Liverpool vs Everton. Tuesday, 28th January, 20.00

[Markeh]

Cissokho just did something good

 

[doctor_mac]

Flamini red card for Arse

 

[Markeh]

for fuck sake Sturridge

 

[Judge Jules]

Flamini red card for Arse

Ye quiffer ye.

 

[Athens]

Should have been 5.

I'm glad we have the four goal cushion or else my nerves would be even more shot.

 

[Farkmaster]

LUIS GARCIA rings out, that's when you know it's getting bad.

Mingolet is showing a lot less confidence recently, punching when he would have caught, not coming for it, hesitation.

Sturridge should have squared to Suarez after fucking it up there.

 

[dmishra]

Selfish from Sturridge. Should've squared it back for Coutinho.

 

[Fabio]

Why Moses?!

Poor Stugsy, great game

 

[dmishra]

Oh for fuck's sake.

 

[Judge Jules]

Even by Cissokho's "standards" that was pretty eye-popping.

 

[Tal]

LUIS GARCIA rings out, that's when you know it's getting bad.

Mingolet is showing a lot less confidence recently, punching when he would have caught, not coming for it, hesitation.

Sturridge should have squared to Suarez after fucking it up there.

You're a fucking joy. Cheer up for fucks sake, weren't you saying you didn't enjoy football, well, I know what you mean, but now's the time to have a go at it.

😉

 

[Farkmaster]

Sturridge off now, not happy, as you'd expect, and want, really, but he's got a little blinkered once he got the hat trick in his head.

 

[dmishra]

Bit of tension there with Sturridge. Both with Suarez and Rodgers. Think Rodgers took him out almost as a punishment.

 

[Fabio]

Flanno has done well, Kelly coming on

Next I'd like Alberto on for Coutinho

 

[dee]

Sturridge subbed before he misses any more sitters

:-D

 

[dmishra]

Flanno has done well, Kelly coming on

Next I'd like Alberto on for Coutinho

The heavens would fall.

 

[Farkmaster]

You're a fucking joy. Cheer up for fucks sake, weren't you saying you didn't enjoy football, well, I know what you mean, but now's the time to have a go at it.

😉

I 'm loving it, these are just my unbelievably important observations. I can't deny you those.

 

[Markeh]

I swear Cissokho nearly tripped over himself running unchallenged with the ball there

 

[Tal]

I swear Cissokho nearly tripped over himself running unchallenged with the ball there

It's all a charade, the lad is pure class and has perfected a technique to lull opponents into leaving him alone because he's no possible danger.

 

[Judge Jules]

I swear Cissokho nearly tripped over himself running unchallenged with the ball there

You know that saying about the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing? Cissokho seems determined to prove it can apply to your feet too.

 

[Farkmaster]

I swear Cissokho nearly tripped over himself running unchallenged with the ball there

That's a new dribbling skill he's working on drawing from the drunken master style of Kung Fu.

 

[Farkmaster]

I'll tell you what my right hand is doing right now.

 

[Markeh]

It's all a charade, the lad is pure class and has perfected a technique to lull opponents into leaving him alone because he's no possible danger.

his wondergoal at Stoke being proof of this theory

 

[Athens]

You know that saying about the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing? Cissokho seems determined to prove it can apply to your feet too.

It's because he dresses in front of the mirror. He lifts his right foot and his reflection lifts its left foot. It causes the poor lad all sorts of confusion.

 

[Fabio]

Bahahahahahshahahahahahahahahaha!

The heavens are falling!

 

[Farkmaster]

Everton are doing a great Washington General's routine. It's like they genuinely are trying to win.

 

[dmishra]

The heavens would fall.

Head falls the fuck off.

 

[Hansern]

Sturridge has been ace today. Should have passed it to Suarez on the last chance but the penalty miss probably blinkered him a bit.
He's just returned from injury and played a lot vs Bournmouth so I've got no issue with Rodgers subbing him.

 

[dee]

Looks like the Geordies are fading from the top as predicted. 0-0 with their most creative player sold and their best striker red carded

 

[Judge Jules]

Match finished 2-2 at So'ton. Just the one point for the Arse and they were lucky to get that appaz.