LVG's Man Utd

[Skullflower]

The fucking turnip head is the dutch roy hodgson.

 

[moron]

He realizes that in order to have an advantage if some kind he needs a world class player from the front line of real or barca. He is looking for an easy way out in this mediocre league.

 

[Frogfish]

United's attacking prowess & revival continues unabated under LvG :

 

[Judge Jules]

Shame innit. A couple of Mancs known to me are very unhappy with it all.

And yet they're still up there. That's what developing a winning culture does for you, I guess.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Shame innit. A couple of Mancs known to me are very unhappy with it all.

And yet they're still up there. That's what developing a winning culture does for you, I guess.

Nah I don't think it's that. He's been playing football that just about guarantees they won't concede so they have gradually racked up points with those bore draws.

As so many other sides have lost it means they're at least consistent which has kept them there or thereabouts.

 

[Frogfish]

 

[redhorizon2]

But they're above us in the league but play dire football.

 

[Frogfish]

But they're above us in the league but play dire football.

Oh has the season finished yet ?

 

[Dreambeliever]

United's attacking prowess & revival continues unabated under LvG :

So they pass the ball sideways more than anyone else?

 

[gkmacca]

Meanwhile, on Planet Moyes: Davey was talking on the radio today about his time in Spain. 'They tend to eat and sleep in the middle of the day,' he said, before explaining, 'It's what in this country we'd call a siesta'. The man has returned a much more worldly creature.

 

[cloggypop]

Anyone going round to Davey's for their tea in the next few years will be getting paella made out of frozen prawns from Iceland and Uncle Bens nonstick rice with a load of references to "when I used to live in Spain..."

 

[willby]

The fucking turnip head is the dutch roy hodgson.

Rafa comparisons...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/louis-van-gaal-turning-liverpool-6989611

 

[RedStar]

So they pass the ball sideways more than anyone else?

Expect a multi million pound double swoop for Lucas and Allen. Those two hit fewer forward passes than a rugby players

 

[gene hughes]

Swap Allen for Herrera please.

 

[HC]

I'm in the 'whilst they're above us in the table' camp...

I've got a bad feeling about this afternoons game too.

 

[Glen C]

I heard a rumour that lvg has left. Dunno if it's true.

 

[Frogfish]

I heard a rumour that lvg has left. Dunno if it's true.

I hope not. I want him there for the next 5 years at least.

 

[redhorizon2]

Down 2-0, please keep LVG till end of season

 

[gkmacca]

Oops. They lost.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Mourinho is so going to be UTD's next manager, I can see it happening before the end of the season too..

 

[moron]

I think there is a joint conspiracy taking place between United, and Chelsea players.

Hazard: "Ya Rooney - you should do what I do - play like shit and then he will get fired"
Rooney: "Ta - I will tell the other boys".

This is not good for us as it could mean they will start playing if they get a Kloppy cuddle type.

 

[cloggypop]

 

[Red Mullet]

Mourinho is so going to be UTD's next manager, I can see it happening before the end of the season too..

Not before Christmas?

 

[gkmacca]

There's a manc on 606 at the moment who's having an hilarious breakdown. 'Big fish!' he keeps shouting. 'I want the BIGGEST fish for us! THE BIGGEST FISH!!!!!!!'

 

[manwithnoname]

I think there is a joint conspiracy taking place between United, and Chelsea players.

Hazard: "Ya Rooney - you should do what I do - play like shit and then he will get fired"
Rooney: "Ta - I will tell the other boys".

This is not good for us as it could mean they will start playing if they get a Kloppy cuddle type.

Are you some kind of comedy character on the Forum? Like a jokey moron who says moronic things for laughs?

 

[Athens]

There's a manc on 606 at the moment who's having an hilarious breakdown. 'Big fish!' he keeps shouting. 'I want the BIGGEST fish for us! THE BIGGEST FISH!!!!!!!'

He's getting the words cunt and fish confused.

To be fair it's easily done, it's the smell, you see.

 

[cloggypop]

 

[manwithnoname]

Oh my God, when was that?!

What a totally mad, old drunk

 

[Red Astaire]

Haha. That just made me choke on my mulled wine.

 

[gkmacca]

Blimey, I didn't realise until now how much like Stan Laurel Van Gaal looks!