saying that Pep has been a better manager than Fergie and also criticising United for not selling out for the game tonight.

Don't get drawn in, it's a trick to get us to listen again.
 
GOT is a fucking goldmine.

Miles better than The Fume or Spazcafe, partly because they have a few decent, funny posters, who could almost grace this place, but mainly because they are usually only a hairs breadth away from yet another insane meltdown, and the overall mood is one of grim despondency and fatalism.
I'm loving 'the librarian'. He just made me snot again

We’re an utter disgrace.

As punishment I’ve punched myself in the sack & I feel much better for it.

But also much, much worse.
 
I'm loving 'the librarian'. He just made me snot again

I know I should never be surprised really, but I was a bit taken aback just how badly the Bitters have taken the derby defeat. I mean, it's just the FA cup, right? Carlo's still there, right? It's not like he's had much chance to make any huge improvements, so the expectation - even with some positive results - seems a little OTT.

But it seems to have cored out their very souls. I first noticed it during the match - loads of them there....but almost silent after half-time. And The Echo player ratings were the worst I've ever seen (2s and 3s everywhere), and the writer was apoplectic. It was far, far worse than the 5-2 result, which was a proper thrashing. And they haven't won at Anfield for about 100 years, so really, what the fuck?

Perhaps it's the realisation that not even Don Carlo can fix this quickly, despite early, raised hopes (inevitably dashed). The reserve/ youth team nature of the Liverpool side obviously didn't help, given that it further raised hopes and in some cases made them slight favourites?! The non-performance of players they LOVE to hate, like Snide and Gylfi, added fuel to the flames, but the backlash has been very extreme.

ie hilarious.
 
Why did Ancelotti take the job? 11 million a year helps but surely he knew it was a dead end job. Did I hear his son was also hired in a coaching capacity? Maybe that explains it.
 
Why did Ancelotti take the job? 11 million a year helps but surely he knew it was a dead end job. Did I hear his son was also hired in a coaching capacity? Maybe that explains it.
Maybe he thought this would be a nice place to wind down, take the money, with appreciative undemanding punters who'll get behind him. I really hope so. He's going to be as miserable as the Goodison faithful before long.
 
Adrian Durham is the biggest baiter of hooks in the history of radio. I've actually come to admire him for it. It is a totally contrived piss-take.

He's an absolute bellend of a shock jock. I thought at first he was just talking shit to get people to call in and argue with him to increase the listening figures, but I now believe he actually means the majority of rubbish he comes out with. As soon as someone has him on the ropes he cuts them off or mutes them so he can finish his ridiculous side and doesn't let them retort.
 
Maybe he thought this would be a nice place to wind down, take the money, with appreciative undemanding punters who'll get behind him. I really hope so. He's going to be as miserable as the Goodison faithful before long.
Someone should advise him to put out a valentines tweet on Feb 14th to all Ev fans, with a picture of a big RED heart.
 
We are cheats which a history of cheating right from the top.

[article]First as a bit of background: In Baseball the catcher makes signals to the pitcher about what kind of throw to make. Clearly the batsman cannot see what is being planned. It is simply called signals.
In 2017 Houston Astros were found guilty of cheating by 'stealing signals' from opponents, it was done using technology. Alex Cora was their 'Bench Coach' for Houston.
In 2018 the Boston Red Sox hired him as their manager, that year they won the title but are now under investigation for..... stealing signals.
If you don't know, the owners of the Red Sox own Liverpool who decided to recruit a number of staff from Manchester City. Shortly after they illegally accessed Citys database and used the information obtained to buy players. Put simply they cheated.

But people will say LiVARpool not bent.
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We are cheats which a history of cheating right from the top.

[article]First as a bit of background: In Baseball the catcher makes signals to the pitcher about what kind of throw to make. Clearly the batsman cannot see what is being planned. It is simply called signals.
In 2017 Houston Astros were found guilty of cheating by 'stealing signals' from opponents, it was done using technology. Alex Cora was their 'Bench Coach' for Houston.
In 2018 the Boston Red Sox hired him as their manager, that year they won the title but are now under investigation for..... stealing signals.
If you don't know, the owners of the Red Sox own Liverpool who decided to recruit a number of staff from Manchester City. Shortly after they illegally accessed Citys database and used the information obtained to buy players. Put simply they cheated.

But people will say LiVARpool not bent.
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I actually think it is a fair assesment. It is just a week or so since we out Milner on 1 minute before we were awarded a penalty. Must be cheating of the highest order.
 
We are cheats which a history of cheating right from the top.

[article]First as a bit of background: In Baseball the catcher makes signals to the pitcher about what kind of throw to make. Clearly the batsman cannot see what is being planned. It is simply called signals.
In 2017 Houston Astros were found guilty of cheating by 'stealing signals' from opponents, it was done using technology. Alex Cora was their 'Bench Coach' for Houston.
In 2018 the Boston Red Sox hired him as their manager, that year they won the title but are now under investigation for..... stealing signals.
If you don't know, the owners of the Red Sox own Liverpool who decided to recruit a number of staff from Manchester City. Shortly after they illegally accessed Citys database and used the information obtained to buy players. Put simply they cheated.

But people will say LiVARpool not bent.
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Sez who? If this is true why haven't they sued the @rse off our owners?
 
We paid City £1m after allegedly hacking into their Scout7 software. Basically the staff members we hired they didn't change their passwords. It was back in 2012/2013. It was all over the news
 
True indeed. Never thought I'd see the day when I despised City fans more than I do their Salfordian c(o)unterparts, but it's getting harder not to these days.

Bravo to Ole. First he arrives on a golden sky with legend status and give them real hope about being out of their 6 year misery. Then he drive them further down the drain. . To where they are irrelevant on and off the pitch.
 
Oh it's a Grand Old Team to support!

I can once again browse (limited page views only) the blasted wastelands of my favourite non-Liverpool forum, so I thought I'd pop in and see if the "pinch me it's really happening" Ancelotti-inspired optimism has abated somewhat, following the successive defeats against City and us, or that they have been seen as mere blips, and nothing to worry about really, it's all a work in progress.

Let's take a look at one of the top threads and see!

Everton's Players: how disgusted with them are you right now?

This does not bode well.
But wait, there's a poll! Let's go with cold, hard data, rather than subjective hyperbole. What are those numbers?

97.3% Disgusted
2.7% Not disgusted


OK then, pretty conclusive. But why? Well, The Athletic (that sports website which poached a whole load of big-name journos from the national press and charge a subscription fee to read it) has apparently posted a story claiming that there was a bit of a....er...contretemps...in the Bitters dressing room at half-time, with Big Dunc and Carlo rather displeased about the performance, singling out a few "senior" players. A few of whom politely disagreed, and seemed to point the finger at Don Carlo's tactics instead.

Yes, really.

This, to put it mildly, has not gone down well on Grand Old Team, who are usually patient types, quite slow to anger.

I legitimately hate them all. I don't use the word hate lightly here, I 100% mean it

Golly. But this poster is not alone, fellow Forumite "the binman chronicles "also thinks everything is rubbish:

Way past disgust and anger, I'm disappointed and can't bear to look at them. I don't know if I'll ever be able to love them again.

Luckily, not everyone is disgusted.

I was disgusted by most of them a long time ago, largely replaced by apathy and fatigue unfortunately.

Yes, that's much better. But what does Carlo need to change?

His underpants - what a state they must be in after that terrifying experience

The last 25 years.

Its like Groundhog day, another rebuilding job. Maybe we should start with sacking Unsworth

"Brieverton" takes a more measured, methodical approach:

He needs to change one player at a time with someone worthy of the shirt. And what we pay for them.
He needs to do it about 18 times


But how much can he really change? Some are unsure about his options.

He's not exactly spoilt for choice, he'll just be swapping a turd for another turd.

As ever, not everyone is in the mood for serious football discussion...

I think he should change gender

His job . Quickly. While he still retains some respect for his achievements. Before he has been Evertoned.
The process has already begun. Get out while you can Carlo!


If I was Carlo, I’d change clubs, he’s on a hiding to nothing here
if not change his browsing favourites to GoT as there’s so many experts in here


Others break down the problems into more manageable chunks, which is very thoughtful:

Mentality
Midfield
Desire
Team spirit
Pace
Physicality
Clinical


"Librarian" seems to have suffered recent head trauma

I seen a movie where this team was shocking, I mean even worse that us on Sunday and they managed to turn it around big time in the end and beat the snot outta this other team whose captain was a real jerk.

Lots of work to do then, Don Carlo. But it wouldn't be a GOT update with a little look at my favourite divisive figure in the Bitter fanbase, everyone's favourite skater-boy cool scally....TOM DAVIES. What's the latest on Tom, then? Does he just need a run in the team?

I would give Tom zero more games and thus stop this incessant stream of excuses for his inability to pass, shoot or do anything one might expect of a PL midfielder

He's surely a better bet than "Sniderlin" or whatever nickname poor old Siggy has got? SURELY?

He’s crap but he isn’t Schneiderlin/Sigurdsson/Delph levels of crap.

All the stuff his fans say he does are myths, you see people saying he doesn’t hide, puts more effort in than others and creates chances by playing 1-2s around the box all of which are untrue.
He’s an awful footballer and I really can’t see how people see otherwise.


Wears his socks dead low though lads

He is always one step behind everyone else. That's okay if you have great reactions but he hasn't. His passing is woeful too , oh and his fitness is questionable

And with that, my limited views of threads was over! A bientot!
Just want to say - this is some of your best work ever on this site. It is a shame their "cyber security" caught you while conducting some valuable piss take intelligence gathering.
 
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