Georginio Wijnaldum - confirmed

[JurgenKlopp]

Mane upgrade on Lallana and/or firmino

Who is Wijnaldum the upgrade on?

Hendo, Milner, Allen

 

[Whirly]

Sweet. Very happy with this signing. i don't give a fuck about price of players as they are nuts everywhere - he is a player who I think will do it for us in the PL. We now have an armada of attacking mids who will gengenpress the fuck out of the opposition. Just need to ensure Studge/ Ings/ Origi convert the chances. Happy that Mane and Wijnaldum are both proven to be able to add to that team goal tally.

Firmino, Coutinho, Mane, Lallana, Wijnaldum. Boom.

If you place Wijnaldum's name before that of Lallana, it sounds even more menacing.

 

[peekay]

It's not me anyway.

I'm going for someone like Roopy or Peekay.

 

[Modo]

Sweet. Very happy with this signing. i don't give a fuck about price of players as they are nuts everywhere - he is a player who I think will do it for us in the PL. We now have an armada of attacking mids who will gengenpress the fuck out of the opposition. Just need to ensure Studge/ Ings/ Origi convert the chances. Happy that Mane and Wijnaldum are both proven to be able to add to that team goal tally.

Firmino, Coutinho, Mane, Banana, Wijnaldum. Boom.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 7m7 minutes agoView translation
Georginio Wijnaldum having medical at Liverpool training ground #SSNHQ

 

[Skullflower]

I am not excited at all by any of our signings. if it wasn't klopp signing them i'd be fuming.

 

[cloggypop]

When do we get the nicknames, Skully?

 

[manwithnoname]

I am not excited at all by any of our signings. if it wasn't klopp signing them i'd be fuming.

Nobody can be that jaded and cynical, surely?

Not even a scintilla of hypeness and joy? Nothing?

 

[the count]

Personally I am whelmed at best.
However the last time I had similar concerns about the attitude and application of a new player was when we signed Sturridge so what do I know.

 

[Piedro]

Can we get an Autocorrect set up for his name? I dont think I can bear watching some people trying to spell this one.

 

[Skullflower]

Nobody can be that jaded and cynical, surely?

Not even a scintilla of hypeness and joy? Nothing?

well it's better than nothing. but that's it. these are like ten million pound signings from the rafa era. a couple will be good and a couple wont. we've got a decent squad anyway but there's nothing to get excited about here.

 

[the count]

Can we get an Autocorrect set up for his name? I dont think I can bear watching some people trying to spell this one.

Windybum

 

[Skullflower]

When do we get the nicknames, Skully?

I've already come up with poobitch. have some patience.

 

[manwithnoname]

well it's better than nothing. but that's it. these are like ten million pound signings from the rafa era. a couple will be good and a couple wont. we've got a decent squad anyway but there's nothing to get excited about here.

Yeah, there's usually at least one massive flop. Often more than one. But sometimes there's a Suarez and Alonso in amongst all the Markovics, Balotellis, Allens, Borinis, Aquilanis and Lallanas

 

[manwithnoname]

I've already come up with poobitch. have some patience.

Who's that?

I gave up on nicknames after Lucas broke me. He has a rubbish name for lampooning and creating derogatory nicknames. Which is both apposite and also ironic.

 

[Skullflower]

Yeah, there's usually at least one massive flop. Often more than one. But sometimes there's a Suarez and Alonso in amongst all the Markovics, Balotellis, Allens, Borinis, Aquilanis and Lallanas

yeah but none of them ever came from the premier league.

 

[manwithnoname]

yeah but none of them ever came from the premier league.

Ummm. No, not for a while anyway.

Wait......CLYNE???!!!

That's about it, mind.

 

[Skullflower]

Ummm. No, not for a while anyway.

Wait......CLYNE???!!!

That's about it, mind.

clyne is not a suarez, torres, alonso. one of these new cunts will work out as well as clyne. good stuff but not exciting.

 

[Rosco]

We have a chance of 6th next season Skully.

Cheer up

 

[cloggypop]

Can we get an Autocorrect set up for his name? I dont think I can bear watching some people trying to spell this one.

I'm having no difficulty with it but the pronunciation is going to kill me.

It can't be any worse than the Kuyt pronunciation as Kite though.

 

[Skullflower]

We have a chance of 6th next season Skully.

Cheer up

i'm fucking zen.

 

[Piedro]

I'm having no difficulty with it but the pronunciation is going to kill me.

It can't be any worse than the Kuyt pronunciation as Kite though.

I cant spell it or pronounce it.

"WHY-NAL-DUMB"

Is that right?

 

[Skullflower]

georginio ginelli

 

[cloggypop]

I cant spell it or pronounce it.

"WHY-NAL-DUMB"

Is that right?

Yeah. Easy enough. Not sure any of the previous puns work with it though.

 

[Piedro]

Foreign pronunciations kill me anyway. I have a polish girl working for me and she is constantly pulling me on how to say European cities.

Krakow - I call it "CRACK-OW" as you do. She says its actually "ROTZ-KLAW"

Fucking does my head in. ITS CRACK-OW!

 

[Piedro]

Suppose she is from there like so shes probably right.

 

[Piedro]

Or shes just taking the piss.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

** PETE IS HIGH LIKE A KITE ALERT **

 

[Piedro]

Nah that was weeks ago at Glastonbury.

Although I have taken 8 paracetamol today as I have a bad migraine. I think they were paracetamol anyway.

 

[ibromurph]

well it's better than nothing. but that's it. these are like ten million pound signings from the rafa era. a couple will be good and a couple wont. we've got a decent squad anyway but there's nothing to get excited about here.

Do you think they're good enough to get us in the CL?

Because really that's the aim. Once we are a fixture in the CL positions, then we can look at the likes of Higuain or Lewandoski. Until then, we'll be shopping in Tescos hoping for a few Mahrez/Kante type signings. I think Mane has the potential to do what Mahrez did and grab/assist 15/15 goals.