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Isn’t it, Rosco calls Suarez a racist while Moron goes home and jerks off to a photo of Virgil Van Dyke?
I thought everyone jerks off to a photo of VVD ?
As far as I'm concerned, if VAR was in place, we could have won at least 2 titles by now (if not 3) and had an unbeaten season to boot.
Both titles went to City. (the 3rd to United)
And in all those seasons, we had shite calls go against us at their place. So it's rich for them to be complaining about corruption. Of all people, the cheek. With their billion dollar, FFP dodging, squad.
I don't give a fuck how many people cry foul play to be honest. Hell, I don't care if fucking Michael Oliver taps one in at the Kop end on the final day, for us to win the league with the last kick. If we win it, we win it and I've already prepared my twitter response to all the crying rivals out there. I already know my action points on confirmation of a 19th league title:
First it will be a simple twitter statement looking to fish, tagging all the usual LFC haters out there:
"I am so glad VAR has finally been brought in and we've had the fairest competition we've ever had in football.
You see, Liverpool fans were right all along. In the first season VAR was brought into CL, Liverpool won the CL. In the first season VAR was brought into the Premier League, Liverpool won the Premier League. Coincidence? I think not. Liverpool were cheated out of 3 titles and finally VAR has confirmed it."
Then I will produce that "fantasy" table from a year ago or two, which stated that Liverpool had the most decisions go against them in the PL that year and lost the most points due to poor officiating.
Then I will repost the video of Gomes getting the ball against a tumbling Carrick, to give United a pen, which helped them comeback against Spurs from 2-0 down, in 2008/2009, when their arses were twitching and we had a chance to go level with them on points (with a superior GD). "If only VAR existed in 2008/9".
Then I will repost the videos of Sterling goal at the Etihad when we should have beaten City under Rodgers. A game I remember for a tremendously biased performance from Greater Manchester referee, Lee Mason."If only VAR existed in 2013/4"
Then I will repost Kompany's red card challenge on Salah from last year, when Mo would have been CLEAN through on goal. Probably add a *wondering* emoji with it with the line. "If only VAR existed in 2018/9"
Perhaps i'll add D.Silva's red card challenge against Leicester last year in their final home game which effectively won them the league. For a bit of added salt and pepper
Then I will wait.
I will wait for the inevitable Blue/Red/White/*Insert every other team's colour here* FUME. I don't know when it will come; but it will come. It will come from far and wide. From places I've never heard of. People I've never met.
And I will welcome it. I will embrace it. I will collate it all.
All that energy, all those tears, all the frustration, all the whining from rival fans.
And i will download it all onto my local C drive in a folder titled "Tears"; mind you, I might have to delete some old porn files to have enough space on my hard drive.
I will then proceed to insert my intravenous USB cable and inject all those Tears into my fucking veins.
Probably best to do it overnight, whilst I sleep.
I will then be *re-energised* for another day of trolling Twitter, Redcafe, Bluefume, Arsenalmania, Shed-end. Bitter-end. Hell, wherever the wind blows, wherever takes my fancy that day.
I will Billy-Big-Bollocks WALK my way onto their forum, with tremendous arrogance and swagger, like we had won the PL title 10 years in a row and give them a friendly, daily, reminder of who are now the Champions of England.
You see that dread, that fear that they are now all feeling "should Liverpool win it". That talk about how "Liverpool fans will never shut up about it" and how "every PL club must prevent Liverpool winning it at all costs". Some even going as far as saying that they might just have to "give up football"?
Well, I want to live up to all those fears they've had over the years. It just wouldn't be fair to them all, if we don't live up to that dread; you know their worst nightmare. It's a spiritual obligation to troll them.
And so, there will be GIFs. GIFs aplenty.
Of Jurgen's grinning nashers and over exuberant celebrations, of the boys celebrating last minute goals, of Pep going nuts on the touchline, of Sterling throwing another sissy fit, of Ole at the wheel, of Fergie in a wheelchair, of Kloppage time, of all the supposed controversial decisions that have went our way, and of course, of us celebrating lifting the PL trophy. Gwan Hendo. Do your thing boi. Dab on those haters.
wry smile
Oh, it will be delicious.
Just another 6 month to go. Over to you boys.
Both titles went to City. (the 3rd to United)
And in all those seasons, we had shite calls go against us at their place. So it's rich for them to be complaining about corruption. Of all people, the cheek. With their billion dollar, FFP dodging, squad.
I don't give a fuck how many people cry foul play to be honest. Hell, I don't care if fucking Michael Oliver taps one in at the Kop end on the final day, for us to win the league with the last kick. If we win it, we win it and I've already prepared my twitter response to all the crying rivals out there. I already know my action points on confirmation of a 19th league title:
First it will be a simple twitter statement looking to fish, tagging all the usual LFC haters out there:
"I am so glad VAR has finally been brought in and we've had the fairest competition we've ever had in football.
You see, Liverpool fans were right all along. In the first season VAR was brought into CL, Liverpool won the CL. In the first season VAR was brought into the Premier League, Liverpool won the Premier League. Coincidence? I think not. Liverpool were cheated out of 3 titles and finally VAR has confirmed it."
Then I will produce that "fantasy" table from a year ago or two, which stated that Liverpool had the most decisions go against them in the PL that year and lost the most points due to poor officiating.
Then I will repost the video of Gomes getting the ball against a tumbling Carrick, to give United a pen, which helped them comeback against Spurs from 2-0 down, in 2008/2009, when their arses were twitching and we had a chance to go level with them on points (with a superior GD). "If only VAR existed in 2008/9".
Then I will repost the videos of Sterling goal at the Etihad when we should have beaten City under Rodgers. A game I remember for a tremendously biased performance from Greater Manchester referee, Lee Mason."If only VAR existed in 2013/4"
Then I will repost Kompany's red card challenge on Salah from last year, when Mo would have been CLEAN through on goal. Probably add a *wondering* emoji with it with the line. "If only VAR existed in 2018/9"
Perhaps i'll add D.Silva's red card challenge against Leicester last year in their final home game which effectively won them the league. For a bit of added salt and pepper
Then I will wait.
I will wait for the inevitable Blue/Red/White/*Insert every other team's colour here* FUME. I don't know when it will come; but it will come. It will come from far and wide. From places I've never heard of. People I've never met.
And I will welcome it. I will embrace it. I will collate it all.
All that energy, all those tears, all the frustration, all the whining from rival fans.
And i will download it all onto my local C drive in a folder titled "Tears"; mind you, I might have to delete some old porn files to have enough space on my hard drive.
I will then proceed to insert my intravenous USB cable and inject all those Tears into my fucking veins.
Probably best to do it overnight, whilst I sleep.
I will then be *re-energised* for another day of trolling Twitter, Redcafe, Bluefume, Arsenalmania, Shed-end. Bitter-end. Hell, wherever the wind blows, wherever takes my fancy that day.
I will Billy-Big-Bollocks WALK my way onto their forum, with tremendous arrogance and swagger, like we had won the PL title 10 years in a row and give them a friendly, daily, reminder of who are now the Champions of England.
You see that dread, that fear that they are now all feeling "should Liverpool win it". That talk about how "Liverpool fans will never shut up about it" and how "every PL club must prevent Liverpool winning it at all costs". Some even going as far as saying that they might just have to "give up football"?
Well, I want to live up to all those fears they've had over the years. It just wouldn't be fair to them all, if we don't live up to that dread; you know their worst nightmare. It's a spiritual obligation to troll them.
And so, there will be GIFs. GIFs aplenty.
Of Jurgen's grinning nashers and over exuberant celebrations, of the boys celebrating last minute goals, of Pep going nuts on the touchline, of Sterling throwing another sissy fit, of Ole at the wheel, of Fergie in a wheelchair, of Kloppage time, of all the supposed controversial decisions that have went our way, and of course, of us celebrating lifting the PL trophy. Gwan Hendo. Do your thing boi. Dab on those haters.
wry smile
Oh, it will be delicious.
Just another 6 month to go. Over to you boys.
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I like your style, sir !
Really nice post. What those City "supporters" don't realize is that the way their team plays means that that they are more susceptible than any other team to experience VAR decisions going against them. They overload the opposition box with their players like no other team, and often standing in line (or trying to) in the space between the last defenders, and with that laser thing that VAR uses - it will mean a high probability that they will be caught offside.
Yes - maybe like LFC, he has already secured that title.
The greatest post in 6cm history
Not much on here from any Leicester forums. My waking nightmare at this point is that we ultimately lose the league to Leicester - and Rodgers wins the league before we do. You couldn’t make that shit up. Even though I just did.
Haha ! Awesome. Don't forget us doing the 'Treble' : WCC, CL and PL .. happy dreams.
Ah Jesus, we've got to fucking win it now after Ibromurph's post.
We won't, though.
We won't, though.
Right I get at least one hall pass on Keita after this post!
Right I get at least one hall pass on Keita after this post!
I’d have given you a like for the first half of the post.
Seem like the jury is still out on Harry Maguire over at Red Cafe:
-I really don’t know how we managed to pay £80 million for him. The reason why he is our captain is because we spent so much on him.
-Right now he doesn't deserve his place over Tuanzebe imo
-People are giving Lindelof a lot of shit this season but for me Maguire has had been more obviously suspect than Lindelof has. Obviously never going to be dropped given the financial outlay on him though
-Nobody expected Maguire to look like an £80m player because he simply isn't one. There are very few defenders on the planet worth that amount of money and Harry Maguire is certainly not one of them. But so far, he's not even looking like a 40m defender to me.
-Has put on some really shite performances this season, but gets away with it because he's a nice guy and a new signing. 80m worth of average. Leicester are laughing their arses off.
-[bcolor=#fafafa]He's a solid, upper-midtable PL player who you'd be happy to have as a squad player in a top team if he came through your academy or if you could get him for a good price. Instead, he's one of the most expensive transfers in the history of the sport playing for one of the highest-profile clubs in the world, and he's never, ever going to live up to that billing[/bcolor]
[bcolor=#fafafa][bcolor=#fafafa][bcolor=#fafafa][bcolor=#fafafa] It's Lukaku all over again.[/bcolor][/bcolor][/bcolor][/bcolor]
-[bcolor=#fafafa]So have we improved defensively with the £130 million signings? Have we feck. I'm fuming at this the most, we could have strengthened the midfield instead.[/bcolor]
[bcolor=#fafafa]-What a scam Leicester ran on us[/bcolor]
[bcolor=#fafafa]-It bothers me that’s he’s been handing the captaincy when he’s barely been at the club a few months and he’s been shit for most of it.[/bcolor]
-Wasn't a fan of his signing in the summer, he's as mobile as an oil tanker and his passing is actually trash. Leicester sure saw us coming alright.
If it was up to me, i would never have signed the overpriced swell head.
-Maguire is a decent CB nothing more. Never an £80m player.
As for Wan Bissaka......he gets a nose bleed when he gets the ball. He can defend but for £50m you need more than that.
-I think he is a decent CB but Leicester robbed us.
In Austria there is a law that in case you buy something and later it turns out that you paid more than double the worth of what the object of the purchase is really worth you can ask for reversing the deal.
-Right now he doesn't deserve his place over Tuanzebe imo
-People are giving Lindelof a lot of shit this season but for me Maguire has had been more obviously suspect than Lindelof has. Obviously never going to be dropped given the financial outlay on him though
-Nobody expected Maguire to look like an £80m player because he simply isn't one. There are very few defenders on the planet worth that amount of money and Harry Maguire is certainly not one of them. But so far, he's not even looking like a 40m defender to me.
-Has put on some really shite performances this season, but gets away with it because he's a nice guy and a new signing. 80m worth of average. Leicester are laughing their arses off.
-[bcolor=#fafafa]He's a solid, upper-midtable PL player who you'd be happy to have as a squad player in a top team if he came through your academy or if you could get him for a good price. Instead, he's one of the most expensive transfers in the history of the sport playing for one of the highest-profile clubs in the world, and he's never, ever going to live up to that billing[/bcolor]
[bcolor=#fafafa][bcolor=#fafafa][bcolor=#fafafa][bcolor=#fafafa] It's Lukaku all over again.[/bcolor][/bcolor][/bcolor][/bcolor]
-[bcolor=#fafafa]So have we improved defensively with the £130 million signings? Have we feck. I'm fuming at this the most, we could have strengthened the midfield instead.[/bcolor]
[bcolor=#fafafa]-What a scam Leicester ran on us[/bcolor]
[bcolor=#fafafa]-It bothers me that’s he’s been handing the captaincy when he’s barely been at the club a few months and he’s been shit for most of it.[/bcolor]
-Wasn't a fan of his signing in the summer, he's as mobile as an oil tanker and his passing is actually trash. Leicester sure saw us coming alright.
If it was up to me, i would never have signed the overpriced swell head.
-Maguire is a decent CB nothing more. Never an £80m player.
As for Wan Bissaka......he gets a nose bleed when he gets the ball. He can defend but for £50m you need more than that.
-I think he is a decent CB but Leicester robbed us.
In Austria there is a law that in case you buy something and later it turns out that you paid more than double the worth of what the object of the purchase is really worth you can ask for reversing the deal.
I have braved the treacherous, filth-encrusted fields of the Grand Old Team Forum once again, and even by their standards, the current mood is more poisonous than a gas-filled trench in Ypres. So here's a quick "Manager Update" as this seems to be a popular topic of conversation for some reason.
Yes, the tide certainly seems to have turned and poor Old Marco Silva's popularity is currently lower than the Mariana Trench, with a post-match poll currently standing at 89% in favour of him being sacked, and "anyone voting NO is a Kopite".
(Although apathy is such that 5% of voters "Don't Care").
Is there no way back?
I'd rather have Sam back than this idiot
"Cannot see how he can survive this one today though. Lowest point in an abysmal season.
This guy is definitely capable of taking us down."
'Put him out of his misery. Lord knows how he blagged his way into the job'
Surely there's some hope, some small chance he can turn it around? Are there NO believers left?
I think the lack of cheese on toast related options on the poll is indicative of this forum being a shell of its former self
Hmmm, right. But who can come to the rescue? Is it......"Davey Time?". This poster thinks so:
"It is time for St David to once again don his iconic cardigan and come to our rescue..."
"THE MOYESIAH RETURNS"
SAHA OFF
HIBBERT ON
I'm not sure all of these posts are entirely serious.
Ginger prick
Or maybe they are. Certainly, the Bitters are not universally in favour of such an alarmist, short-term move. They are, however, somewhat expecting it:
"Failed and sacked at his last four clubs since leaving Everton.
Unemployed for 18 months.
No other club wants him.
Everton taking the begging bowl to him. Well in Brands and Moshiri you two utter clowns"
I can just imagine a photo of him sitting next to Kenwright and the headline "Unfinished business".
Sigh...
Apparently Mickey Quinn on TalkSport said that it would be "a huge risk and Moyes would not bring back the glory days"*, which garners some hearty approval from the GOT intelligensia:
* Yes, I know
Mickey Quinn bums horses before beating them to an inch of their lives, the fat little kopite scruff
but yeah he’s right
But who then? Who among you is willing to step forward and become the latest Mersey Messiah? Well, a recent poll showed none other than ....Jose Mourinho as the top choice! But so sad, he's now at Spurs. Choice number two then!
One Rafael Benitez. But now that Pochettino is available, why not the Argentine? There's some rumours brewing, from that most reliable of sources: the scouse taxi driver!
Mate of mine is a cabbie, apparently all the drivers are chatting about Poch staying in the Radisson in town, he was dropped off there last night. Don’t shoot the messenger, just passing information on.
Some others are not taking such rumours seriously, though.
How about a hologram manager? Could work?
That's a very progressive and exciting idea, suey_11! And the idea gains traction!
Better than anyone else we are linked with
The look of Biggy (no, me neither. Biggie Smalls?), Brain of Cloughy, voice of Dyche
But even those hopes are dashed by ITK user pete:
Bad news, the hologram has refused to join us.....
And there we must leave our special "Manager Update" edition of Grand Old Team. Join me again soon for another snapshot into the doom-laden hellscape that is Everton FC 2019
Yes, the tide certainly seems to have turned and poor Old Marco Silva's popularity is currently lower than the Mariana Trench, with a post-match poll currently standing at 89% in favour of him being sacked, and "anyone voting NO is a Kopite".
(Although apathy is such that 5% of voters "Don't Care").
Is there no way back?
I'd rather have Sam back than this idiot
"Cannot see how he can survive this one today though. Lowest point in an abysmal season.
This guy is definitely capable of taking us down."
'Put him out of his misery. Lord knows how he blagged his way into the job'
Surely there's some hope, some small chance he can turn it around? Are there NO believers left?
I think the lack of cheese on toast related options on the poll is indicative of this forum being a shell of its former self
Hmmm, right. But who can come to the rescue? Is it......"Davey Time?". This poster thinks so:
"It is time for St David to once again don his iconic cardigan and come to our rescue..."
"THE MOYESIAH RETURNS"
SAHA OFF
HIBBERT ON
I'm not sure all of these posts are entirely serious.
Ginger prick
Or maybe they are. Certainly, the Bitters are not universally in favour of such an alarmist, short-term move. They are, however, somewhat expecting it:
"Failed and sacked at his last four clubs since leaving Everton.
Unemployed for 18 months.
No other club wants him.
Everton taking the begging bowl to him. Well in Brands and Moshiri you two utter clowns"
I can just imagine a photo of him sitting next to Kenwright and the headline "Unfinished business".
Sigh...
Apparently Mickey Quinn on TalkSport said that it would be "a huge risk and Moyes would not bring back the glory days"*, which garners some hearty approval from the GOT intelligensia:
* Yes, I know
Mickey Quinn bums horses before beating them to an inch of their lives, the fat little kopite scruff
but yeah he’s right
But who then? Who among you is willing to step forward and become the latest Mersey Messiah? Well, a recent poll showed none other than ....Jose Mourinho as the top choice! But so sad, he's now at Spurs. Choice number two then!
One Rafael Benitez. But now that Pochettino is available, why not the Argentine? There's some rumours brewing, from that most reliable of sources: the scouse taxi driver!
Mate of mine is a cabbie, apparently all the drivers are chatting about Poch staying in the Radisson in town, he was dropped off there last night. Don’t shoot the messenger, just passing information on.
Some others are not taking such rumours seriously, though.
How about a hologram manager? Could work?
That's a very progressive and exciting idea, suey_11! And the idea gains traction!
Better than anyone else we are linked with
The look of Biggy (no, me neither. Biggie Smalls?), Brain of Cloughy, voice of Dyche
But even those hopes are dashed by ITK user pete:
Bad news, the hologram has refused to join us.....
And there we must leave our special "Manager Update" edition of Grand Old Team. Join me again soon for another snapshot into the doom-laden hellscape that is Everton FC 2019
He'll be after Zidane's house next
Hahahahaha ! Clever holo it is.
Always thought Maguire was wildly overrated and not surprised at all that the Manc fans are starting to turn on him.
As for Everton, aside from Moyes (lol), I heard Eddie Howe has been mentioned. Could be a decent appointment. Plus, he's a blue, isn't he?
As for Everton, aside from Moyes (lol), I heard Eddie Howe has been mentioned. Could be a decent appointment. Plus, he's a blue, isn't he?
Doesn't seem like the sort to ditch his club mid-season. So maybe a Howe/ Moysie double-act with the Moysiah taking over until summer?!
I have a feeling that the above might actually be the plan. Silva may not last the night.
Yeah I could see that. I heard Moyes til the end of the season. But then what if he does a decent job short term? Full time appointment?
He did a decent job at West Ham - by their standards - and didn't get the full-time gig, so I'm not sure he'd risk it again.
He deffo thinks he has earned another crack at a "top" job in the Premier though, he said this just a few weeks ago:
"lots of opportunities just now to go back to work but most of them have been in the English Championship".
"I've managed most of my career in the Premier League, so that's the level I expect to be at," he said on BBC Radio Scotland.
"In most of the years I've managed in the Premier League, it's been the top six, seven, eight in the Premier League so I'm hoping I can go back there."
He is fucking deluded. He did "ok" at West Ham, but he was abysmal at Sunderland. I think Premier League clubs are seeing sense and looking beyond the Hughes/Pardew/Allardyce/Moyes merry-go-round (except Newcastle). Nobody anyway decent would touch him.
So Everton should go all in for him, then?
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