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But you're not female! I've met you!

Soaps are for women! And Fox, probably.
To watch on his curved tv.

Hang on a second, curved screens are concave, aren't they? That means they would make breasts appear SMALLER! I'm never, ever going to get a curved screen now.
 
I'm a pure sucker for that sort of don't-back-down-shit.

I know people loathe Costa and rightly so, but wouldn't you want somebody with that sort of attitude in your team? He intimidates the fuck out of opponents, and that's half the battle. Backs his teammates, throws himself into anything, and stands up to the league's biggest centre backs. And then he backs it up too. Talks the talk, scores the goals, and wins the game. He's a fucking super player to have in your team.

So, for Henderson to stand there, sans flinching, and to take it right to the cunt is fucking proper. Sometimes the most important battles are the psychological ones. Don't be intimidated, put your marker down, and hold your fucking ground. It won't win you a game, but it'll command you respect - from your opponents, from the supporters, and significantly from your teammates. Love that shit.

Good on you Jordan Henderson,
 
Henderson would have destroyed Costa, the cunt.



Haha, notice Gerrard accidentally kicks the ball at Fabregas as he's on the ground... Then Gerrard raises his hand to apologise which Fabregas doesn't see him doing as he's too busy crying to the Ref.
 
I'm a pure sucker for that sort of don't-back-down-shit.



I know people loathe Costa and rightly so, but wouldn't you want somebody with that sort of attitude in your team? He intimidates the fuck out of opponents, and that's half the battle. Backs his teammates, throws himself into anything, and stands up to the league's biggest centre backs. And then he backs it up too. Talks the talk, scores the goals, and wins the game. He's a fucking super player to have in your team.

We did - we called him Luis Suarez ... 😉
 
I'm a pure sucker for that sort of don't-back-down-shit.

I know people loathe Costa and rightly so, but wouldn't you want somebody with that sort of attitude in your team? He intimidates the fuck out of opponents, and that's half the battle. Backs his teammates, throws himself into anything, and stands up to the league's biggest centre backs. And then he backs it up too. Talks the talk, scores the goals, and wins the game. He's a fucking super player to have in your team.

So, for Henderson to stand there, sans flinching, and to take it right to the cunt is fucking proper. Sometimes the most important battles are the psychological ones. Don't be intimidated, put your marker down, and hold your fucking ground. It won't win you a game, but it'll command you respect - from your opponents, from the supporters, and significantly from your teammates. Love that shit.

Good on you Jordan Henderson,
Couldn't agree more on both points. I'd absolutely love Costa in our team, but seems as he's not, hes one of the biggest cunts around.
 
We did - we called him Luis Suarez ... 😉



It's true. I have a grudging respect for Costa because I know we had a player who got under opponents' skins in exactly the same ways. He's a horrible cunt, as was our own beloved Luis.
 
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*fucking loves Jordan Henderson*


You need a bit of that etc.

I too love the Hendo. I think he's going to be a brilliant captain.
 
I'm a pure sucker for that sort of don't-back-down-shit.

I know people loathe Costa and rightly so, but wouldn't you want somebody with that sort of attitude in your team? He intimidates the fuck out of opponents, and that's half the battle. Backs his teammates, throws himself into anything, and stands up to the league's biggest centre backs. And then he backs it up too. Talks the talk, scores the goals, and wins the game. He's a fucking super player to have in your team.

So, for Henderson to stand there, sans flinching, and to take it right to the cunt is fucking proper. Sometimes the most important battles are the psychological ones. Don't be intimidated, put your marker down, and hold your fucking ground. It won't win you a game, but it'll command you respect - from your opponents, from the supporters, and significantly from your teammates. Love that shit.

Good on you Jordan Henderson,

Costa is brilliant. He worked on the 3 CB's then moved on to the wings backs before starting on the rest of the midfield players. If you have the audacity to tackle him you'll get the Costa stare. He's like a pantomime villain or a heel from WWE. I would love him in our team.
 
I am delighted for Henderson. Just in general like. He has really grown as a man with us. He allowed himself to be a bit of a passenger when he first arrived but look at him now. He always had the drive and ambition to be the best player he could be. He didn't drink, didn't smoke, first at training, last to leave. Fair play to him. He's gone from Doug Funny to Johnny Bravo.




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If Henderson could shoot like Gerrard(used to), then he'd be one of the best in the country.

He's just lacking that extra bit to move him into the top players. Hopefully that'll come though.
 
Sakho too does that on the left, though Can is much better bringing the ball out of defense and has the option on him to run with the ball. I wonder if Ilori can succeed Skrtel in the longer run in the middle.

I hope Ilori will succeed Can, who will be subsequently moved to midfield. While Lovren, if he learns his lessons from this season, should be able to win the competition with Skrtel for the middle of the back 3. Next season:

Ilori--Lovren (Skrtel)--Sakho
-----Hendo--Can (Lucas)----
 
I hope Ilori will succeed Can, who will be subsequently moved to midfield. While Lovren, if he learns his lessons from this season, should be able to win the competition with Skrtel for the middle of the back 3. Next season:

Ilori--Lovren (Skrtel)--Sakho
-----Hendo--Can (Lucas)----
That wouldn't work imo.

I like Sakho, but he's relatively young, Can, & Ilori are all young, & that leaves Lovren as our composed mature head at the back, & he isn't that player from what I've seen.

It's an awfully young defence.
 
Costa is brilliant. He worked on the 3 CB's then moved on to the wings backs before starting on the rest of the midfield players. If you have the audacity to tackle him you'll get the Costa stare. He's like a pantomime villain or a heel from WWE. I would love him in our team.


He looks to me like a baddie in a spaghetti western. Every time I see him I imagine him in a poncho and a sombrero chewing on a bedraggled cigar and spitting black phlegm out of the corner of his mouth.
 
That wouldn't work imo.

I like Sakho, but he's relatively young, Can, & Ilori are all young, & that leaves Lovren as our composed mature head at the back, & he isn't that player from what I've seen.

It's an awfully young defence.

The young defence is working fine with Skrtel there instead though. I think Rurik is only suggesting Lovren plays there if he sorts himself out and proves he's better than Skrtel, so it should be fine. Further, both Sakho and Lovren/Skrtel are fully fledged internationals, so whilst it's young, it's got plenty of experience.
 
He looks to me like a baddie in a spaghetti western. Every time I see him I imagine him in a poncho and a sombrero chewing on a bedraggled cigar and spitting black phlegm out of the corner of his mouth.

Striking a match off his stubble then kicking a horse.

He does have a sort of Charles Bronson quality
 
That wouldn't work imo.

I like Sakho, but he's relatively young, Can, & Ilori are all young, & that leaves Lovren as our composed mature head at the back, & he isn't that player from what I've seen.

It's an awfully young defence.


Yeah, agree with what Mystic said and also it obviously depends on whether Ilori himself is ready. If he needs constant babysitting, then it's not going to work even if you play him with Rip Van Winkle to balance out the age 🙂
 
I meant using the powers of photoshop or some new fan dangled thing, convert Costa into a spa western character.
A spa western? What does that involve? Facials and massages instead of shoot outs and brothels?
 
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